IDF? More like IDGAF, right?

Also ICE? More like fucking... Not Nice, huh? I'm coming for you Mark Normand, you lazy hack. Two can play the boring dumb guy with no internal monologue. All I gotta do is get a fake degree from a college that only exists on Facebook, make up a bunch of shit about aliens and trans people, and then snivel my way onto Rogan's show. After that you can't touch me. Watch my meteoric rise in the worst comedy scene that's ever existed. I can't wait to sell my soul to the next stinky fat president I convince hundreds of drooling orangutans to vote for. That's when I know I'll have made it.