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Episode 2038 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:30 Ed Sheeran MackLemore tour drama explained 00:08:35 Israel is getting a Space Laser Weapon!! 00:22:40 Racist UT game debacle with Bo French 00:30:20 Update on Hyrox pooping For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2037 Brought to you by ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at https://ethos.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:08:44 UK Zoo offers rare "Child Predator Tour" 00:18:52 Woman spontaneously begins masturbating in the nude on American Airlines flight from BWI to Miami 00:23:36 Hyrox champion pooped herself and the course mid-competition and still won, grossing out pretty much everyone 00:31:22 "What's Happening in Countries that we Liberated??" Iraqi Meat Crimes and Alligator Alcatraz 00:37:00 Suspended for Coffee Thank you for listening --> Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, and much more! Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2036 Brought to you by ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:11 Thai man caught having sex with koi fish, and man in Georgia was caught making love to hot tub rubber ducky 00:20:20 Off-duty police officer and wife seeking damages for getting jumped at a Waffle House parking lot 00:28:45 Anthropic, OpenAI, Grok and other AI developers call for AI regulation and Trump shuts it down 00:32:54 American Samoan politician in Alaska arrested over form that was impossible to fill correctly Thank you for listening --> Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, and much more! Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2035 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com!  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:30 AI football picks 00:08:35 Furries are being discriminated against at famous Maryland Renaissance Festival 00:22:40 Giant sinkhole opens at Nick Cage’s Malibu house 00:30:20 Man with Parkinson’s under fire for kicking motorists off his lawn as she was trying to avoid flooded streets 00:36:15 Rick Springfield tells Joe Rogan he killed a man while in Vietnam during USO tour For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2034 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com!  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:25 Blind man in the UK drove 150 miles drunk 00:21:20 An Albuquerque man shot and killed his cousin over hot enchiladas   00:27:40 PA priest stole 740k from three churches and used it for heroin and gay sex 00:36:35 Guess that crime: Trailer park woman throws bucket of her poop on alleged adulterer  For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2033 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com!  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:32 Michigan v Western Michigan controversy  00:06:47 Guardsman faces felony charges for pulling gun after grooming standards argument 00:26:06 The SEC meets on Thursday to Expel LSU 00:33:35 Rabid baby goats at NC petting zoo For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2032 Brought to you by Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com! #UltraPouches 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Happy Birthday Hard Factor Mark!! Also, Football and Labor Day Shenanigans 00:10:55 MOST EMBARRASSING WAYS TO DIE: by Penis Enlargement Surgery 00:23:33 President Trump goes "Brunette" 00:32:12 Irate Passenger on American Airlines flight Restrained with Duct Tape by Fellow Passengers and Crew 00:38:06 New documentary from Nathan Fielder about to drop about Theranos, and it looks awesome Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://patreon.com/HardFactor to get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more. HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

FREE PATREON PREVIEW FOR LABOR DAY FOR MORE, GO TO PATREON.COM/HARDFACTOR This episode is brought to you by ULTRA: Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at Take Ultra dot com. That’s  TakeUltra.com for 15% off with code HARDFACTOR. Mark and Will break down the most hilarious Florida stories of the week, including: Florida Woman caught giving the local construction crew a live sex show while laying on a wooden pallet Florida Man found nude in stranger's pool after multiple encounters with police in same day Florida Man smashes up Arby's with metal pipe right after getting out of prison for killing a swan The Ballad of "Crooked Jess" - the informant who knew too much... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2031 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:22 Lindsay Clancy trial 00:09:04 Dumb Hikers use Computer Brain instead of Human Brain to Plan Hike, Rescued by Emergency Services 00:19:57 Mandatory US military Testosterone screenings in place 00:22:18 Viral Cat-in-the-hat trend 00:29:34 Georgia cops at it again. Want to arrest man who found $30 on the floor and didn’t turn it in For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2030 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 Butt sniffer video has been released   00:11:00 Man shoved a carrot up his butt at a UK park   00:21:00 Tiger got his driver’s license taken from him for five years  00:26:20 Grand opening of Indonesian bridge went poorly  00:31:00 Joe Paterno Football Experience Room announced by Penn State 00:34:00 Taiwanese man arrested for spying on cheating wife thanks to Roomba vaccuum For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2029 - Brought to you by https://patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community for bonus pods, discord chat, trivia nights and more!! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:07 Wes discusses the right way to 00:06:15 USS Abe Lincoln finally docking.... in THAILAND!! 00:15:35 Georgia - Pet Donkey "Hee-Haw" Slain, and 12 year-old girl found 00:25:25 Youth Football BRAWL between Coaches and Parents Erupts in Pittsburgh 00:36:05 The LA Butt Sniffer is BACK in Glendale Thank you for listening, we loves you and HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2028 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:10 New trend of men not showering before dates to attract women 00:14:10 Incredible heist of $70,000 worth of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in California 00:19:40 Is taking way too much LSD actually good for you? 00:25:25 Belgian man was married to a biological man posing as a woman for 19 years 00:35:25 The latest crimes in Pat’s hood For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2027 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:50 Scottie cost the boys their Tour Championship bets 00:06:20 The FBI is reportedly lowering hiring standards to allow bestiality perps in  00:19:30 Milo Yiannopoulos was nabbed by ICE 00:25:10 Fast and Furious style heist in Egypt with crazy ending 00:30:25 The “Serial Defactor” in Tulsa might have been caught For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2026 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:31 We got a new lake 00:09:35  Trump is threatening to destroy the Kennedy Center 00:19:53 Good Good/Callaway golf commercial that has caused quite the shitstorm over DV 00:35:17 Beat to death with dildo 00:38:24 Steak and shake florida man 00:41:22 Fat English Man caught on camera bricking drugs and phone into prison fence over and over again For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2025 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps and Landslides 00:03:40 Brooklyn Wedding in all caught Norovirus diarrhea from the catering staff 00:16:35 Northern Italian man busted for creating fake ancient amphitheater and charging admission 00:24:55 Belgian Man randomly become a Prince after finding out another Prince is his true father 00:34:54 Polish Man arrested for ordering up to 300 pizzas at a time to unsuspecting victims in over 1000 "Food Swatting" operation For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2024  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 RIP to Dolly Parton 00:07:05 We are one step closer to Wes’ Shacks becoming a reality 00:22:00 The owner of the 49ers was busted for getting a prostitute at a trailer park 00:32:00 Update on the Harvard morgue that was selling body parts 00:36:30 New pooping in pools trend, “The Brown Challenge”  is sweeping Spain 00:40:30 The USA & Canada trade war is heating up!  For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2023  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:30 Major USPS employee check scam ring exposed for 20+ million in fraud 00:17:57 Reno fire update from resident Reno man Hard Factor Will  00:20:50 Terrible Chinese movie sets record as most profitable film of all time 00:24:50 Teen in West Bengal lives in the water due to unidentfied condition  00:34:50 UK couple runs fake horse semen business scam For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2022  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:02 - Big Big Marlin caught 00:14:46 2 Mexican Fishermen Survives 5 days at sea on a cooler 00:23:02 Dad leaves son on Mt. Fuji 00:35:21 Girl who truck sticked a football player on the field charged with assault For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2021 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:53 The "Sniffany Lions" in State College are turning on each other as the cocaine investigation unfolds 00:23:33 Random mystery person drops MYSTERY HUMAN SKULL at Michigan Goodwill in the dead of night 00:29:10 It's PHRIDAY - Old Ironsides, Florida Bad Girls, Brazilian Adult Child Scam, and Smiling through the Broken Jaw 00:34:00 Update on the Man with the World's Smallest Penis (allegedly) For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2020  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:00 Hiring people to do tasks and when to hire a Mexican  00:09:15 The surrogacy/abortion case sweeping the nation 00:27:55 Fanimecon & the foot juice booths they have there for nerds 00:36:10 People dressed as Gandalf are protesting outside Peter Thiel’s house  00:39:50 Florida Man dog poop dispute turns violent For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2019 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 RIP Frank Beard (and TXCM victims, and #5) 00:05:42 Kentucky Middle School send out AI Slop Agenda on first day - Parents are FURIOUS 00:12:55 More Vicious Rabid Beaver Attacks on Maryland Teens 00:22:18 WHITE-OUT: PSU Frat Bro and Coke Kingpin Turns Himself In 00:33:44 Harvard Study finds Smash Music Releases Cause Smashing Car Accidents 00:38:42 New England Problems - Truck Driver Spills 20 Tons of Raw Squid 00:42:01 New England Children's Author and Alleged Madwoman on the Run from Cop Killing Charges For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2018  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 We take our first stab at the Lindsay Clancy case 00:10:00 New info on Eric Swalwell banging Fang Fang  00:16:05 Jon Ossoff make Trump banging White House aide Natalie Harp joke  00:22:10 North Koreans told to cool down during heat wave with dog meat soup 00:28:40 Woman gets parking ticket after dying in New Zealand parking lot  00:33:30 Man finds out McDonald’s has 515 page personal profile on him For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2017  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:49 University of Michigan Liberal Arts Majors getting it easy 00:11:49 Meta facing major trial this week 00:22:52 8th Grader Charged w/ Assault for Pelting Ex-gf in Gym Class Dodgeball 00:35:46: You can officially see through walls with wifi For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2016  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 Conditions on the USS Abraham Lincoln are allegedly not great for sailors 00:21:55 Revisiting “Sexsomiacs,” a bullshit trend that is on the rise amongst horny men who are full of shit 00:31:30 NASA forced to debunk viral claim about the Earth losing gravity for 7 seconds on August 12th 00:34:20 Shinto Shrine in Tokyo is outlawing cosplay costumes on the grounds it's disrespectful  00:39:55 Taylor Farms now linked to Salmonella outbreak in their Jalapenos 00:41:15 Penis pump causes bomb scare in Washington DC For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2015  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Wes returns, Japan recap part one 00:16:30 Man robs Shake Shack where he works and returns to work the next day 00:20:15 Arkansas high schooler practices with a cottonmouth snake in his helmet 00:23:30 Towns in the UK that buy the largest and smallest dildos 00:31:15 Wisconsin woman steals a volunteer fire truck and gets naked For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2014  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:00 The Patriot Games are taking place on ESPN+ and are not great 00:10:45 New alarming trend with dudes publicly gooning at chicks at Dollar Tree stores  00:22:30 FDA recalls blood pressure meds, Argentine beef recalled and Taylor Farms guac  00:26:40 Someone has seen a live playthrough of Elder Scrolls VI 00:30:20 Finnish man builds 20k solar yacht that requires no fuel and goes forever  00:32:30 A lab in China has invented night vision contact lenses For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2013  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:57 Stabbing at “Gathering of the Water Juggalos” Boat Event AKA Raft Off 00:22:14 The FAA Gamer Plan Worked - Most Nerds Ever Hired that Passed Flight Control School 00:28:17 Brittany is back with another crazy dance video 00:32:11 Polish athletes becomes first to swim across Baltic sea and almost died 00:34:01 Jared Leto is a creepo? For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2012 (for real this time), brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com and tell them Hard Factor sent you! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Is it Episode 2021??? 