I Have Completed The Gentlemanly Art of Spanking Manuscript

So when we last encountered ort narrator, he had, having fled the loving bosom of his newly-redecorated Oakland flat under threat of death from the thugs up the street, landed, at last, in Los Angeles and had begun to explore this alien culture while trying to sell HoneyBun Spanking Kits. HoneyBun was the logical outcome of the hugely successful article, "The Gentlemanly Art of Spanking" on Salon.com. Los Angeles (and Las Vegas) was a culture and place he had been taught, as a fourth generation Northern Californian, to belittle, fear, and distrust from a very early age.  The story is now a full-length memoir and in the hands of my agent it New York City.