How To Remain Unflustered Like An Alpha Male – Heartiste

Here are some actions and lines you can use when a woman has challenged you - and revealed her blossoming attraction for you. You have to be a bit of an actor to pull some of these off, but seduction is, in its essence, the art of acting... The key to many of these is a bemused or neutral facial expression. Body language should be slow and deliberate, bordering on instilling discomfort. - Arch eyebrows. Stare at her for three seconds. Look away. - Look her over with neutral expression, draw in lips, slowly nod head, and exhale “yeeeeeeeahhh.....” - Sarcastically, “Wow, so cold, so cold. mmhmmm.” - “Goooooddamnit.” Act disappointed, shake head, frown. “I thought you were different.” - “Hmm,” *pause pause pause* “you’re off to a good start, I see.” - “Just what I needed tonight.” Smirk a little here. “A ballbuster.” - Stare, cock head, blank face. “Charming.” - “I’m sorry, did you say something?” - Smile broadly and phonily. “All right! This is fun!” Raise your glass to her, like a toast. - “I thought I was the biggest bitch here.” To be used sparingly on especially hot women with serious bitch complexes. - Exhale loudly and slowly. Put your drink on the bar. Turn to face her. Relax arms and clasp your hands together. - “Your games are for children.” - Straight face, “I’m glad I got to know you.” Excuse yourself politely from her company. - “I bet you say that to all the men who secretly make you a little nervous. Like a schoolgirl.” - Furrow your brow, cock head, like your examining a zit on her face. “You’re.... weirdly fascinating.” - “Thanks for not making this too easy/polite/friendly.” - “It’s a good thing I met you. Nice girls bore me.” - “I’ve got a question. Does this normally work for you?” - “Well.” Raise your glass to her. Smile. Nod in appreciation. “Just what I expected.” - “I’ve heard about girls like you.” Wait for a reply. “Nothing good, I’m afraid.” - “C+.” She will ask what you’re talking about. “Your flirting skills. Not bad, room for improvement if you apply yourself.” - Make a fake pained expression. - Appear befuddled. “Your question seems silly to me.” - “I’ve gotta hand it to you. I was expecting a sane, boring girl.” - “Never-mind.” - “Hold that thought.” Drink, talk to the bartender or a friend, or just stare at the wall. She will expect you to return to the conversation. You won’t. - Duct tape her mouth. “That’s better.” One of the above is a joke.