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Here is the GPL News Brief for March 26th 2026: Democratic Mayor Threatens to Sue to Shut Down ICE Detention Center From strokes to untreated HIV, ICE detainees describe medical negligence across the US Iowa gunman suspected of killing 6 family members then himself New Mexico lawmakers to blast out subpoenas in Epstein investigation White House Seeks to Impose Political Test on Billions in Federal Grants Trump signs executive order asking for access to new AI models before they launch Trump signs an executive order that invites vetting of top AI models for national security risks UK schools blackmailed with sexualised AI deepfakes of pupils, experts warn Cyber-gang ‘demand £250k ransom from school’ - threatening to release AI porn of pupils if it didn’t pay The Trump Administration Is at War With Itself Over AI Regulation Trump Throws 1 A.M. Temper Tantrum Over How Innocent He Is UK schools blackmailed with sexualised AI deepfakes of pupils, experts warn Cyber-gang ‘demand £250k ransom from school’ - threatening to release AI porn of pupils if it didn’t pay Scott Pelley of ’60 Minutes’ accuses CBS News head Bari Weiss of ‘murdering’ the show, report says Those are your headlines for today. We release a recap of all the news of the week on Fridays, so if you haven’t yet, please like, subscribe, and restack on Substack so these and all our newsletters get delivered to your mailbox! For Free! We keep up with all the news for you, so you don’t have to. Aren’t we sweet? Talk to y’all tomorrow! 🚫🤴 Get Pod Local: Where we start Locally while thinking Globally xx Jalon 👉🏽 This daily podcast is free, but if you’d like, please buy Jalon some coffee. She can’t do these newsletters and podcasts without it! (Seriously). Good News! We are now everywhere you get your podcasts! So you can take me on your commute, in the gym, or when I like to listen to podcast, while you’re washing dishes. Subscribe and leave a review for us! Listen on Spotify Listen on Apple 👇🏽We’re Also On Youtube! We also post these on our Youtube Channel! Get full access to Get Pod Local at getpodlocal.substack.com/subscribe