How To Not Get A DUI

This is episode 45 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:49 - What Markus does with his dinosaurs in private 00:03:41 - Justin's Regulars 00:05:19 - Phill drank 6 THC beers (Tejas Tonic please sponsor us) 00:08:56 - Celsius drinkers be like 00:11:16 - Why we don't get invited to do c*caine 00:14:02 - Underware corner (Justin wears socks inside out) 00:16:06 - Women take everything 00:18:29 - Justin's Journal 7: So much big caulk 00:26:42 - Goodwill find of the century 00:33:05 - Context: Markus has a Honda Fit 00:35:34 - Markus' Dino of the Week 00:43:15 - Explaining the Doomsday Clock to Justin 00:48:29 - Watching atom bomb test footage 00:54:08 - Marjorie Taylor Greene Appears to Say Democrats Can 'Control the Weather 00:59:36 - Austrian man amputated his p*nis with an axe after eating psilocybin psychedelic mushrooms 01:05:10 - Court Says Man Can't Be Charged with Drunk Driving Because He Chugged Entire Bottle After Getting Pulled Over 01:08:18 - Boot out reporters, say NFL players caught naked in locker room _______________________ Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/ Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/ Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/