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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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  1. North Korea’s Binance Hack, Eel Orgy + Human Plant Eye | 11.4.26

    Episode 2073 brought to you by our incredible sponsors AMAZON: This November is Movember, and for the fourth year running, Amazon is supporting the Movember Foundation, the world's leading men's health organization, to raise awareness for men's health. Remember to visit Amazon.com/movember. For...

  2. EU grocers HACKED via internet connected refrigerators | 11.3.26

    Episode 2072 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Amazon.com/Movember - Amazon is supporting the Movember Foundation, the world's leading men's health organization - For every eligible product sold in November, up to $2 is donated to the Movember Foundation to support men's health!...

  3. Dog Piss Diplomacy On Flight & Chili's Margaritas With An Extra Kick  | 11.2.26

    Episode 2071 brought to you by our incredible sponsors AMAZON: This November is Movember, and for the fourth year running, Amazon is supporting the Movember Foundation, the world's leading men's health organization, to raise awareness for men's health. Remember to visit Amazon.com/movember. For...

  4. Colorado Politician wants to legalize hookers and blow | 10.30.26

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  5. Hugh Hefner, Cheesesteak Plea Deal, and Chinese Glass | 10.29.26

    Episode 2069 brought to you by our incredible sponsors STIO - Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/hardfactor for 20% off your order New DraftKings customers can trade five and get two hundred in bonuses within 21 days– includes all markets. 00:00:00...

  6. China now hates Mbappe | 10.28.26

    Episode 2068 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: STIO - Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/hardfactor for 20% off your order New DraftKings customers can trade five and get two hundred in bonuses within 21 days– includes all markets. 00:00:00...

  7. Three-Year-Old Kicked Out of Soccer League For Being Too Dominant?! | 10.27.26

    Episode 2067 brought to you by our incredible sponsors STIO - Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/hardfactor for 20% off your order New DraftKings customers can trade five and get two hundred in bonuses within 21 days– includes all markets. 00:00:00...

  8. Introducing The Jordan Harbinger Show

    A special mini-episode brought to you by our incredible sponsor: The Jordan Harbinger Show. Jordan has had some fascinating guests on the show lately, and we hope you enjoy it as much as we do.

  9. White House Press Secretary Nicki Minaj? | 10.26.26

    Episode 2066 brought to you by our incredible sponsors: STIO - Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/hardfactor for 20% off your order New DraftKings customers can trade five and get two hundred in bonuses within 21 days– includes all markets. 00:00:00...

  10. Introducing The Jordan Harbinger Show

    A special mini-episode brought to you by our incredible sponsor: The Jordan Harbinger Show. Jordan has had some fascinating guests on the show lately, and we hope you enjoy it as much as we do.

  11. HS Coach arrested for watching playoffs while driving bus | 10.23.26

    Episode 2065 brought to you by our incredible sponsors ULTRA - the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:36 Volleyball coach arrested for watching the game while driving a school bus 00:11:47 Taiwan charges...

  12. "FWHIP the Script" Informant Incentives | 10.22.26

    Episode 2064 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors - ULTRA - the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:19 FWHIP - Whistleblower Incentives Dropping from Trump 00:23:28 Ramaswamy comfortably trailing in...

  13. The Most Brazen Police Escape We’ve Seen In Ages | 10.21.26

    Episode 2063 brought to you by our incredible sponsors ULTRA - the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:45 Pokémon card left leaves nerds devastated 00:24:15 Dirty pool in the Texas Senate race 00:36:30...

  14. O.J. Accomplice, Kim Jong Un Dead and President’s Dog Psychic? | 10.20.26

    Episode 2062 brought to you by our incredible sponsors ULTRA - the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:50 It’s being reported that a mafia guy and FBI informant may have aided O.J. Simpson 00:17:05 Jalen...

  15. Priest killed by giant crucifix during mass | 10.19.26

    Episode 2061 brought to you by our incredible sponsors ULTRA - the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:07 Robots in schools 00:09:15 Protests in France 00:19:44 Giant crucifix falls on and kills priest...

  16. Mafia (Allegedly) vs. Man vs. Machine vs. Reality TV | 10.16.26

    Episode 2060 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - It’s time to upgrade your nicotine pouch. Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may...

  17. Gropey Robots & The Sauciest Political Interview Of All Time?!  | 10.15.26

    Episode 2059 brought to you by our incredible sponsors ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:15 UPDATE: Father falls off Goliath roller coaster at Six Flags Georgia and dies 00:05:00...

  18. Roller Coaster Tragedy and AI to Cure Cancer? | 10.14.26

    Episode 2058 brought to you by our incredible sponsors Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 Father falls off Goliath roller coaster at Sixth Flags Georgia and dies 00:17:50 Middle School math teacher give awful excuse for sleeping with student to judge 00:27:10...

  19. Woman gets $2M after getting herpes | 10.13.26

    Episode 2057 brought to you by our incredible sponsors ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:47 Pat got kicked out of a Best Buy today 00:11:35 2 million dollar herpes payday 00:23:43...

  20. UK man k*lled by tiger after jumping in its cage | 10.12.26

    Episode 2056 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - It’s time to upgrade your nicotine pouch. Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may...

  21. Cuban Man Caught Smuggling Birds In His Crotch At The Miami Airport | 10.9.26

    Episode 2055 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra - The ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:55 Update on the Cornell 7, two of which are still on campus 00:25:10 Cuban man caught smuggling ten...

  22. AI Video of Dead Victim Talking Influences Judge’s Sentencing | 10.8.26

    Episode 2054 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra - The ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:10 Wisconsin woman fakes being a teacher just to yell at the kids 00:21:30 Rich Somail teens are...

  23. French Students Burning Down Schools to get Better Schools | 10.7.26

    Episode 2053 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra - The ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:08:03 French high school student protests are going hard 00:25:19 AGGRESSIVE Female Plane Masturbation…

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  24. What Did They Put In That Whiskey, The Russian Plague?! | 10.6.26

    Episode 2052 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra - The ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:05 The Measles are on the rise in PA 00:04:25 Content creator assaults founder of Pat’s cheesesteaks...

  25. School admin solicits cash from students for her vacation | 10.5.26

    Episode 2051 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ultra - The ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:48 Football Talk 00:09:03 Texas-Pakistani man caught trying to use Sharia Law to divorce wife without...

  26. Tennessee Can’t Even Lethally Inject People Right | 10.2.26

    Episode 2047 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - The ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:58 Lethal injection botch 00:20:36 Olentangy High School Orange hazing 00:30:00 Mystery woman in…

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  27. Terrorist Attack Thwarted and Alleged PDF Sues | 10.1.26

    Episode 2046 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent...

  28. Man intentionally crashes into Kroger to take a dump | 9.30.26

    Episode 2047 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent...

  29. Should Grieving Husband In VIRAL VIDEO Be Shamed Or Applauded?  | 9.29.26

    Episode 2046 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent...

  30. Are Husbands Weaponizing Dumps? | 9.28.26

    Episode 2045 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent...

  31. AL Senator warns of Furries posing as commercial airline pilots | 9.25.26

    Episode 2044 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent...

  32. Black Man Accused of Using AI to Write Award-Winning Novel | 9.24.26

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  33. Man Gets Pepper Sprayed For Using Phone During Movie | 9.23.26

    Man Gets Pepper Sprayed For Using Phone During Movie | 9.23.26 Episode 2042 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard...

  34. Lauren Boebert Sex Staffer Allegations are Hot | 9.22.26

    Episode 2041 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra - Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch, delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent...

  35. Rants about other people's kids - Pat & Wes Show | 9.21.26

    The boys are off today, so please enjoy this special episode of The Pat & Wes show. If you enjoy this type of content, you can get it every week by joining our Patreon. Patreon.com/hardfactor Thank you, we love you.

  36. Texas Police Force Dissolved for Providing Zero Value| 9.18.26

    Episode 2040 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:40 Potential PA serial killer father and son 00:04:20 Entire Texas police force dissolved…

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  37. Chinese Billionaire Is Building An Army Of American Made Babies | 9.17.26

    Episode 2039 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:45 Update on the man who was duct-taped to his first-class seat 00:18:53 Chinese video game...

  38. Israel now SEEKING Space Lazers | 9.16.26

    Episode 2038 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:30 Ed Sheeran MackLemore tour drama explained 00:08:35 Israel is getting a Space Laser...

  39. Hyrox Champion Soils Herself and Racetrack in Beijing Win | 9.15.26

    Episode 2037 Brought to you by ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at https://ethos.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:08:44 UK Zoo offers rare "Child Predator Tour" 00:18:52 Woman spontaneously begins masturbating in the nude on...

  40. Thai Man Caught "Violating" Neighbor's Koi Pond | 9.14.26

    Episode 2036 Brought to you by ETHOS - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:11 Thai man caught having sex with koi fish, and man in Georgia was caught making love to hot tub rubber...

  41. Furry Discrimination At An All-Time High | 9.11.26

    Episode 2035 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:30 AI football picks 00:08:35 Furries are being discriminated against at famous Maryland Renaissance Festival 00:22:40 Giant sinkhole opens at Nick Cage’s Malibu house...

  42. Bucket of Poop, Hot Enchilades and Blind Man Drives Drunk | 9.910.26

    Episode 2034 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:25 Blind man in the UK drove 150 miles drunk 00:21:20 An Albuquerque man shot and killed his cousin over hot enchiladas 00:27:40 PA priest stole 740k from three churches…

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  43. Will The SEC Expel LSU? | 9.9.26

    Episode 2033 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on Ultrapouches. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:32 Michigan v Western Michigan controversy 00:06:47 Guardsman faces felony charges for pulling gun after grooming standards argument 00:26:06 The SEC meets on Thursday to...

  44. Trump has Brown Hair Now | 9.8.26

    Episode 2032 Brought to you by Ultra Pouches - Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. #UltraPouches 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Happy Birthday Hard Factor Mark!! Also, Football and Labor Day Shenanigans 00:10:55 MOST EMBARRASSING WAYS TO DIE: by Penis Enlargement Surgery 00:23:33 President Trump goes...

  45. FREE PATREON PREVIEW Florida Man Friday: The Ballad of "Crooked Jess" | 9.7.26

    FREE PATREON PREVIEW FOR LABOR DAY FOR MORE, GO TO PATREON.COM/HARDFACTOR This episode is brought to you by ULTRA: Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. Mark and Will break down the most hilarious Florida stories of the...

  46. Beware of the Cat In The Hat Viral Trend | 9.4.26

    Episode 2031 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:22 Lindsay Clancy trial 00:09:04 Dumb Hikers use Computer Brain instead of Human Brain to Plan Hike, Rescued by Emergency Services 00:19:57 Mandatory US military Testosterone screenings in place 00:22:18 Viral Cat-in-the-hat trend 00:29:34 Georgia cops at it...

  47. The Joe Paterno Experience Museum | 9.3.26

    Episode 2030 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 Butt sniffer video has been released 00:11:00 Man shoved a carrot up his butt at a UK park 00:21:00 Tiger got his driver’s license taken from him for five years 00:26:20 Grand opening of Indonesian bridge went poorly 00:31:00 Joe Paterno Football…

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  48. Pet Miniature Donkey Viscously Slain by Local Police | 9.2.26

    Episode 2029 - Brought to you by https://patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community for bonus pods, discord chat, trivia nights and more!! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:07 Wes discusses the right way to 00:06:15 USS Abe Lincoln finally docking.... in THAILAND!! 00:15:35 Georgia - Pet Donkey…

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  49. Men Are Purposely Showing Up To Dates Smelling Horrible | 9.1.26

    Episode 2028 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:10 New trend of men not showering before dates to attract women 00:14:10 Incredible heist of $70,000 worth of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in California 00:19:40 Is taking way too much LSD actually good for you? 00:25:25 Belgian man was married to a biological man...

  50. Is The FBI Now Allowing Bestiality Recruits? | 8.31.26

    Episode 2027 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:50 Scottie cost the boys their Tour Championship bets 00:06:20 The FBI is reportedly lowering hiring standards to allow bestiality perps in 00:19:30 Milo Yiannopoulos was nabbed by ICE 00:25:10 Fast and Furious style heist in Egypt with crazy ending 00:30:25...

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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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Hard Factor has 1,000 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on November 4, 2026.

What is Hard Factor about?

Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video...

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Hard Factor publishes daily, based on its 1,000 episodes since November 2022.
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