I Get screamed at By A Workman And nearly get killed by a hairdresser

This week we have some workmen in the house and they are making me feel rather intimidated by their confident manliness, however I have a clever plan to appear much more manly in their eyes; and no, it doesn't involve getting naked, Chloe. There's another self-composed song: a pun-laden missive from a heartbroken maths student. Plus more lip biting news, more ideas for David's Daily Digital Dollop the Musical, and I nearly get killed by a hairdresser.