"I Know Your Secrets!" Simon’s War on Cramped Restaurant Tables 🍽️

Have you noticed that going out for dinner now feels like a group date with total strangers? Simon is officially drawing a line in the sand (or the carpet) over restaurants cramming tables so close together that you’re practically eating off the next person's plate. From overhearing awkward breakups to accidental eavesdropping, Simon vents about the death of the "private conversation" in NZ eateries. In this clip: The Tight Squeeze: Why restaurant layouts are getting out of hand. Accidental Spy: The most awkward things Simon has overheard because of bad seating. The Verdict: Is it time for a mandatory "bubble" around every table?