Hurricane Ian is So Bad They’re Putting Condoms on Microphones | 9.29.22

On today’s episode… the latest as of the time of taping on Hurricane Ian, including a daring reporter using a condom as a microphone cover (00:04:10), and so much more… Watch Full Podcasts on Spotify and YouTube + Get Bonus Podcasts via Anchor and Patreon (00:02:25) - Wes’ superior gaming chair and “buffets for one” have Will very jealous ☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕ (00:04:10) - Hurricane Ian is so bad they’re securing Michael Jackson’s chimp Bubbles and putting Condoms on Microphones (00:12:50) - Lizzo plays James Madison’s Crystal Flute while Twerking + Founding Fathers Analysis (00:17:50) - McDonald’s Happy Meal for Adults leaves Wes wanting more… (00:20:10) - New study says that images of tiny penises makes women assume the men are “introverted, disagreeable, careless, virgin” - BUT smaller penises make more money 🥛 Cream of the Crop 🥛 (00:25:35) - “Funerals for Straightness” parties are the new Trend Amongst Lesbians Bad Police Work (00:35:55) - Colorado Woman handcuffed, put in squad car, and HIT BY TRAIN on tracks (00:41:00) - Australian police cannot locate man with Totally tattooed face Biden Time in Space (00:45:20) - Biden Time - President Joe Biden calls on deceased Congresswoman at conference + Election talk (00:55:20) - Space - New Spiral Galaxy Pics + Artemis SLS Launch Delayed AGAIN These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: PredictIt - go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/HardFactor60 to get your first $60 matched on us in the stock market of politics and bet on this year’s Midterm Elections FACTOR - Go to this URL: go.Factor75.com/hardfactor130, and use code hardfactor130 to get $130 off across 6 boxes of ready to eat, fresh, healthy meals! MyBookie - Sign up today and use promo code FACTOR to secure a first-time deposit bonus up to $1000 for betting on this year’s games! Go to store.hardfactor.com and support the pod with some incredible merch Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to [email protected], and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Follow Hard Factor on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices