Town of Coma

It's 32 degrees in Coma and your aunt is passed out beside the Christmas Tree. This is Coma News Daily. The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma. This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to you by Kale flavored liquid ham. It’s the kale flavor that makes it so delicious. This week we wrap up serious and find that none of the questions that needed to be answered got answered. We also prebreak the news of next year through one reporters peyote fueled fever dream. We find that Panera cork board can help you find someone and that soap made out of doves doesn't wash away a broken heart. Happy Holidays. Love, Town of Coma

This week in Coma women are equal to everything as we don our pumpkin spice flavored bras and talk about Tinder relationships, sexy cinderblock costumes, and use sad face emojis. This is Coma News Daily. The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma. This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to you by Kale flavored liquid ham. It’s the kale flavor that makes it so delicious. This week we can't get serious because Johnny is out "in the field" trying to find some scary clowns. As always you can hear the podcast by clicking play at the bottom of this blog post!

It's time for the Coma Olympics where synchronized lawn mowing and competitive beer gutting sets the stage for some real competition. We'd like to thank our newest sponsor The Coma Landmine Tours and Museum. Take a Landmine tour today. It'll blow you away. This is Coma News Daily. The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma. This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to you by Kale flavored liquid ham. It’s the kale flavor that makes it so delicious. This week we just keep 'Getting Serious' and broadcast from the Coma Grain Elevator and Convention Center which is just like Rio but with less hotwax.

If it’s July in Coma that must mean it’s 90 degrees –even underwater with your eyes burning from chlorine, at that the Coma municipal pool. And that pool deck is hot enough to fry some toe nuggets on. This is Coma News Daily. The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma. This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to you by Kale flavored liquid ham. It’s the kale flavor that makes it so delicious. This week we just keep 'Getting Serious' and broadcast from a horse barn rather than a bar.

It's 80 degrees in Coma and that means it's time to start complaining about the heat. It's also Whitney Houston haiku night at Bear's Biker Bar and hopefully we'll all finally learn how someone can love us. This is Coma News Daily. The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. For the first time, this podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham This week we just keep 'Getting Serious' and broadcast from a horse barn rather than a bar. As always you can hear the podcast by clicking play at the bottom of this blog post! Hosted this week by Jonny Reynolds, who is a real reporter, and Coma's very own underemployed Private Dick (gross), Marybell Davis, who does not write news but is attractive enough to read it. With news from T.S. John who can no longer prebreak news since he gave up his peyote habit and Stan Bargmeyer explains how to mail some cherries.

It’s finally 70 degrees in Coma which means it’s time for people in town to feel like models but look really bad in bathing suits. This is Coma News Daily. The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. This podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham which is not healthy but you can pretend it is because it tastes like kale. This week we decided to keep 'Getting Serious' in a barn and we tell some tales about a Bigfoot who knows how to explain multi-level marketing with his halted screams. We also get sports updates on a new baseball team in town the DivorceHers.

It’s 58 degrees in Coma and that means icy morning feet are being replaced with exploding noses as spring fever descends on our town. This is Coma News Daily. The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. This podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham which is not healthy but you can pretend it is because it tastes like kale. This week we decided to keep 'Getting Serious' and broadcast from a horse barn rather than a bar.

It’s 42 degrees in Coma but tomorrow it might be -26 below. The Groundhog says that spring is coming and that means plagues and bunnies that lay eggs. This is Coma News Daily. The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. For the first time, this podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham This week we decided to 'Get Serious' and broadcast from a horse barn rather than a bar. As always you can hear the podcast by clicking play at the bottom of this blog post! Hosted this week by Jonny Reynolds, who is a real reporter, and Coma's very own underemployed Private Dick (gross), Marybell Davis, who does not write news but is attractive enough to read it. With the introduction of Coma Town Councilperson Natalie Peters and news from T.S. John who can no longer prebreak news since he gave up his peyote habit.