00:05:00 Weinergate 2.0 - "A Good Weinering" for St. Paul Mayor, allegedly 00:16:44 Mark Zuckerberg's Yacht Passed on Saving Stranded Boat, Cruise Ship goes 10-Hours to save them instead 00:23:00 Two ex-NBA Players declare for 2027 WNBA Draft 00:28:03 Texas Man arrested over Stabbing Threats over Anime being blocked online 00:38:00 New Fecal-Based Pills Could Cure Peanut Allergies Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2011  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR  and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:00 Memories of 2011 00:10:56 Japanese woman arrested for placing billions in fake orders on anime site 00:15:37 Hawaii congressional candidate gets KOed for being a drunk menace 00:30:49 Man with history of purposely setting wildfires may have set wildfire 00:39:14 Three lions die at Japanese Zoo… Wes is unaffected 00:42:03 More police using FLOCK Cameras to stalk people 00:43:57 RFK Eating Habits and Gag Reflex For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2012 - Florida Man Friday Patreon sample show www.patreon.com/hardfactor Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR  and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:30 Man attacks woman for laughing in the movie theater 00:16:34 Florida Man caught stealing a shitload of gas 00:21:10 Florida Man Busted for Ordering Kilo of Coke in the Mail 00:27:05 Tinder date goes wrong as old man goes psycho 00:36:15 Leprosy is Back in Florida Somehow For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2010 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit https://Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR  and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 100% Creepy Weirdo Episode 00:03:14 Ohio congressional candidate Max Miller accused of marital violence by wife, GRINDR reveals, and a Michigan candidate that sounds like Ms. Rachel 00:21:40 Naked Man Found INSIDE Wall of Fresno Plasma Center, peeping through the walls at plasma donors 00:34:16 Angry Londoner destroys neighbor's fish pond over pump noise + Creepy Colombian unleashes Theater-clearing Fart at Spider-man showing For more head over to https://patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2009  Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR  and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:15 Pat is dealing with an issue at his neighborhood park 00:10:50 Telegram owner Pavel Durov is being targeted by Russia for not giving up customers  00:14:20 China sends a police drown to yell at you to get out of the water at night  00:16:10 South Korea’s dopamine site trend is fake shopping and fake deliveries  00:21:30 Australian Parliament Member wants all kids to stop going online and start shooting  00:26:30 Man punches kids playing tag on a Carnival Cruise in the face and stomach 00:35:00 Man arrested for boobytrapping lawn to pop kids bike tires  00:40:50 Ozempic is eliminating the gay bear community 00:42:10 Police officers dressing up like shrubbery to catch people driving on their phones For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2008  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:08 Update the poor NY male students will no longer have sexbot AI teacher after complaints 00:11:32 Wes joins from Japan, gives update on SOAP massage journey 00:16:45 Teacher expelled for burning boy’s private parts with knife for urinating in pants 00:21:50 Weed News: CBG is Crushing Fatty Liver, and “Cannaflavins” are now Crushing Cancer 00:30:11 Mitch McConnell update 00:33:15 Did Trump poo his pants? 00:36:45 U.S. FCC approves giant space mirror to deliver 'sunlight on demand,' For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2007 - brought to you by https://patreon.com/hardfactor - Pop the Clutch, Send in the Car and join our community today, with access to bonus pods, Discord chat w/ hosts, trivia nights, and much more. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Wes is officially IN Japan (first Smoking Lounge review), and other headlines 00:07:25 AI companies, at least Anthropic according to lawsuit document, are buying pre-2023 books to literally eat them (to death) into their data training model for LLMs 00:19:48 ECommerce Bytes wins $50 Million from settlement with EBay + Meme News is the BEST 00:22:39 The "DubBot" from the Dublin, Ohio Police force has been shut down less than a year into service after contributing to ZERO arrests or tickets 00:26:48 Kansas Man arrested at public hearing for clapping against data centers + LASER BEAMS 00:33:50 Austin, Texas Pet Store has 2000 gallon fish tank burst randomly 00:37:30 13 year-old caught sharing magic mushroom candy at local YMCA Thank you for listening, we love you all, and most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2006  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:50 Some of the best clips from the White House Correspondence Dinner 00:21:40 The Unmasking Effect and Global Warming 00:31:40 Man impales himself all the way through with hiking pole then walks 10 miles 00:35:30 Influencer posts tik tok about her pedo husband and gets murdered  For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2005 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:34 Lil Wayne Interview recap 00:09:08 Male only gym seeks to prevent Christian men from lust 00:26:45 Bear electrocuted on electrical pole after rescue deemed too risky 00:34:18 Michelin star chef in South Korea facing jail over ant dessert 00:40:15 Orcas are now exploding Sunfish with tremendous force For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2004 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:15 Jack sucks 00:08:25 First-ever instance of a chatbot hacking another AI without user direction, plus AI lawsuits for idiots  00:20:25 New unbuttoned jean fashion trend sweeping the nation 00:27:50 Woman suing McDonald's for fries that were too hot and perfect 00:36:12 Names of fallen soldiers from the Iran War 00:37:30 Argentina has ruled that two goldfish should have human rights and are sentient beings 00:41:55 Man frees bear trapped in his SUV with a very smart solution For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2003 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at http://ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Wes' Japan trip is officially ALMOST here - Shows Monday, Wednesday, Friday next 2 weeks. Live taping going away soon. Send comments. Love you Hardo Hive. 00:07:42 Trouble on the High Seas: Chicago Speedboat, (12:28) Bloodthirsty Beaver, (15:11) Killer Whale Domination  00:18:37 Japan has invented personal refrigerators for fat people to cool down 00:26:07 Reverse Cowgirl Fake News?? 00:29:45 Louisiana Woman gets Horrific Genital Injury on Honduras Zip-line, Pays Over $50K to Get Home 00:36:06 Japan also Invents Sweat-Powered Shirt, Transforming Obese People into Super-human Generators 00:39:12 Japan Dealing with Corporate Shorts Crisis For more head over to http://patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2002 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:20 Taylor Farms met with the White House and is trying to spin the diarrhea lettuce 00:15:00 Women set world records at the lumberjack world championships  00:18:40 Big girl in her underwear is stealing everyone’s milk in the UK 00:24:20 The former city planner of Sausalito tried to steal two yachts at 5AM 00:30:50 Prisoner gets in trouble for signing all his lover letter in his own semen For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2001 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:21 Israel going to use Nile crocodiles to keep Palestinians from escaping prison 00:18:55 Andrew Tate arrested in Blouse and Capris 00:27:48 Jimothy the raccoon 00:29:19 Bad groom grapes brides relative after rehearsal dinner 00:33:54 Pastor says your “gay” if you don’t tithe 00:36:29 Alleged Maryland bank robber brings stolen kitten along for attempted heist For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 2000 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Level up your nicotine, get a discount on your first order by using promo code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:30 Wildfire smoke is ruining Pat’s day, and many others in the US 00:17:45 Pelting other people's kids at the trampoline park 00:18:40 Trump’s teleprompter operator was insider betting on his speeches and making a lot of money 00:28:20 Turns out Taco Bell is to blame for the explosive diarrhea outbreak after all 00:32:15 Trump’s face and signature will soon be on US currency despite that not being allowed since 1866 00:38:25 Guess The Crime, Florida Woman edition For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TRIVIA TOMORROW NIGHT 9PM ET @ Patreon.com/hardfactor!! Episode 1999 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Level up your nicotine, get a discount on your first order by using promo code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:35 "Digital Kidnapping" is taking an even creepier turn somehow 00:19:25 Hegseth is putting the Troops on TRT 00:27:13 Peruvians are obsesses with Erling Halaand 00:30:35 New York to roll-out "Humanoid Robot" to teach kids... soft, supple silicone, humanoid robot... 