Horrorble Opinions: Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2014)

This week we try to review Da Sweet Blood of Jesus (2014), a Spike Lee Joint. We are Dr. Green looking up into the tree seeing the movie with a noose around its neck and though we ask "why?" the answers allude us like interpretive dance. What made Kenny more mad than imagining that baby getting eaten? When did Daniel start watching videos of people washing wombats? Who doesn't have a frozen man in their freezer? Is it ever ok to climb a tree and wake up your host? Why does Ryan keep finding Gremlin-esq monologues? Where would Daniel go to pick up ladies? Should we ever pretend to be cats? Does Daniel know where the wine cellar is? Was Spike Lee too concerned with whether or not he could he didn't stop to think if he should? This movie broke the sacred ritual of breckers (breakfast-Croc!) by bringing an ax and none of us will ever be the same. Worst. Spiderman. Movie. Ever! Intro/Outro Music "Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Twitter @HorrorbleOP Email ⁠[email protected]⁠ Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/ Bluesky @horrorbleopinions.bsky.social