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Episode 1947 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Happy Anniversary to Mark and his wife ! 00:05:35 Kimmel Vs Trump AGAIN 00:06:25 Shirtless Boston man makes kid pay a Gusher toll in bathroom 00:19:05 German tourists killed by a snake charmer's snake 00:27:20 More scientists are missing, this time in China 00:32:45 Government now accepting donations to lower the National Debt 00:34:25 James Comey is indicted over a “threatening” message he wrote in seashells  Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1946 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:20 Pat loves going to the town from Tremors 00:05:45 Texas Tech star transfer qb has checked himself into sports gambling rehab 00:15:40 Woman holds AI hologram funeral for deceased husband who did a Q&A 00:31:50 Kid Rock and Pete Hegseth took a bro Apache joy ride 00:39:00 US cars post 2027 all might have facial recognition to make sure your eyes are on the road  Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1945 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Rugiet - Head to Rugiet.com/HARDFACTOR and get 15% off your ED treatment. Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:09:00 MJ Movie crushing at box office 00:12:06 Trump Correspondence Dinner Shooting 00:24:42 Kash Patel Farted and is getting Fired?? 00:32:16 Another man trampled to death by elephants Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1940 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Weight Loss by Hims - Visit https://www.hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan LUCY - Find LUCY near you at https://www.lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:40 The Russini Vrabel NFL Draft Day Surprise - somehow the story got SO much worse 00:27:10 The price of condoms is about to SKYROCKET 00:33:36 Polymarket weather and war fixing has hit a fever pitch Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor - bonus pods discord chat, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1943 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. Hims - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 1943 was a big year for kidnappers 00:03:50 The difference between naturist and naturalist causes a stir at an upcoming festival in the UK 00:20:10 Dicks in the sky, again. 00:29:20 Was a prominent Civil Rights organization actually funding the KKK….The DOJ thinks so… Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1942 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. Hims - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:15 Med student in India is making bank with hot MAGA AI chick 00:21:05 Five cow-punch might be the most disgusting drink in the world 00:29:40 Drunk prank in New Zealand with dildos goes too far 00:41:40 Man steals gas from old job, starts massive fire and cops interview him with no brows Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1941 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. Hims - Ready to reach your goals? Visit hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:25 Sexy snorkeling captain stabbed by tourist 00:22:02 Researchers are using ultrasound to trigger smell directly in the brain for VR 00:29:58 Chinese car with toilet in seat  00:29:58 Guy creates website and pitches service of going on your dream vacation not alone if you pay for his entire trip 00:39:24 Former Alabama football player wore wigs and makeup to impersonate NFL players and scam them out of 20 M Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1940 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Weight Loss by Hims - Visit https://www.hims.com/HARDFACTOR to get a personalized, affordable plan LUCY - Find LUCY near you at https://www.lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:58 Turkish politician sporting formidable mustache, even for Turkey 00:08:30 Beagle Testing Facility in Wisconsin, Ridglan Farms, stormed by an even larger angry mob than last time, resulting in rubber bullet battle 00:27:43 Poland enlists Robot to chase Wild Boars, and Chinese Robot Half-Marathon Bloopers 00:37:03 Atlantic and Kash Patel are going to court (allegedly) over allegations of a bit of Boozin... Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor - bonus pods discord chat, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Genital Theft In Africa & Using Dildos To Protest ICE | 4.17.26 Episode 1939 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:20 Operation “Dildo Blitz” where protestors are using Dildos to protest ICE 00:14:30 India is considering using crocodiles and snakes to keep out immigrants from Bangladesh 00:20:20 Former Porn Superstar and Mensa member, Asia Carrera, has passed the Texas BAR 00:24:30 Trump is beefing with the Pope, so the Pope’s brother got a bomb threat  00:27:50 Alarming trend in Africa where men’s genitals are disappearing   Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1938 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:30 What happened in 1938? 00:06:50 Dr. Jesus Trump 00:08:40 King Charles is coming to the US for a big visit 00:21:30 Lunatic cosplaying as a wizard detective tries to break in family home 00:32:20 Santa con New York organizer stole over 1 million from children’s charities  Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1937 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:34 What made a hero in high school 00:09:47 Nude burglar in VA caught finally caught 00:23:08 Zuckerberg Ai cloned himself 00:24:12 Ruby Rose Claims Katy Perry Rubbed Clam on her 00:31:09 Things are getting out of hand in the Uganda chimp civil war 00:35:52 Principal tackles the shit out of wannabe school shooter Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1936 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:01:05 Eric Swalwell has resigned from Congress 00:07:05 A wolf escaped a South Korean zoo, and they still can’t find it 6 days later 00:15:21 India is testing out a new ban on freedom of speech on social media platforms 00:21:45 Love triangle involving two teachers and a high school football player in Arizona 00:38:00 The FAA is targeting gamers to become Air Traffic Controllers  43:48:00 A cow crashed through a window at a chiropractor's office   Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1935 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps and Sports Page FIRST on Monday 00:07:30 Dirty Dogggggggggggz, Dudes, being Dudes. Horny SWAT Sergeant in Cali and Horny General in Uganda wants Turkish Bride 00:20:53 Swalwell goes DOWN - Eric Swalwell resigns in disgrace from California Governor's race 00:32:37 PA Man hospitalizes himself after setting off a homemade pipe-bomb he made as a fun trick for a house party Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1934 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - The World’s largest online therapy platform. Sign up and get 10% off at Betterhelp.com/hardfactor Quo - The #1-rated business phone system on G2 with over 3,000 reviews, built for how modern teams work. Try for free plus 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/hardfactor Timesstamps 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 Who does Wes have in the Masters? 00:07:10 Sources are saying steam rooms in gyms are turning straight men gay 00:24:00 A baptism turns deadly as man drowns 00:34:55 A ninth scientist has turned up dead or missing 00:40:20 Tennessee pervert school board member receives a soft censure 00:43:25 Video of quadriplegic pro cornhold player alleged murder doing a coke headstand and shooting a machine gun out of his window   00:45:20 Trump drops the longest Truth message of all time against Tucker Carlson, Alex jones and Candace Owens Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1932 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - The World’s largest online therapy platform. Sign up and get 10% off at Betterhelp.com/hardfactor Quo - The #1-rated business phone system on G2 with over 3,000 reviews, built for how modern teams work. Try for free plus 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/hardfactor Timesstamps 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:10 Check in on TN school board member Keith Ervin who called a student hot 00:06:12 Pat reacts to Kate interlocking fingers with Big Cat in the NY Post 00:10:30 How Straight is this “Hormuz”?? Israel strikes Lebanon to shut it down 00:22:08 Disgruntled worker burns down toilet paper warehouse 00:31:17 NASA says their will be a moon colony sometime in the 2030s 00:32:07 Artemis Astronauts may be forced to brown in bags  Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1931 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - The World’s largest online therapy platform. Sign up and get 10% off at Betterhelp.com/hardfactor Quo - The #1-rated business phone system on G2 with over 3,000 reviews, built for how modern teams work. Try for free plus 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Total destruction of Iran called off last minute 00:10:02 Science is Popping Off: Parrot Submarine, DMT Tobacco, Drumstick Melt Testing, Missing Persons and more 00:29:45 Tennessee School Board Member openly calls female student "Hot," touches her and asks her which school she goes to... on Livestream Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1930 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - The World’s largest online therapy platform. Sign up and get 10% off at Betterhelp.com/hardfactor Quo - The #1-rated business phone system on G2 with over 3,000 reviews, built for how modern teams work. Try for free plus 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/hardfactor Timesstamps 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:30 What we watched over Easter weekend 00:06:40 Formet planet “Pluto” was discovered in 1930, we goof on the guy who discovered it 00:09:15 Man gropes mall Easter Bunny in Pittsburgh 00:23:40 Trick Daddy is beefing with a sorority who shut down his performance at their national conference  00:34:20: FEMA official who claimed to have teleported to a Waffle House thanks to God now has a new and even worse excuse for why he thinks that 00:38:15 Kids on Easter egg hunt discover the remains of a young child Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - The World’s largest online therapy platform. Sign up and get 10% off at Betterhelp.com/hardfactor Quo - The #1-rated business phone system on G2 with over 3,000 reviews, built for how modern teams work. Try for free plus 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/hardfactor Hope everyone had a great long weekend, we will be back with fresh news tomorrow but enjoy this Patreon exclusive episode until then. Florida man risks body to protect car in hailstorm Man crashes into Daytona beach plane on runway while high AF Florida man arrested for threatening people with large axe at gas station OnlyFeets Officer forced to resign And much more… Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1930 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:14 Do ice cream drum sticks melt? 00:11:50 Woman gets 14 million for eating a nail in her ice cream 00:19:02 Florida cop ordered into counseling for farting in co-workers face 00:28:03 Everest poisoning insurance scam 00:40:57: The People Win! Hersey’s going back to good Reese’s next year Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1929 - brought to you by https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community! 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:07:35 - Brazilian Cop goes viral for looking Very coked out at press conference after giant drug bust 00:11:51 - Did you know that you can get Jewish Coke that's made with cane sugar during Passover? 00:20:49 - Artemis II Launches back to the moon... and the $23M NASA toilet broke immediately 00:36:07 - Male Enhancement Chocolates busted for being viagra in California Thank you for listening, we love you all, and most importantly: HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1928  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:35 Dan Hurley & the ref he headbutted are best friends?! 00:06:20 Kristi Noem’s husband, Bryon, is apparently into bimbofication & wearing big fake boobs?!  00:27:15 Tubleweeds are insane  00:33:20 Chinese ghost drivers and their Uber scam 00:36:40 Wrestler “Krule” gets stabbed by fan, and then the fan gets mauled by 20 wrestlers Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1927  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:27 Wes’ lottery fantasy 00:08:59 Army looking into Helicopter flyby at Kid Rock’s House 00:14:02: JD Vance thinks aliens are demons 00:23:07 Stripper claims military guys are spilling secrets about being deployed to war 00:31:54 Air Canada CEO to retire after English-only condolence furor 00:39:38 Career criminal arrested for third time since winning 160 million dollar powerball Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1926  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:30 Tiger flipped another car and was arrested for suspicion of DUI 00:10:10 Female UFC fighter gets KOed, submitted, and craps her pants within 7 seconds 00:15:00 California man who was arrested for suspicion of DUI is found dead inside police car he crawled into three days after his release 00:22:10 12 tons of Kit Kats were stolen in Europe 00:29:20 Delivery bots in Chicago cannot see glass and keep crashing through bus stops 00:33:05 Scientists have confirmed that birds have a fear of googly eyes 00:35:30 RFK Jr admits in diary that he cut off the penis of a dead raccoon in 2001 and kept it  00:40:00 Woman caught by judge driving car in her Zoom court hearing Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1925 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTORhttps://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:40 That really blew up in their face! Italian Anarchists accidentally ignite homemade bomb and the McDonald's Big Arch Fails the Gorske Test 00:26:47 The TSA is finally BACK thanks to a National Emergency for long airport security lines 00:29:07 Arnold's son Joseph Baena is about to compete in professional bodybuilding 00:35:53 ANIMALS: Reacher Exonerated, Punch Eating @ss, Cats Stuck Inside Couches, and Vaping Squirrels Thank you for listening, we love you all! Join out community at https://patreon.com/hardfactor - and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD/W!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1924 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:40 What happened in 1924 00:05:37 United Airlines unveils the easiest way to join the Mile High Club 00:12:25 Army raises its max age to join from 35 to 42 00:15:25 CO wants to surpass Nevada as the sex industry capital of the United States & legalize prostitution statewide 00:24:35 Punch the Monkey is finally getting some balls 00:27:50 Meta & Google lose landmark lawsuit regarding depression and children using their platforms 00:36:30 We have a new CA toe sucker to let you know about  Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1923 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Good news, “we’ve won” the war in Iran 00:13:40 Irish Youtuber convicted of killing pregnant girlfriend after GTA live stream alibi fail 00:21:40 Malaysian couple caught having sex in broad daylight at a cemetery  00:25:10 New video game ‘Five Nights at Epstein’s’ is sweeping through schools 00:30:20 Boner Bears Honey recalled for having unlabled Viagra ingredients Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1922 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:59 Father and son both banned from donating sperm 00:17:36: Homeward bound moment with 7 dogs in China 00:23:45 Quad amputee pro cornohole player murders friend 00:32:23 Tennessee Police Investigating Alleged Assault Involving ‘Reacher’ Star Alan Ritchson 00:41:14 2 new insane orca videos Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1921 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Go to lucy.co/hardfactor for 20% off you first order of 100% pure tobacco-free nicotine pouches and more (21+ only, age verified) 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:01:05 - RIP Chuck Norris 00:10:26 - Trumpdate: ICE in "The Terminal," Olds, Surprise Pearl Harbor Presser, and the final Mueller Report 00:25:32 - FEMA Associate Advisor Greg Phillips goes viral for description of "teleportation" to waffle house - "no fun" 00:36:50 - Punch the Monkey has a girlfriend now 00:40:50 - The "Fatburg" that clogged the sewer below Heathrow Airport Thank you for listening! Join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor, and most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1920 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at ⁠https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ #Bruntpod 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:45 Reminiscing about the Duke Lacrosse team house stripper controversy 00:05:50 National Grocery Bagging competition has crowned its 2026 winner 00:23:00 GREAT NY BOOBS: Including an OnlyFans model who has to fly business class, her boobs are so big.  Plus, an almost completely tatted woman decides to keep and get more tattoos after AI showed her what she would look like without them 00:33:45 Russia is going to make childless women see a hypnotist in order to get them to have kids 00:40:00 ABC cancels The Bachelorette after video surfaces of The Bachelorette throwing chairs at her ex Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1919 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at ⁠https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ #Bruntpod 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Markwayne and Rand Paul went at it in session 00:19:40 Stand-up comedian given a terminal diagnosis travels to kill ex-wife 00:29:50 Birds have taken up cigarettes 00:33:30 New study explains traits of people that have never had sex  Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1918 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at ⁠https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ #Bruntpod 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:35 Florida bill against marrying 1st cousin fails 00:07:00 Afro Man trail highlights 00:27:51 Former Baywatch actress keeps getting arrested for freeing Beagles 00:37:00 UK Police Launch Investigation into @ChingChongChinaman on X and XBox Live Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1917 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at ⁠https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ #Bruntpod 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:04:30 - Wes picked a golf winner for the Discord, join to get picks  00:07:00 - What happened in 1917 00:08:35 - Rumor has it that the new leader of a country that executes people for being gay, Iran, is also gay! 00:28:50 - New plastic surgery technique could mean you are sucking on the tits constructed using a dead person's fat 00:38:35 Real Estate agent loses license after being caught sending a relative to mandatory ethics course 00:44:00 Heidi Fleiss is in a battle with her Las Vegas neighbors over her 30 rescue parrots she wants to let fly around her house and yard Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1916 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR #Bruntpod 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:05:24 - Harvard Professor Avi Loeb DEMANDS that NASA retrieves the Alien cone that the Mars rover passed 5 miles ago 00:15:41 - Superwood - 50% stronger and 6x lighter than steel, fireproof, and 90% more eco-friendly than steel production, is finally in manufacturing production 00:20:11 - Lawyer secures Presidential Pardon for client then gets caught attempting to extort Pardon client... Now seeking own Presidential Pardon 00:30:16 - ODDBALLS: Feet Licking Indian Demon all over Mark's algorithm, Smuggled Ants, and the Oscars Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1915 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  FACTOR -  Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:22 What happened in 1915? 00:05:25 Air Force General has been missing for two weeks and the FBI is getting involved 00:16:16 UFC fighters to train FBI agents & white house card announced 00:28:40 World Cup of Sperm Racing 2026 is ON, and the USA should consider this team member (florida man strip club incident): 00:39:18 Tennessee grandmother jailed after AI facial recognition error links her to fraud And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1914 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  FACTOR -  Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor.  00:00:00 Timestamps  00:04:20 What happened in 1914?  00:05:55 Man mistakenly arrested by FBI on South West flight for praying for Ramadan  00:13:50 Iran war updates: California drone warning, Israel missile attacks  00:22:35 Woman drugs lasagna to get another woman to have a miscarriage    00:29:55 Myterious chickens are terrorizing a neighborhood in Sacramento   And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1913 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  FACTOR -  Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:40 What happened in 1912? Supposed to be 1913 00:06:10 Glitter aka Divorce Dust is the new weapon being used by women to combat cheating men 00:18:40 Don’t order meat on your pizza, its the new Red Flag for women  00:22:00 Bishop was embezzling from his Parish to get whores in Tijuana 00:34:20 They are finally searching Epstein’s ranch in New Mexico 00:38:10 Louisiana teacher who fed kids cupcakes laced with husband’s sperm gets 41 years in prison And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1912 brought to you by www. patreon.com/hardfactor - JOIN OUR COMMUNITY!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Are Koreans getting bigger? (00:05:13) - Rockland United School District in the SOFT CORNER for firing teacher for pissing in jugs (00:20:50) - South Korean government National Tax Service hacks their own crypto account, giving illegal funds directly to hackers (00:27:26) - Florida Man (Inmate) Leaves Charity BBQ for Porta-Potty Sex (00:35:36) - ALLOY CORNER: Ancient Iranian Blades and Copper Wires on Notice Thank you for listening, we love you, and most importantly: HAGFD!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1911 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  FACTOR -  Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor.  00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:50 What happened in 1911? 00:08:00 Meta is being sued as it’s alleged that their AI glasses have been sharing customers’ nude, having sex, jerking off, and bank cards, to Meta contractors reviewing 00:23:55 Epstein file FBI interviews related to Trump allegations were released  00:28:00 New Epstein death stuff coming out about a guard getting weird payments 00:35:20 UNR student and OF member caught jerking it in the school library 00:39:10 Canadian man steals and tortures beloved flamingo from Vegas Flamingo resort And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1910 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional well-being matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).  Lucy.co 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:58 United airlines can kick you off for not wearing headphones now 00:19:20 Britney Spears DUI 00:25:29 Kristi Noem fired/demoted 00:37:12 Welsh Police sell idiotic tiny police cars after they don’t work: And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1909 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional well-being matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:01:31 - Big Arch Initial Review, Public Libraries, and Iran 00:12:50 - Woman hires otter to find the missing bones of her murdered mother 00:25:58 - NASA scrubs another Project Artemis launch: Delayed Project Delayed Again 00:33:28 - Southwest Airlines finally has assigned seating and Disability Fakers have been exposed! 00:39:11 - Man "accidentally" trapped inside decorative phone-booth "trying to order kabob" Thank you for listening!! Go to pateron.com/hardfactor to join our community, but MOST importantly get out there and Have A Great Fucking Day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1908 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional well-being matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns.  BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:59 Kristi Noem grilled about killing dogs and sex on planes during ICE behavior hearing 00:21:30 Update on man with “World’s Smallest Penis” 00:25:40 Dubai beggar turns out to be a rich guy who likes stealing money from people with kind hearts 00:28:50 Shia LaBeouf arrested again.  This time, he blames “Big Scary Gay Men”  And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1907 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365 day returns.  BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:20 Pat was right, MalibuFitMaxxing was stealing valor 00:07:30 USC WR gets real sassy at NFL combine interview 00:10:30 The Clintons didn’t give up much in the House Oversight committee, but Bill talking about the hot tub photo was funny 00:16:00 Three US fighter jets mistakenly shot down in Kuwait 00:24:40 The Mayor, the Mom, the Son’s Friend Banging Homewrecker 00:37:00 Grandmom pyro guns grandson groom in probably AI video 00:38:10 AI pop-up restaurant in NYC where humans take their AI dates out And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1906 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR.  QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365 day returns.  BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).  Lucy.co 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:11:50 Camels disqualified from beauty pageant for getting botox 00:25:47 Humans and neanderthals interbred 00:29:49 Physicist claims he found heaven’s physical location - 00:34:43 “Spanish” option at Washington Call Center offered AI bot with thick spanish accent speaking english And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1905 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:09:10 - Crispin Glover "McFly," AI War Games: 95% Nuke Rate, and "Iconic" Hawking Pics on Epstein Island 00:19:30 - Anthropic and the Pentagon go to WAR over surveillance and autonomous weapons, Dead Womb Baby Hugo, and $4M Home Depot Gift Card Scam 00:31:24 - Larry Ellison gets what he wants and Jack Dorsey plugs into the matrix (to layoff 40%) 00:39:50 - Extremely cocky convicted pedoph!ie is running for office in Fresno Thank you for listening! Go to parteon.com/hardfactor to join out community, and MOST importantly: get out there and HAGFWeekend!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1904 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:19 Racist bird on Germany’s bobsled 00:09:00 The Mormon drink sweeping the nation “Dirty Soda” 00:25:55 Bill Gates apologizes  for his Russian girls' affair  00:27:00 Hilarious AI Bloopers 00:33:35 What happened with the Cuban military killing Americans on a boat?! And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1903 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at bruntworkwear.com LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). lucy.co Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Hellebuyck is an American Hero (00:05:32) - Oscar the Grouch caught by Police in Ohio, snitched on by Trash Truck (00:08:34) - NYPD Under ATTACK from Snowballs (00:14:24) - Lesbian Action Group (LAG) taking action against Trans Women (00:27:46) - Couple suing Longhorn Steakhouse after Antlers fell on them (00:34:08) - Nude Man in Casino turned out to be Wanted Murderer in West Virginia (00:37:54) - Singles Wrestling: the new GenZ trend where you wrestle people to find dates Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1902 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at bruntworkwear.com LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).  lucy.co 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:19 What happened in 1902, which president has the biggest dong 00:06:27 Missing mom shows up 24 years later 00:20:14 Grandson of Reese’s inventor says new Reese's recipe is not edible 00:29:12 US evacuates staff from Lebanon embassy amid tensions with Iran 00:31:01 Very Bad Dog in italy And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1901 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:10 Austrian hiker found guilty of murdering his gf on the mountain 00:05:10 Pat got out on the ice today after the USA won gold in hockey 00:07:30 Outburst at the BAFTAs from a man with Tourette syndrome was wild  00:15:10 Cartel burns the streets after the military killed cartel leader “El Mencho” 00:24:00 Punch the monkey is adorable 00:27:30 The mayor of a small Ohio town, who has the last name Dingu,s was caught sniffing teens' underwear on camera 00:30:20 UK scientists found a 78-year-old cadaver was a man with three penises 00:36:30 On 2/22, we have won 3 hockey gold medals, George Washington was born, and President Coolidge gave the first radio broadcast  00:42:00 Kash Patel celebrates with US hockey team, drinking beers in locker room 00:44:00 The day before Valentine’s Day ChatGPT4.0 was dissolved and thousands of women were dumped by “their AI boyfriend bots” And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1900 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Olympics talk, + Wes and Will both got put on the giant horse for fatsos on their last ride (00:08:53) - Funny Arrests 1: Former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor detained and questioned over Epstein files for at least 11 hours (00:15:08) - Funny Arrest 2: Wisconsin man drinks bottle of Fabuloso cleaning product, stole an ambulance in the nude with a patient inside, and lead police on a 40 minute chase (00:25:45) - Olympic Condoms Restocked!! And for sale on the black market (00:28:00) - Australian family sent over $6K traffic ticket from AI camera... from a car they had reported stolen over 20 days prior (00:33:38) - Update on the lawsuit over Matt Kalil's allegedly enormous member Thank you for listening! Join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor, we love you all, and most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1899 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY -  100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR).   00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:30 Avalanche near Tahoe kills at least 8 00:01:30 Is James Cameron embarrassed to end the last several decades of his career on Avatar? 00:07:50 Shia LeBeouf arrested at Mardi Gras, but he’s already out partying again 00:10:10 Former high school principal hypnotized four people who died immediately after sessions  00:27:40 Company at India’s premiere tech conference claims another company's robot dog invention is their own 00:36:10 MLBPA Executive Director of Players has an affair with his sister-in-law 00:39:40 University of Iowa frat hazing incident from 2024 body cam footage comes out And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices