I Got a Microsoft For You

They've made all the computers bad. You know, I know it. Everytime you want to complete the most minor of tasks you're faced with challenges, blockades, some might say hurdles. All because we couldn't leave it alone. Every year we needed a new update, a new device, a new feature that fixes the previous features that bugged the fuck out as soon as you upgraded your software and said, yeah I agree, when they ask you to sign the thing that sells your soul to a dehydrated weasel man running a trillion dollar company WHO SOMEHOW NEEDS MORE MONEY. What... WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE MONEY LEFT. YOU TOOK IT ALL. So can you please stop putting AI in my shit. You already won. I'm already bent over the barrel letting you stuff it in dry. How could you possibly need more than everything?