00:36:00 Chuck Schumer Farts on the Senate Floor and other Olds in the News For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1998 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Level up your nicotine, get a discount on your first order by using promo code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:20 Pat was a bad boy last night 00:05:00 Both Facebook and the major news story suck 00:08:20 Japan has a mass shortage of male porn actors 00:18:20 Teenager pays $3 for 1972 Wilt Chamberlain NBA FInals warm up  00:23:30 A Nepalese elephant has killed 25 people and tortured a family for 14 years 00:29:50 25+ year revenge billboard in Norfolk VA for unpaid loan finally paid off and removed 00:36:00 Man needs to be cut out of porta-potty after being in the bottom tank For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1997 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Level up your nicotine, get a discount on your first order by using promo code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:20 Korea fun facts and culture  00:05:15 South Korea launches app which allows stalking victims to track their stalkers in real time 00:18:50 A new space flashlight that can illuminate 3 square miles is coming to a sky near you 00:28:05 Homeless man finally gets his day in court for shitting on business and wiping with sandwich 00:37:20 Japanese woman charged with sewing her roommate's mouth shut with string For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1996 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Level up your nicotine, get a discount on your first order by using promo code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:54 Now China has alligators along with the snakes in the floodwaters 00:12:57 Passenger partially sucked out of plane on Ryanair 00:19:21 Lindsey Graham suddenly dies at 71 00:26:46 New robot toilet out of China 00:31:44 Yellowstone Tourist Violently Flipped by Buffalo For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1995 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com!  Better Help - Don’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:08 Horny Cops getting caught Peepin' Tom all over the Flock Cams 00:28:50 Basic-Bro Florida Man buys Axe and Door Hinges with stolen credit card 00:35:40 Flight Instructor jumps to death mid-flight, leaving trainee to land plane 00:41:56 This Diarrhea bug is spreading FAST For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1994 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com!  Better Help - Don’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:00 Zuess was a dogg 00:04:30 Toddler pronounced dead by Dr. found alive in morgue five hours later 00:19:30 Horrible flooding in China leads to 900 snakes swimming around towns 00:29:30 Man cuts off own penis and then sets it on fire and gets arson charge  For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1993 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com!  Better Help - Don’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:43 NBA Jam riffing 00:08:34 Graham Platner and the condoms 00:31:27 Ford Fires Veteran Truck Builder Over Alleged Theft of One (1) Breakroom Cookie 00:39:46 Waymo turns bad teens into the police For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1992 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra Pouches: Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at Take Ultra dot com. That’s TakeUltra.com for 15% off with code HARDFACTOR. BetterHelp: Don’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR. That’s BETTER H - E - L - P dot com slash HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:05 Meta caught paying adult contractors to pose as teens feeding competitor AIs faulty training information 00:10:48 UK Soccer Fan supposed to be in Boston, found drinking in Barcelona, enjoying World Cup Bar Hop after being missing over a week 00:19:36 Bat News: Pilot suing Marriott International after being Bitten by Swarm of Bats inside Denver Hotel Room, and even worse in Canada 00:29:12 "The Eye of the Sahara" is pretty nuts 00:30:33 Turkey refuses Gay Cruise to dock, over fears of "docking" Thank you for listening!! Go to https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat and much more! Most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enjoy today's free Patreon preview of The Pat & Wes Show, released weekly on Patreon.com/hardfactor along with Florida Man Friday with Will & Mark, PLUS a monthly HIVE DELUXE where anything goes with all four hosts. Brought to you by our incredible sponsors Ultra Pouches: Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at Take Ultra dot com. That’s TakeUltra.com for 15% off with code HARDFACTOR. BetterHelp: Don’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR. That’s BETTER H - E - L - P dot com slash HARDFACTOR. On today's Pat & Wes Show... The creator trend of badass dog guys and their protective dogs Alligator death & is there any way to deter alligators 8 Year-olds on jet skis Sticky locks Hanging with coke dealers Air mattress sex Pathetic ways to save money MUCH MORE Thanks for being a patron and HAGFFOJ!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices