I Could've Fixed A Lot By Now

Happy Memorial Day, everyone. And you know me, I absolutely give a fuck and in 2026 I think it's important to continue with the illusion we've all been convinced of, which is that none of the wars currently happening are good but every single war before this one was necessary and the people who fought those wars are heroes that defended our democracy. And by "democracy" I mean the interests of private institutions to continue washing dirty money and tucking it into the pockets of the slimiest, gooiest, fattest pieces of hog shit you've ever seen in your life. I also despise when you're being dismissive of Memorial Day or Veteran's Day and someone moron tries to pull the "well my grandaddy died in...." Hey asshole, no one gives a fuck. Your grandaddy can suck my cock with his dead skull. He wasn't what you thought. I'm sorry he got drafted, if he did, but I don't think it was in the handbook to rape villages for a decade. Unless it was... hey, maybe that's actually why we were in Vietnam. These villages aren't going to rape themselves! Someone should write that book. I gotta go call the Seymour Hersh....