Ironing out the Kinks

Ep 61: Bloody Nipples, Forgotten Hookups & The Manscaping Incident

She Squirted So Hard… It Looked Like Cranberry Sauce | Ep 60

She Pissed in His Eye… and It Burned | Ep 59

I Thought It Was a Butt Plug… It Was the Dog’s Chew Toy | Ep 58

I Got a Hair Wrapped Around My Labia and Ended Up in A&E | Ep 57

I Faked an Orgasm to Escape the Smell of His Arse | Ep 56

I Came in the Hotel Safe… and Left It There | Ep 55

We Finally Had Anal… and Then Bought a Trampoline | Ep 54

We Submit to Brandon the Dom | Ep 53

He Said “It’s Good for Your Hair”… Then Rubbed It Into My Scalp | Ep 52

He Hid His Ex’s Engagement Ring… While Planning a New Life | Ep 51

I Squirted All Over His Xbox | Ep 50

He Blew Raspberries on My Clit… Then Came Like a Warhorn | Ep 49

Got a Dick Piercing for the Lads… Then Tapped Out Mid Shag | Ep 48

I Came in the Car… Then Crashed It | Ep 47

He Took a Butt Plug to the Eye… Then Had to Lie to His Mum | Ep 46

She Kept the Condoms in the Hotel Fridge... Then Emptied Them on My Face | Ep 45

He Paid Her to Get Naked… Then Asked for More | Ep 44

Sexy Trotters and the Masturbation Thread | Ep 43

Douching Disasters, Sauna Slip-Ups & STI Solidarity | Ep 42

The Fart Symphony & Chelsea’s Naughty Confession | Ep 41

The Crusty Rabbit and Filthy Fortunes | Ep 40

The Human Carpet and Being Shit Scared of Tree Stump | Ep 39

The Sex Myths and The Sandy Crevice | Ep 38

Sneeze Powered Teleportation and The Orgasm Grenade | Ep 37

The Unflappable Kinksters and The Bush Massacre | Ep 36

The Rude Vaper and Fuck you Gary! | Ep 35

The Vanishing Condom and The Parent Conundrum | Ep 34

The Laws of Sex and The Filthy Little Trolley | Ep 33

The Bloody Awful Joke and Friends With The Feels | Ep 32

The First Time Horror Story & The Lightsaber That Hit Too Hard | Ep 31

The Demonic Vibrator & The Accidental Inhalation | Ep 30

Deep Throats & Peanut Poos | Ep 29

Sticky Porn & Victoria Spaff Cake | Ep 28

The Sock Puppet of Shame & The Speed of Sperm | Ep 27

Saggy Balls & The Dirty Dildo Sucker | Ep 26

The Unwelcome Neighbour & The Thread of Disagreement | Ep 25

The Selfish Pokémon Trainer & Friendly Fire | Ep 24

The Baby-Faced Sofa Session & Quizzing on My Face | Ep 23

Soggy Carrots & The Mop and Bucket Saga | Ep 22

A Tip from a Dad & Feeling the Sound | Ep 21

Getting Cagey & The Hottest Thing Said in Bed | Ep 20

Sorry, I’m Tied Up & The Super Keen Virgin | Ep 19

Spanking in the Peg & Clive’s Thai Surprise | Ep 18

Custom Dolls & Incorrect Use of Nappy Cream | Ep 17

Death by Snu Snu & The Silk Sinner | Ep 16

The Vanishing Butt Plug & A Very Confused Grandma | Ep 15

The Feel of Leather & The Surprising Salad Dressing | Ep 14

Awkward Boners & Sexy Sounds | Ep 13

The Chocolate Choo Choo Train & Holding Up the Mirror | Ep 12