'I Have A Boyfriend' Responses – Heartiste

Girl: “I have a boyfriend.....” Man: “Wow....amazing...seriously, that’s amazing!” Girl: “What? That I have a boyfriend?” Man: “No, that I’ve barely known you for 5 minutes and you’re already telling me your problems.” Girl: “l.m.a.o.!” *** “Whoa, not so fast. We’re just talking here, ok? Don’t get the wrong idea.” *** “You really thought I was hitting on you?” *** “No worries. You’re not my type.” *** “So does my girlfriend.” *** Girl: “I have a boyfriend.” Man: “Hey, my dog can juggle.” Girl: “What?” Man: “I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that didn’t matter.” *** “I don’t care.” *** “That’s OK, I’m not the jealous type.” *** “Your parents must be proud.” Same as above. *** “Oh man, I’m so embarrassed. I thought you were a lesbian.” *** “Are you allowed to talk to other men without his permission?”