Horrorble Opinions: The Shallows (2016)

Today Horrorble Opinions reviews The Shallows (2016). Like a car driving into your dining room, this movie…is about a shark, a woman, a crab, and a seagull named Steven. Two out of three hosts fall in love with drunk beach thief. One out of three hosts were cooking when a car crashed into their home. How many mispronunciations and incomprehensible mumblings can three people produce? What happens when you shoot a flair gun at Texan blood? Who knows if sharks have knowledge of land dwellers? When is it ok to break a seagull’s neck? Join us as we take our broken wings and regurgitated crab to go do battle with a gluttonous shark that drove a car through a wall. Intro/Outro track Secrets of the Carnival by ErikMMusic on Soundcloud Twitter @HorrorbleOP Email [email protected] Instagram https://www.instagram.com/horrorble_opinions_podcast/