Horrorble Opinions: Friday the 13th Part 3

Horrorble Opinions reviews Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982), directed by Steve Miner, and this movie sure rhymes with third (spoiler: it's turd). This installment begins a terrifying new trend in disappointment. How long can Jason hold his breath? Is one of these characters really pregnant? What's the morality around putting spoiled goods back on the shelf? Is this a free roaming Jason now? Could you, would you, in a barn? How much is that Toxi uh we mean Jason in the window? What do you do when your significant other is under attack? Did we mention this movie is intended to be in 3d? We have some problems with this movie but we're sure everything else will be just fine, like having a dream that Jason assaulted us in the woods but also returned us to our beds like the gentlemen creeper he is. Intro/Outro track Secrets of the Carnival by ErikMMusic on Soundcloud Twitter @HorrorbleOP Email [email protected] Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/