It’s minus 12 degrees in Coma where the snow banks are piled high and the children are climbing the walls. This is Coma News Daily. This week we're podcasting a Serious mystery lead by a real journalist, Jonny Reynolds, who may or may not be an alcoholic and is definitely not Ryan Reynolds. As always, we love our sponsors-- Kale Flavored Ham and The Footbucket

Because we are too unattractive and too "small town" to broadcast in a theater, Coma News Daily is broadcasting this New Year from The Coma Hockey Rink and Sweater Emporium, Hosted this week by Coma's own Dr. Jimmy and Coma's very own underemployed Private Dick (gross), Marybell Davis. With the introduction of a brand new App called the 'YOKO' created by former town council member and boomer Bob Smith-Smith. The YOKO App is guaranteed to help Gen X generations and younger to find their direction.

It’s 43 degrees in Coma and the reindeer hood ornaments are fueling a steady increase in aggressive driving. This is Coma News Daily. The Complete internet podcast news source portal for the Town of Coma. Because we are too unattractive and too "small town" to broadcast in a theater, Coma News Daily is broadcasting this Christmas special once again from Bear's Biker Bar in the Town of Coma.

It’s 78 degrees in Coma today but by tonight it will be 42 and as frisky as a first time politician. This is Coma New Daily. The Complete internet podcast news source portal for the Town of Coma. Marybell Davis is broadcasting once again from Bear's Biker Bar, where she's drinking a beer after a month-long diet of only liquid kale. We all know that kale tastes great when it’s a liquid and ALSO when it is the sponsor of Coma News Daily.

Tears for Cheers-- in what may be the end of news from Coma since the main sponsor Liquid Ham pulled out our fearless reporters find themselves reporting live from Bear's Biker Bar and spurring on literacy with children reading tweets.

It's 92 degrees in Coma and the heat index feels like it's the surface of the sun. Hide your wife, hide your kids. This is the special and short back to school edition of Coma News Daily, As part of our continuing effort to be the local news team that is more on your side than any other local news team (if we had one) Coma News Daily spent some time with some very special kids: members of the Social Media Early Learning and Literacy Experience program or SMELLE. This breakthrough kids literacy program teaches youngsters how to read by following developments in their favorite tweets

It's a hot, hot, hot 95 degrees in Coma, the kind of weather that makes the residents of our fair town want to snuggle up and sweat all over that someone special in their lives. This is Coma News Daily. Thought for the week: Savor every hug like it's your last. Hosted this week by Coma's own physician and former raver Dr. Jimmy and Coma's very own underemployed Private Dick (gross), Marybell Davis. With updates from the Future Reporter, T.S. John.

It’s 85 degrees in Coma, which is the temperature at which work sweat turns into pressure steam shooting out of the ears of the many hard charging careerists in town . This is Coma News Daily.

It's 80 degrees and stormy in Coma. Don't you ever wonder where all the wind comes from? It's like there's a bunch of giant fans blowing wind in Asia or something. This is Coma News Daily. With updates from local townspeople including Coma News Daily Future News Reporter, Thomas Steven John. This week our host is Coma's own Private Dick (gross) Marybell Davis and her friend Hope who you might remember from the Coma Christmas Special as the "girl throwing up in the parking lot of Bear's Biker Bar.

It's 83 degrees in 'Coma and almost summer. No players are on base and no on is in the dugout. Public warning: the pool is open and anyone can wear a bikini. This is Coma News Daily. This episode features Shane Darvish director of the Coma Players and the man who made 'Cats' even worse than we could imagine.

It’s 80 degrees in Coma, as plants and animals brace themselves for yet another springtime wind and rain storm that threatens to blow away our vast collections of yard ornaments. This is Coma News Daily. The Internet news source portal for the town of Coma This newscast, like happiness itself, is brought to you by Liquid Ham, where ham flows from the heart and pores. With updates from local townspeople including Coma News Daily Reporter, Thomas Steven John, who can no longer report future news as the Peyote crop in Coma has dried up as well as updates from the Coma Mayor himself-- Mayor Dave Anderson.

It’s 60 degrees in Coma, plants are starting to bloom and so is the public drunkenness at Coma Springfest. This is Coma News Daily.