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EPISODE · Jul 8, 2026 · 23 MIN

I Love You All So Much I Can Hardly Breathe!

from Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such! · host Corey Ryan Forrester

Guys it is almost impossible to express how much I love you all, but I did my best in this half hour rant!Waking up every day and knowing I have an audience that is willing to read my insane writing is one of the greatest joys A man can experience.The only frustration there has been is that I don’t have ENOUGH TIME to write as much as I want for you…This substack will ALWAYS be free to those who cannot afford another subscription. I know how tough it is out there, and I don’t wanna make it any tougher. The “pay if you want to and can afford it!” Model is something I am very proud of. As many of you know, I crunched the numbers the other day and realized that if I could double my paid subscribers within a calendar year, then I would have essentially fulfilled my dream of being financially stable just on writing and podcasts. I will never stop doing stand-up comedy and I will never stop loving it, but because I have a son that I love more than anything in the world. I selfishly want to be at home a lot more than I used to be.A ton of people heard me say that and said “well let’s make that happen!” And overnight I shot up to NUMBER 2 on substack’s Comedy charts!We aren’t all the way there yet, but my God, what a reassuring feeling it is that you all believe in me and want me to succeed. If I haven’t convinced you enough yet of how much I love you, just watch this video and hopefully you will understand! I love you More later Corey If you can afford it, become a paid subscriber to keep this free for those who can’t! If you can REALLY afford it, become a founding member and pay more! If you do so, I might even strip! 😂 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit coreyryanforrester.substack.com/subscribe

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