How to care for your chicken and retire well

What does chicken care have to do with retirement? Did you know that the word chicken is also a slang term for cash-money?  It is fairly interchangeable with “Dough”, “Bread”, “Moolah”, or “Iron” and it is usually referring to dollars on one’s person, or cash-on-hand. I have to admit, I’ve never heard that term before and I’m curious to see what’s going to happen from an SEO standpoint!!!  But once you get it, you know, how DO you care for your chicken? Real Investments for Retirement...