I Just Need to Fondle a Kiwi

Also:• He Didn't Want to Take the Spigot Out of the Guy's Leg• Do You Do Caffeine Enemas for Fun?• Ingest Adrenaline By Drinking the Blood of Your Enemies• Someone's Always Plotting a Genocide• Hoisted By His Own Petard• I've Been Thinking a Lot About Impaling• A Lead Stake Moving 52,000 Miles an Hour• I Have Eaten Pig Brain, By the Way• Oh, No: You Go Straight to Hell• It Comes From the French Word for "Fart"Recorded March 21, 2025.