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Grindin’
Here is the GPL News Brief for September 10th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: As the midterms loom, Trump returns to his happy place: on stage in the theatre of the absurd Empty seats at the GOP midterm convention? Blame it on small bladders. Gay hookup app Grindr experiences Dallas outages during...
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Blow The Whistle
Here is the GPL News Brief for September 9th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Anthropic Researcher Jacob Coxon Resigns, Warns AI Industry Is “Gambling With Our Lives” Paxton’s former top law enforcement official endorses Talarico Trump’s Midterm Convention Will Yield a Bounce All Right—for…
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A New Mexican’s Stand
Here is the GPL News Brief for September 8th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Ex-Trump Labor Secretary Went to Strip Club on Taxpayers’ Dime UN votes to adopt new world map to reflect Africa’s true size US only country to oppose UN resolution correcting Africa’s size on world maps Noem’s Rumored...
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I Am Woman
Here is the GPL News Brief for September 3rd 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: 2 killed and suspect dead after apartment block shooting in downtown Minneapolis List of Americans Killed in Iran War After Lutnick ‘Misspoke’ on Deaths Lutnick apologizes for saying no Americans have died in Iran war...
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Touch
Here is the GPL News Brief for September 2nd 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: House censures Rep. Chuck Edwards for conduct toward former female staffers Trump suggests renaming Strait of Hormuz as Trump Strait amid Iran war Trump Now Splurging on White House Bowling Alley—With Taxpayer Money He...
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The Call
Here is the GPL News Brief for September 1st, 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: 163 missing kids, including dozens in Miami, found during Operation Statewide Shield Army secretary resigns after tension with Hegseth Cubans living in Florida are being deported to Africa This whole song and production…
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The Stars (At Night)
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 31st 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: One Dead and 15 May Be Missing at the Grand Canyon After Flash Flood Nepal floods death toll tops 900, as number of missing nearly doubles to more than 4,200 Pentagon Erupts Over Report on Classified Warnings Against Iran…
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Let’s Go Wings
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 27th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario into ‘Lake America’ as his fight with Canada spirals Buc-ee’s may prioritize ‘conservative, business-friendly’ red states for expansion DeSantis Administration Misspent $10 Million,...
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Where’s The Beef...
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 26th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Nearly 30,000 pounds of raw beef recalled. See the affected products Thing is, we have beef at the house, so……what are we doing? Oh that’s right. Rubio calls RFK Jr’s meat and sauerkraut menu ‘a crazy diet’ Hundreds Missing...
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We Will Always Love You
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 25th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: What in the world is this garbage? Just a reminder, the man he is praising was a crackhead. I’m not joking. But…. Listen, I, as a 92%er, am not going to apologize for this insanity. We kinda warned y’all and you guys…what?...
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Powerlines
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 24th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Thousands in northwest Indiana still without power nearly two weeks after storm Thousands in Gary, Ind., Have Gone 10 Days Without Power Outages lowered to 94,000 customers following severe weather Drought and aging...
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Cocaine
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 20th 2026: First, I apologize this is late. My computer and I were fighting for hours to finish this….and I just walked away before I said stuff I couldn’t take back. Sorry you got caught in the middle of that. Here Is Today’s Yesterday’s Stories: Penn State...
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Take Everything
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 19th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Harvard to pay $53m over theft and sale of human remains from medical school Most Americans believe Trump has inappropriately profited since returning to power, poll finds Polling firm shutters after admitting fake survey...
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Down Bad
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 18th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Navy Carrier’s Problems Are Tied to Attacks on U.S. Base Early in War Huh. They actually have broken any modern record of sea time….so….not sure what he’s yapping about here. Why Team Trump Exploded Over Jon Ossoff’s…
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Goodbye
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 17th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: 5 people shot at Virginia State University as police investigate multiple suspects Trump administration pauses border construction project in Big Bend National Park House Ethics investigating Rep. Jimmy Gomez over sexual...
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The Internet May Have Been A Mistake
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 13th, 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Five teenagers killed after their car crashes over cliff in Colorado Settler siege of Palestinian homes in the West Bank a ‘horrific act of terror,’ U.S. ambassador says All eastbound I-20 lanes remain closed in Fort Worth...
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Total Eclipse
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 12th, 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: August 11, 2026 election results Trump-backed Mike Lindell refuses to concede Minnesota election loss David Crowley defeats democratic socialist Francesca Hong in Wisconsin governor primary How the Polls Got it So Wrong in...
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I Would Die 4 U
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 11th, 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Hormuz to stay closed unless US meets Iran’s conditions, Iran official says Live updates: US fires on ships it claims are trying to break its blockade of Iranian ports Cuba plunges into darkness as electric grid collapses...
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You Deserve Better
Here Is Today’s Stories: Powerful 7.4 Earthquake Strikes Colombia, Killing More Than 100 Tupac’s Murder Case Heads to Trial, 30 Years After Rap Icon’s Death Israeli government rejects Donald Trump’s Gaza peace plan Zohran Mamdani’s NYC Tech Team Is What DOGE Should Have Been NOAA says contiguous...
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It's Not Enough
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 5th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Social media pays tribute to the viral Montgomery brawl on one year anniversary (from 2024) New Mexico sues US government for access to Epstein files Three people charged with threatening judge, witness and officials tied to...
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I'm A Good Man
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 4th, 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Stephanie Grisham files for temporary restraining order against Rep. Max Miller Gosh, but I was told they did not do this sorta thing above…….. Feds charge ‘frustrated’ FBI agent they say stole nearly $1 million in crypto...
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IFHY
Here is the GPL News Brief for August 3rd 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Washington wildfires destroy homes, force thousands to evacuate ‘When the sun rises, we are going to be in shock’: Thousands evacuated in north Spokane as wildfire crosses river into city ( 👈🏽This is the local paper in...
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So Much "Suffering"
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 31st, 2026: Here Is Today’s Story: What…..is this. Just a reminder, these are the “suffering” folks he’s talking about. Here Is What They Are Up To Now: One in Sixteen of Pardoned Jan. 6 Rioters Have Been Arrested Again Contributor: Freed by Trump, the Jan. 6...
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Lost Their Damn Minds
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 30th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Senate Dems see momentum despite repeat losses on Iran war votes US Senate Republicans block resolution to halt Iran war Explosive diarrhea parasite cases rise by thousands, now in 45 states Trump Threatens to Withdraw…
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Take Your Mama Out
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 28th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Japan earthquake: Multiple deaths and people trapped after shopping centre explosion The Fires in France and Spain Are Breaking Modern Records Wisconsin tornado causes extensive damage and cuts power to thousands of homes...
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Fire...
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 27th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Seattle police are searching for two men who parachuted from the Space Needle Three killed and four injured in shooting at food festival near Seattle’s Space Needle Court documents reviewed by AP say there were at least 3...
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Dodgers Blue (Period)
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 24th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: DNC committee sets up South Carolina to vote first in Democrats’ 2028 presidential primaries OpenAI says its AI technology acted on its own in an ‘unprecedented’ hack of another company OpenAI Models Escaped Containment and...
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Brilliant Disguise
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 23rd 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Suspected murderer using disguises, multiple identities while on run: Authorities Amazon, gig companies see spike in workers on SNAP and Medicaid, study shows People Are Getting Off to Porn About ICE Raids The Latest: House...
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(Open) Secrets
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 22nd 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Tropical Storm Bertha drifts toward land as Hurricane Fausto forms in the eastern Pacific Tropical Storm Bertha forms along U.S. Gulf Coast Trump BBC Defamation Lawsuit Backfires Big-Time—With Subpoenas Coming Epstein case:...
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The Fool On The Hill
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 21st 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Andrew, Tristan Tate arrested in US on new charges of rape, trafficking Andrew Tate’s Empire of Abuse What to know about the Tate brothers, social media influencers facing rape and trafficking charges Ringleader of group...
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Still Haven't Found
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 17th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Trump Still Hasn’t Found What He’s Looking For Trump Brings Full Weight of Government to Bolster False Election Claims Trump makes outlandish claims about election results in address 5 Takeaways From Trump’s Speech on…
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Listen To Her
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 16th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Vance’s security detail ‘fed up’ with hastily arranged personal and family travel requests Secret Service said to be fed up with JD Vance’s ‘ridiculous’ travel requests R. Kelly Asks Trump to Commute 30-Year Prison Sentence....
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We Don't Believe You
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 15th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Hakeem Jeffries says he will oppose bid to cut off Israel aid The Democrats Face Another Divisive Vote on Military Aid to Israel In seismic shift, more than 100 House Democrats vote to end Israel aid Almost Half of House...
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Taco Tuesday
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 14th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Meta used AI to target workers with medical conditions for layoffs, lawsuit claims ICE puts an end to most traffic stops after pair of deadly shootings in the last week: report The Shooter in Maine Was a New ICE Recruit Taco...
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Diva Down
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 13th 2026: Now, you know good and well why I picked this song today. Here Is Today’s Stories: Mitch McConnell Breaks Silence With Statement and Photo Amid Questions About Health Status McConnell says a fall led to his hospitalization, breaking weeks of silence...
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It's (Finally) Friday
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 10th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Trump says he won’t sign bipartisan housing affordability bill The Bipartisan Housing Bill Is Set to Become Law, Despite Trump’s Refusal to Sign It The White House is upgrading its front door to fortify the entrance Witnesses...
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Insane
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 9th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: What to know about Houston ICE shooting and other migrant deaths in Texas What to know about the fatal shooting of a Houston man by an ICE officer Family of Man Fatally Shot by ICE Agent Calls for Independent Inquiry (Gift...
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I Drive Myself Crazy
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 8th 2026: It’s a little insane that this is the first time I’ve used an *NSync song. Like, if you know anything about me….this is insane. Here Is Today’s Stories: Entire police department relieved of duty in West Virginia town Gene therapy for children with...
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London Summer
Here is the GPL News Brief for July 7th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: US launches new strikes against Iran hours after revoking oil license Manhattan high-rise is still unstable after columns buckle, forcing evacuations Mass evacuations ordered after ‘buckling’ Manhattan high-rise remains...
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Right Where You Belong
Here is the GPL News Brief for June 30th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Supreme Court Upholds Birthright Citizenship in Major Blow to Trump Supreme Court rejects Trump’s plan to limit birthright citizenship Trump loses on birthright citizenship after Supreme Court strikes down sweeping attempt to...
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Stupid
Here is the GPL News Brief for June 29th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Trump refuses to sign bipartisan housing bill into law. What does that mean for homebuyers, renters? HUGE Yawn, am I right, Don Snoreleon? Put this under this audio and you got a world class poltical ad. Bertie-Martin jail...
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I (Do Not) Want...
Here is the GPL News Brief for June 26th 2026: Happy belated birthday, Georgios! Here Is Today’s Stories: Venezuela Live Updates: Rescuers Search for Quake Survivors as Leader Calls to ‘Militarize’ Area Israel and Lebanon sign framework agreement with US in ‘first step’ toward peace, Rubio says...
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Men Lie, Women Lie, Numbers Don't
Here is the GPL News Brief for June 25th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Venezuelans search rubble for survivors after 2 strong quakes kill at least 188 Live updates: Venezuela earthquakes kill at least 188; death toll could exceed thousands as rescue efforts continue Supreme Court allows Trump...
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(Gordie Howe) Hat Trick
Here is the GPL News Brief for June 24th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Trump administration touts Iran deal as a payday for US farmers, but Iran denies it House gives final approval to bipartisan housing bill aimed at lowering costs Trump Cancels Signing of Biggest Housing Affordability Bill in...
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Actions Speaks Louder Than Words
Here is the GPL News Brief for June 23rd 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: A ransom note about Nancy Guthrie’s disappearance says she died LA warehouse fire continues to burn as officials warn residents of air quality issues U.S. and Iran Offer Conflicting Accounts of Nuclear Discussions Will Israel...
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How Long?
Here is the GPL News Brief for June 22nd 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Read British Prime Minister Keir Starmer’s Resignation Speech in Full Starmer says he’ll resign as UK prime minister, roiling British politics yet again How UK’s Keir Starmer went from election landslide to downfall The Man…
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America (Could Be) Beautiful
Here is the GPL News Brief for June 18th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Exclusive: Trump administration ramps up effort to revoke citizenship from naturalized Americans Read the full text of Trump’s preliminary U.S.-Iran agreement to end the war Read Trump’s 14 point Iran peace deal in full after...
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Get To Congo
Here is the GPL News Brief for June 17th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Kash Patel ‘jumped the gun’ with announcement of UFC plot arrests, sources say Trump says oil reserves would run out in 4 weeks without Iran deal, risking ‘bedlam’ Vance: Iran ‘could have access to’ $300B reconstruction fund...
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It's Not Easy
Here is the GPL News Brief for June 16th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: Iran says Israel must withdraw from Lebanon to sign tentative deal to end war with U.S. Eight crew dead as US air force B-52 bomber crashes in California The US infant mortality rate fell to an all-time low, though it still...
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It's All About Me
Welcome tp the GPL News Brief for June 15th 2026: Here Is Today’s Stories: U.S. and Iran Sign Preliminary Deal, but Its Terms Remain Secret Israelis angry over U.S.-Iran peace deal lash out at Netanyahu Vance says Iran agreement has been digitally signed, but remains vague on its key elements 12...
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