How It Isn't

It's 80 degrees in Coma and that means it's time to start complaining about the heat. It's also Whitney Houston haiku night at Bear's Biker Bar and hopefully we'll all finally learn how someone can love us. This is Coma News Daily. The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. For the first time, this podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham This week we just keep 'Getting Serious' and broadcast from a horse barn rather than a bar. As always you can hear the podcast by clicking play at the bottom of this blog post! Hosted this week by Jonny Reynolds, who is a real reporter, and Coma's very own underemployed Private Dick (gross), Marybell Davis, who does not write news but is attractive enough to read it. With news from T.S. John who can no longer prebreak news since he gave up his peyote habit and Stan Bargmeyer explains how to mail some cherries.