Almost Alpha

Johnny Pemberton (Fallout, Superstore, 21 Jump Street, Your Mom's House Podcast) and Miranda Meadows (Tomorrow's Game, hilarious Comedy Store comedian) come on to discuss delivery drivers pooping in packages, how to hit one specific woman in a group of ladies, chopping down trees with machetes, getting attacked by Armenian Super Marios Bros, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Milk & Honeys podcast hosts Kayla Becker (FKA WWE’s Kayla Braxton) and Vanessa Curry (Pussycat Dolls, Dancing with the Stars)  come on to discuss with Taylor sitting on planes next to dead people, sleeping naked, really dumb people, selling celebrity breast milk, crazy pro wrestlers and comedians, redneck calculators, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE (and our cats) ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hilarious comedians Shapel Lacey (Don't Tell Comedy Special "Three Dads, Two Moms", Lesser Known Characters Podcast) and Willie Simon (Comedy Store Paid Regular) come on to discuss chill Chihuahuas, wild animals in the bedroom, anger management, male cheerleading, Asking Jesus to help win a flag football game, comedy writing, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hosts of the "The Book Lisp" podcast, Sarah Colonna (Netflix'sInsatiable, Shameless, Chelsea Lately) and Jon Ryan (NFL Super BowlChampion punter for the Seattle Seahawks and owner of the PortlandPickles) come on to discuss trying to stop being nice, "show friend"not "show business", getting scammed by Brad Pitt, NFL PR classes,football hecklers, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Francisco Ramos (Venezuela'Merican Youtube special, and Hulu's “This Fool”) and Carlos Santos (Netflix's Gentefied, Vacation Friends) come on Almost Alpha to discuss gym etiquette, what to when people speak in Spanish next to you, how to not have an accent, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Felipe Esparza (Netflix/HBO specials, What's Up Fool? Podcast, LastComic Standing Winner) and Christina Kartchner (Never Have I Ever,TikTok comedian) gift Taylor with the most hilariously awkward episodeof Almost Alpha in history while discussing becoming an Americancitizen, getting attacked by a stranger with breast milk, brokenhomes, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Super funny standup comedians Beth Stelling (Crashing, Netflix & HBO standup specials) and Nico Santos (Superstore, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3, Crazy Rich Asians) hang with Taylor to have a silly and also very thoughtful conversation about their experiences speaking up for themselves in show business, AI, allyship, first dictators, close calls with cancellation, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Super funny standup comedians Katherine Blanford (Jimmy Fallon, Catholic Cowgirl standup special) and Nicole Aimee Schreiber (Don’t Tell Comedy, Lil Kev) hang with Taylor to have a very ridiculous conversation about their levels of gayness, having the police called on you, playing baseball with Weird Al, being late on purpose, road rage, one legged pro wrestlers, self defense, trying to get soft canceled, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah Baker (The Kominsky Method, Bob's Burgers, Young Sheldon) and Ralph Garman (Family Guy, The Ralph Report, Hollywood Babble-On) take turns roasting Taylor for his dating disasters, try to canceled, talk secret talents, collecting Batman Adam West memorabilia, IVF donations gone wrong, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mary Lynn Rajskub (24, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) and Christina Kartchner (Never Have I Ever, TikTok) come on and share stories about dating white supremacists, the 90s, weird things that happen on airplanes, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Danny Jolles and Maz Jobrani are very nice and but don't worry they're also very funny! We discuss meeting our heroes, fires, porch pirates, getting recognized by people who think we're someone else, and most importantly, HOW ALPHA WE ARE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The funniest podcast hosted by a boy and his chihuahua are back with Kristin Hensley and Jen Smedley of I Mom So Hard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The funniest podcast hosted by a boy and his chihuahua returns with the HILARIOUS stars of Hulu’s new hit sitcom Deli Boys! (Asif Ali & Saagar Shaikh) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rachel Scanlon joins Taylor and Joey to talk about Southwest Airlines, Girls Night Out, The Comedy Store, Bachelorette Parties, Will (and Willow) Smith at the DMV, outbidding other people, and boyfriends that are NOT intimidated by us. More Rachel Scanlon: Website: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/rachelscanloncomedy/?hl=en Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@twodykesandamic Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Taylor's Comedy Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQtK6FM7jM Joey Bragg IG: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Joey's Website: https://www.joeybraggcomedy.com/ 0:00 Boyfriends are NOT Intimidated... 6:30 Girls Night 10:30 Podcast Names 15:20 Will Smith Goes to the DMV 20:00 Southwest Airlines 28:30 Outbidding 34:45 The Comedy Store 36:00 Bachelorette Parties Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Drew Lynch joins Joey Bragg and Taylor Williamson to talk Mother Nature, America's Got Talent, DNA tests for dogs, and of course, sharks who like to party. More Drew Lynch: Website: https://drewlynch.com/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/thedrewlynch/?hl=en YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqBvyjQOrXPcwSpvfovjREg Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Taylor's Comedy Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQtK6FM7jM Joey Bragg IG: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Joey's Website: https://www.joeybraggcomedy.com/ 0:00 Shark Addicts 14:00 Messing w/ Mother Nature 20:10 America's Got Talent 31:30 DNA Dog Test 37:50 Alpha Moments Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carlos Herrera joins us to talk Ingrid Andress National Anthem, Jewish Chihuahuas, acting classes, and successfully running from the cops Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Taylor's Comedy Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQtK6FM7jM Joey Bragg IG: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Joey's Website: https://www.joeybraggcomedy.com/ 0:00 Ingrid Andress and Fergie’s National Anthem 4:53 The Prettiest Girl, Diet Plans 10:35 The Mexican Jewish Connection 13:17 Luke Perry, Robin Williams, Making Up Stories 17:11 Weight Loss, Acting Classes, Guns 24:20 Pregnant Cats, Jewish Chihuahuas 28:05 Joey’s Favorite Taylor Williamson Joke, Taylor Type Cast 31:14 Our Alpha Stories 43:32 Sunglasses and Depersonalization  Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jessie "Jetski" Johnson joins Joey and Taylor to talk stolen bags, trad wives, out of pocket joke books, Dr.Phil, airplanes, and fighting for the arm rest. More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson - Website: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/?hl=en Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Taylor's Comedy Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQtK6FM7jM Joey Bragg IG: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Joey's Website: https://www.joeybraggcomedy.com/ Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Justin Martindale joins Joey and Taylor to discuss GoFundMe, US president's teeth, gyatts in Ohio, hating salad dressing, and satyrs. Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Taylor's Comedy Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQtK6FM7jM Joey Bragg IG: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Joey's Website: https://www.joeybraggcomedy.com/ 0:00 Old Man Gives Away $200K 7:30 George Washington's "Wooden" Teeth 17:10 Forgetting People's Names 21:30 Brainrot Definitions  28:40 Taylor HATES Salad Dressing 39:00 Husband WATCHES While We Have Seggs?! 45:00 Kevin Costner's New Western  49:10 Half Goat, Half Man More Justin Martindale: IG: https://www.instagram.com/justinmartindale/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justinmartindale?lang=en JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pP8uf_hTtw&list=PLqE73YLSOO_z31osf1VzSAoy8fqiXk1S0 Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fahim Anwar joins Joey and Taylor to discuss the Hawk Tuah phenomenon, candy powder seltzers, raw dogging flights, and LA vs Afghanistan before getting into rebranding SEO for criminals and their Alpha moments of the week: Joey quits weed, Taylor takes his window seat, and Fahim complains to Uber Eats. More Fahim Anwar House Money FULL COMEDY SPECIAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbQczAcZb_0 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@FahimAnwar Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fahimanwar Website: https://www.fahimanwar.com/ More 7EQUIS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/7equis TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@7equis Discord: ⁠https://discord.gg/954zkYtPv8⁠  0:00 - Hawk Tuah Girl 5:45 - Taylor’s New Tour Announcement 10:28 - How to Create a Hawk Tuah Moment 14:55 - Candy Truly’s 24:40 - LA vs. Afghanistan 30:14 - Rawdogging Flights 35:00 - Joey Saving People in an Elevator 41:03 - Rebranding SEO for Criminals 45:15 - Taylor Williamson NOT the Olympian 51:32 - Joey’s Alpha of the Week: Quitting the Devils Lettuce 55:20 - Thoughts on Cucks 58:18 - Taylor’s Alpha of the Week: Taking Back the Window Seat 1:05:50 - Fahim’s Alpha of the Week: UberEats Error 1:11:10 - Fahim’s Double Alpha SOS VHS iTunes Audio Feed:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sos-vhs/id1687694894 SOS VHS Spotify Audio Feed:  https://open.spotify.com/show/3DXX0sBXwUZdUgo6lBciGS Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK Follow us on Instagram! Doc Willis: https://www.instagram.com/docwilliscomedy Carlos Herrera: https://www.instagram.com/herreracarlos Pete Forthun: https://www.instagram.com/good4youpete Joey Bragg: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Taylor Williamson: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Catch Andres & Carlos every week on Bad Friends: https://www.youtube.com/@BadFriends Send us your 7EQUIS fan mail! c/o 7EQUIS LLC P.O. Box 5154 Glendale, CA 91221 BUY THE EQUIPMENT WE USE! MICROPHONE: https://amzn.to/3WcEZnA CAMERA: https://amzn.to/3ohqT7W HEADPHONES: https://amzn.to/3IqGY1P TRIPODS: https://amzn.to/3ohIigw SWITCHER: https://amzn.to/42eSyEs This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joey and Taylor open up discussing Joey Chestnut being fired from the Hot Dog Eating Competition before getting into when they first discovered Ps and Vs, Betty meeting John Travolta at The Comedy Store, getting starstruck with OJ Simpson, and whether sleep paralysis is truth or fiction. They then examine Alpha Moments of the Week: Trump and Logan Paul meet, Joey acquiesces to a therapy exercise, and Taylor sneaks a chicken sandwich. Check it out! 0:29 - Joey Chestnut Gets Fired 6:27 - First Time Joey Learned About Vs 10:41 - First Time Taylor Saw a P 14:09 - Betty Meets John Travolta 19:50 - Joey's Starstruck with OJ Simpson 23:25 - Joey Growing Up with Hypochondriacs 26:15 - Sleep Paralysis Debate! 30:12 - Old Hag Syndrome 38:22 - Joey DOES believe in Sasquatch 43:19 - How Alpha?: Trump and Logan Paul 48:13 - Joey's Alpha Moment of the Week 51:50 - Taylor's Alpha Moment of the Week Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Taylor's Comedy Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQtK6FM7jM Joey Bragg IG: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Joey's Website: https://www.joeybraggcomedy.com/ Produced by Jon Cvack, IG: https://www.instagram.com/jcvack More 7EQUIS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/7equis TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@7equis Discord: ⁠https://discord.gg/954zkYtPv8⁠  SOS VHS iTunes Audio Feed:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sos-vhs/id1687694894 SOS VHS Spotify Audio Feed:  https://open.spotify.com/show/3DXX0sBXwUZdUgo6lBciGS Follow us on Instagram! Doc Willis: https://www.instagram.com/docwilliscomedy Carlos Herrera: https://www.instagram.com/herreracarlos Pete Forthun: https://www.instagram.com/good4youpete Catch Andres & Carlos every week on Bad Friends: https://www.youtube.com/@BadFriends Send us your 7EQUIS fan mail! c/o 7EQUIS LLC P.O. Box 5154 Glendale, CA 91221 BUY THE EQUIPMENT WE USE! MICROPHONE: https://amzn.to/3WcEZnA CAMERA: https://amzn.to/3ohqT7W HEADPHONES: https://amzn.to/3IqGY1P TRIPODS: https://amzn.to/3ohIigw SWITCHER: https://amzn.to/42eSyEs This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.net See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Doc Willis joins Taylor/Joey to respond to the viral shopping cart lady before talking about Doc's time at the Comedy Store, meeting Leonardo DiCaprio and Bruce Willis, what aliens would think about MLK, and their Alpha Moments of the Week - Joey lies about narcolepsy, Taylor steals Chick-fil-A, and Doc improves his company's logistics. Check it out! 4:55 - Reacting to Lady Who Refuses to Return Shopping Cart 9:25 - Doc Will Intro 14:55 - Most Famous People Doc Met at Comedy Store 18:50 - Doc's Bruce Willis Story 24:20 - Gang on Gang Murder at Comedy Store 29:30 - Alpha Moment: Joey Lies About Narcolepsy 35:01 - First Time Having Fun with Oneself 42:16 - Alpha Moment: Taylor Steals Chick-fil-A 45:20 - What Doc Thinks is Alpha 48:27 - Alpha Moment: Doc Makes Work More Efficient Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Taylor's Comedy Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQtK6FM7jM Joey Bragg IG: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Joey's Website: https://www.joeybraggcomedy.com/ Produced by Jon Cvack, IG: https://www.instagram.com/jcvack More 7EQUIS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/7equis TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@7equis Discord: ⁠https://discord.gg/954zkYtPv8⁠  SOS VHS iTunes Audio Feed:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sos-vhs/id1687694894 SOS VHS Spotify Audio Feed:  https://open.spotify.com/show/3DXX0sBXwUZdUgo6lBciGS Follow us on Instagram! Doc Willis: https://www.instagram.com/docwilliscomedy Carlos Herrera: https://www.instagram.com/herreracarlos Pete Forthun: https://www.instagram.com/good4youpete Catch Andres & Carlos every week on Bad Friends: https://www.youtube.com/@BadFriends Send us your 7EQUIS fan mail! c/o 7EQUIS LLC P.O. Box 5154 Glendale, CA 91221 BUY THE EQUIPMENT WE USE! MICROPHONE: https://amzn.to/3WcEZnA CAMERA: https://amzn.to/3ohqT7W HEADPHONES: https://amzn.to/3IqGY1P TRIPODS: https://amzn.to/3ohIigw SWITCHER: https://amzn.to/42eSyEs This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.net See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gilbert Galon joins Joey and Taylor to talk about Filipinos, stealing, viagra and anti-depressants, Mortal Kombat, and how Gilbert stopped a mugging for his alpha moment of the week! Check it out! 0:00 - Filipino Accents 5:38 - What's AAPI? 9:58 - What Taylor learned from his Filipino girlfriend 14:27 - Stealing is Fine 18:20 - Viagra Ex-AntiDepressants 25:00 - Gilbert's Fight Choreographer Friends 29:17 - Go to Character in Mortal Kombat 32:07 - How Long for Gilbert to Kill Joey/Taylor 34:37 - Gilbert's Time at Second City 37:47 - Bread, Drill, Tennis Ball Challenge 42:00 - Joey's Alpha of the Week 47:00 - Tay's Alpha of the week 51:00 - Gilbert's Alpha Moment of the Week Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Taylor's Comedy Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQtK6FM7jM Joey Bragg IG: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Joey's Website: https://www.joeybraggcomedy.com/ Produced by Jon Cvack, IG: https://www.instagram.com/jcvack More 7EQUIS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/7equis TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@7equis Discord: ⁠https://discord.gg/954zkYtPv8⁠  SOS VHS iTunes Audio Feed:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sos-vhs/id1687694894 SOS VHS Spotify Audio Feed:  https://open.spotify.com/show/3DXX0sBXwUZdUgo6lBciGS Follow us on Instagram! Doc Willis: https://www.instagram.com/docwilliscomedy Carlos Herrera: https://www.instagram.com/herreracarlos Pete Forthun: https://www.instagram.com/good4youpete Catch Andres & Carlos every week on Bad Friends: https://www.youtube.com/@BadFriends Send us your 7EQUIS fan mail! c/o 7EQUIS LLC P.O. Box 5154 Glendale, CA 91221 BUY THE EQUIPMENT WE USE! MICROPHONE: https://amzn.to/3WcEZnA CAMERA: https://amzn.to/3ohqT7W HEADPHONES: https://amzn.to/3IqGY1P TRIPODS: https://amzn.to/3ohIigw SWITCHER: https://amzn.to/42eSyEs This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.net See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joey and Taylor open up discussing the new Titan submersible and the Man vs. Bear viral question before getting into their thoughts on online dating - expectations, catfishing, and how to dodge a bad date. Then BREAKING NEWS live on the pod, they offer their thoughts and analysis on Donald Trump getting convicted! Check it out! 0:00 - Titan Submersible 6:50 - Who Would Win? Bear or Naked Man in the Woods? 12:08 - Gold vs. Blue Dress Throwback 15:42 - AA YT Comments! 20:40 - Show Feedback 24:51 - Taylor's Window Exploded! 29:50 - Improv Online Date 35:22 - Getting Catfished with Smells 37:43 - Taylor's Scientific Law of Online Dating 44:52 - BREAKING NEWS: Trump Found Guilty 50:07 - Alpha Moments of the Week Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Taylor's Comedy Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQtK6FM7jM Joey Bragg IG: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Joey's Website: https://www.joeybraggcomedy.com/ Produced by Jon Cvack, IG: https://www.instagram.com/jcvack More 7EQUIS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/7equis TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@7equis Discord: ⁠https://discord.gg/954zkYtPv8⁠  SOS VHS iTunes Audio Feed:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sos-vhs/id1687694894 SOS VHS Spotify Audio Feed:  https://open.spotify.com/show/3DXX0sBXwUZdUgo6lBciGS Follow us on Instagram! Doc Willis: https://www.instagram.com/docwilliscomedy Carlos Herrera: https://www.instagram.com/herreracarlos Pete Forthun: https://www.instagram.com/good4youpete Catch Andres & Carlos every week on Bad Friends: https://www.youtube.com/@BadFriends Send us your 7EQUIS fan mail! c/o 7EQUIS LLC P.O. Box 5154 Glendale, CA 91221 BUY THE EQUIPMENT WE USE! MICROPHONE: https://amzn.to/3WcEZnA CAMERA: https://amzn.to/3ohqT7W HEADPHONES: https://amzn.to/3IqGY1P TRIPODS: https://amzn.to/3ohIigw SWITCHER: https://amzn.to/42eSyEs This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.net See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a quick ode to Betty, Joey recounts his time in Guatemala getting salmonella, dealing with stray dog abductions, and trying to get a massage before getting into a game of F*ck, Marry, Kill and recounting their most alpha moments of the week: paying it forward at Starbucks and chasing down a phone thief! 0:00 - Cold Open 6:42 - Joey Went to Guatemala... 10:30 - Joey Gets Salmonella 15:25 - Stool Samples with Salmonella 20:30 - What is Salmonella? 24:04 - Stray Dogs in Guatemala 30:02 - Joey Gets a Massage 32:55 - F*ck, Marry, Kill... who? 38:45 - Taylor Getting Propositioned by a Male Couple 42:45 - Time Taylor Got Punched 49:30 - Joey Gets Mugged on Date 55:10 - Taylor's Alpha Starbucks Story 1:01:30 - Joey's Alpha Action Figure Story  More 7EQUIS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/7equis TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@7equis Discord: ⁠https://discord.gg/954zkYtPv8⁠  SOS VHS iTunes Audio Feed:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sos-vhs/id1687694894 SOS VHS Spotify Audio Feed:  https://open.spotify.com/show/3DXX0sBXwUZdUgo6lBciGS Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK Follow us on Instagram! Doc Willis: https://www.instagram.com/docwilliscomedy Carlos Herrera: https://www.instagram.com/herreracarlos Pete Forthun: https://www.instagram.com/good4youpete Joey Bragg: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Taylor Williamson: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Jon Cvack: https://www.instagram.com/jcvack Catch Andres & Carlos every week on Bad Friends: https://www.youtube.com/@BadFriends Send us your 7EQUIS fan mail! c/o 7EQUIS LLC P.O. Box 5154 Glendale, CA 91221 BUY THE EQUIPMENT WE USE! MICROPHONE: https://amzn.to/3WcEZnA CAMERA: https://amzn.to/3ohqT7W HEADPHONES: https://amzn.to/3IqGY1P TRIPODS: https://amzn.to/3ohIigw SWITCHER: https://amzn.to/42eSyEs This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.net See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The newest 7EQUIS comedy podcast! Taylor and Joey kick off the episode talking about their perils of high school reunions and Joey getting expelled from school before getting into how they got started in comedy - complete with the earliest bits of their first stand-up acts. 0:00 - Intro with a Betty Song 5:42 - Wearing Make Up 9:10 - Taylor's Stolen Valor 14:25 - Taylor's All Star High School 18:34 - Why Joey Got Expelled 22:08 - How Joey and Taylor's Origin Comedy Stories 27:26 - Michael Jackson's "They Don't Care About Us"?? 31:23 - Taylor's First Set 36:50 - Stand Up Classes Are... Eh 40:28 - Joey's First Set 46:00 - Most Alpha Moments More 7EQUIS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/7equis TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@7equis Discord: ⁠https://discord.gg/954zkYtPv8⁠  SOS VHS iTunes Audio Feed:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sos-vhs/id1687694894 SOS VHS Spotify Audio Feed:  https://open.spotify.com/show/3DXX0sBXwUZdUgo6lBciGS Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK Follow us on Instagram! Doc Willis: https://www.instagram.com/docwilliscomedy Carlos Herrera: https://www.instagram.com/herreracarlos Pete Forthun: https://www.instagram.com/good4youpete Joey Bragg: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Taylor Williamson: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Jon Cvack: https://www.instagram.com/jcvack Catch Andres & Carlos every week on Bad Friends: https://www.youtube.com/@BadFriends Send us your 7EQUIS fan mail! c/o 7EQUIS LLC P.O. Box 5154 Glendale, CA 91221 BUY THE EQUIPMENT WE USE! MICROPHONE: https://amzn.to/3WcEZnA CAMERA: https://amzn.to/3ohqT7W HEADPHONES: https://amzn.to/3IqGY1P TRIPODS: https://amzn.to/3ohIigw SWITCHER: https://amzn.to/42eSyEs This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.net See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The newest 7EQUIS comedy podcast! Joey and Taylor talk about their recent comedy show in Spokane, Joey's fandom of his superfans, pro wrestling hotlines, raccoon attacks, and answer some listener questions before getting into their main topic - the perils of having a hot therapist and how to handle it. Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Taylor's Comedy Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQtK6FM7jM Joey Bragg IG: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Joey's Website: https://www.joeybraggcomedy.com/ Produced by Jon Cvack, IG: https://www.instagram.com/jcvack More 7EQUIS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/7equis TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@7equis Discord: ⁠https://discord.gg/954zkYtPv8⁠ 0:00 Cold Open 6:31 - Betty Joining Taylor On Stage?! 10:34 - Kermit the Frog Impressions 15:16 - Liv and Maddie 20:01 - Joey Attacked by a Raccoon! 25:15 - Starting Therapy w/ Joey 29:30 - Pro Wrestling Hot Lines 35:22 - Hot Therapists 39:57 - Famous People Who Needed Therapy 45:18 - IMPROV: Joey as Taylor's Therapist 50:15 - Taylor's Fake Bad Tattoo 54:57 - Jokes Which Bombed SOS VHS iTunes Audio Feed:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sos-vhs/id1687694894 SOS VHS Spotify Audio Feed:  https://open.spotify.com/show/3DXX0sBXwUZdUgo6lBciGS Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK Follow us on Instagram! Joey Bragg: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Taylor Williamson: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Andres Rosende (aka Fancy from Bad Friends): ⁠https://www.instagram.com/fancyb.1⁠ Doc Willis: https://www.instagram.com/docwilliscomedy Carlos Herrera: https://www.instagram.com/herreracarlos Pete Forthun: https://www.instagram.com/good4youpete Catch Andres & Carlos every week on Bad Friends: https://www.youtube.com/@BadFriends Send us your 7EQUIS fan mail! c/o 7EQUIS LLC P.O. Box 5154 Glendale, CA 91221 BUY THE EQUIPMENT WE USE! MICROPHONE: https://amzn.to/3WcEZnA CAMERA: https://amzn.to/3ohqT7W HEADPHONES: https://amzn.to/3IqGY1P TRIPODS: https://amzn.to/3ohIigw SWITCHER: https://amzn.to/42eSyEs This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.net See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor and Joey kick off the pilot by talking about their origin stories, Taylor’s time on America’s Got Talent, kissing Heidi Klum, protesting in today’s climate, alternative podcast titles they considered, all before getting to the penultimate Alpha debate - dogs vs. cats! Taylor Williamson IG: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Joey Bragg IG: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Produced by Jon Cvack, IG: https://www.instagram.com/jcvack More 7EQUIS Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/7equis TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@7equis Discord: ⁠https://discord.gg/954zkYtPv8⁠  0:00 Another White Guy Podcast 6:35 Kissing Heidi Klum 10:17 One-Hit Wonders 13:45 We Almost Named Our Podcast THIS! 22:18 Meet the Girth Master 27:35 Dogs vs Cats 32:40 Who's More Alpha? 39:35 OJ Simpson, Elton John 43:40 Eddie Murphy's FAKE Son 46:10 A.I. Kitten Gets Yoked 51:47 Betty Barks at Dogs 52:52 Taylor Williamson's Fight in Chipotle 55:00 Pooping on a Cockroach SOS VHS iTunes Audio Feed:  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sos-vhs/id1687694894 SOS VHS Spotify Audio Feed:  https://open.spotify.com/show/3DXX0sBXwUZdUgo6lBciGS Almost Alpha iTunes Audio Feed: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-alpha/id1744642683 Almost Alpha Spotify Audio Feed: https://open.spotify.com/show/5dDHzENTWGk8gGHOvauacK Follow us on Instagram! Joey Bragg: https://www.instagram.com/joeybragg Taylor Williamson: https://www.instagram.com/taylorcomedy Andres Rosende (aka Fancy from Bad Friends): ⁠https://www.instagram.com/fancyb.1⁠ Doc Willis: https://www.instagram.com/docwilliscomedy Carlos Herrera: https://www.instagram.com/herreracarlos Pete Forthun: https://www.instagram.com/good4youpete Catch Andres & Carlos every week on Bad Friends: https://www.youtube.com/@BadFriends Send us your 7EQUIS fan mail! c/o 7EQUIS LLC P.O. Box 5154 Glendale, CA 91221 BUY THE EQUIPMENT WE USE! MICROPHONE: https://amzn.to/3WcEZnA CAMERA: https://amzn.to/3ohqT7W HEADPHONES: https://amzn.to/3IqGY1P TRIPODS: https://amzn.to/3ohIigw SWITCHER: https://amzn.to/42eSyEs This is a 7EQUIS PRODUCTION ⁠https://www.7equis.net See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Almost Alphas, comedians JOEY BRAGG and TAYLOR WILLIAMSON, Talking About Some Very Beta Stuff.  Coming to you Thursday, May 9 and every Thursday after that. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices