I STUCK A TAMPON IN MY RIPPED TONGUE HOLE

Ali figures out how to get people to cut the Happy Birthday song short, and accidentally shows her t*ts to the whole bar. Brittany does a school assignment on the new-found flexibility of her tongue, and fights with a boyfriend over his ability to build a toilet. A grown man thinks periods come from butts. Memories of worrying our graphic T’s are giving everyone on the train a boner, and the worst cartwheel ever done on Earth.  For anyone who cares, this was recorded months ago but was misplaced for a while and now here it is! For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate the pod!! And check us out on YouTube! Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at [email protected] theme music by Adam Turay