EPISODE · May 30, 2022 · 1H 6M
How Bazaar, How Bazaar
from Botched: A D&D Podcast · host Botched: A D&D Podcast
Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Unsurprisingly, whenever the players begin to make comments about not advancing the plot, you can bet there will be a shopping episode. Was it designed that way? Of course not. The players just love shopping and haggling. They can’t help themselves. Before they set off to Stanford, they need a coyote. Or, someone to show them the safest way in and out. They also need to find supplies that will help them. We’re talking ammo, explosives, melee weapons, snoopy memorabilia, and a pig. Wait, maybe those last two aren’t all that useful. Who is this mysterious coyote? What will the group purchase at the bazaar? Why does River always seem to find himself in poop? Why does River constantly try to offer handjobs as payment? Where did they get these pigs from? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Bread2287, GungnirtheDude Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer
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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Unsurprisingly, whenever the players begin to make comments about not advancing the plot, you can bet there will be a shopping episode. Was it designed that way? Of course not. The players just love shopping and haggling. They can’t help themselves. Before they set off to Stanford, they need a coyote. Or, someone to show them the safest way in and out. They also need to find supplies that will help them. We’re talking ammo, explosives, melee weapons, snoopy memorabilia, and a pig. Wait, maybe those last two aren’t all that useful. Who is this mysterious coyote? What will the group purchase at the bazaar? Why does River always seem to find himself in poop? Why does River constantly try to offer handjobs as payment? Where did they get these pigs from? Tune in and find out! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at [email protected] Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, He Who Is Steve, Zach Anderson, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Big Jon, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Bread2287, GungnirtheDude Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer
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