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EPISODE · Apr 14, 2025 · 54 MIN

“I love her so much, I’m gonna smack the dong right off of your torso…”

from That Checks Out · host Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

The guys discuss why alliteration was absolutely imperative during 18th century sexting, when an ear-piercing Hawk on a minibike is your best chance at exoneration, and how 4 1/2lbs of corned beef and several potatoes instantly becomes a single serving if not labeled properly. 

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