I Survived! | Almost Alpha #4

After a quick ode to Betty, Joey recounts his time in Guatemala getting salmonella, dealing with stray dog abductions, and trying to get a massage before getting into a game of F*ck, Marry, Kill and recounting their most alpha moments of the week: paying it forward at Starbucks and chasing down a phone thief! 0:00 - Cold Open 6:42 - Joey Went to Guatemala... 10:30 - Joey Gets Salmonella 15:25 - Stool Samples with Salmonella 20:30 - What is Salmonella? 24:04 - Stray Dogs in Guatemala 30:02 - Joey Gets a Massage 32:55 - F*ck, Marry, Kill... who? 38:45 - Taylor Getting Propositioned by a Male Couple 42:45 - Time Taylor Got Punched 49:30 - Joey Gets Mugged on Date 55:10 - Taylor's Alpha Starbucks Story 1:01:30 - Joey's Alpha Action Figure Story  More 7EQUIS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/7equis TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@7equis Discord: ⁠https://discord.gg/954zkYtPv8⁠  SOS VHS iTunes Audio Feed:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sos-vhs/id1687694894 SOS VHS Spotify Audio Feed:  https://open.spotify.com/show/3DXX0sBXwUZdUgo6lBciGS Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK Follow us on Instagram! Doc Willis: https://www.instagram.com/docwilliscomedy Carlos Herrera: https://www.instagram.com/herreracarlos Pete Forthun: https://www.instagram.com/good4youpete Joey Bragg: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Taylor Williamson: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Jon Cvack: https://www.instagram.com/jcvack Catch Andres & Carlos every week on Bad Friends: https://www.youtube.com/@BadFriends Send us your 7EQUIS fan mail! c/o 7EQUIS LLC P.O. Box 5154 Glendale, CA 91221 BUY THE EQUIPMENT WE USE! MICROPHONE: https://amzn.to/3WcEZnA CAMERA: https://amzn.to/3ohqT7W HEADPHONES: https://amzn.to/3IqGY1P TRIPODS: https://amzn.to/3ohIigw SWITCHER: https://amzn.to/42eSyEs This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.net See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices