Horrorble Opinions: Shark Bait (2022)

In this episode we discuss the Tubi Original film Shark Bait (2022). It's Spring Break, time to leave your sunscreen at home and play jet ski chicken with us while we tread shallow and overly explored waters. Which one of your hosts would ignite first if left out in the sun? Who agrees that stand your ground laws should apply to jet skis? What is the difference between Munchausen syndrome, Munchausen by proxy syndrome, Stockholm syndrome, and lupus? When did Kenny and Daniel play enough online FPS games that looting a corpse would come naturally? Where have sharks evolved to use claws? Why is getting eaten alive a fitting punishment for someone who intentionally breaks glass where my kids play? How can we learn about surviving shark encounters if we only see idiot teenagers get eaten? Grab your waterproof earbuds, put on a life preserver, and get ready to cheer on the shark. Hoo Ha Ha! Intro/Outro track Secrets of the Carnival by ErikMMusic on Soundcloud Twitter @HorrorbleOP Email [email protected] Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/