I Have an Eeple and Baneenee Eelergy

Steve took the Klondike Challenge as a kid, but his prize was chocolate chips and the dare involved self-inflicted bodily harm. Meanwhile, bananas confound us for various reasons, many of which we discuss. Finally, Jason wanted to fly like Mario but he couldn't figure out where the cape would tie on. Strangely enough, when he finally got an actual cape with his name on it, he didn't attempt flight and was content to zoom around on foot. That probably ruined it.