If Friendships Had Job Titles, What Would Yours Be?

What kind of friend are you? The Head of HR who snatches wigs with the truth, or the Director of Strategy who shows up with screenshots, timestamps, and a full PowerPoint? In this episode, we’re building out the Friendship C-Suite and figuring out everyone’s role: Shay’s over here handing out pink slips and bereavement benefits as Head of HR. Fe is running strategy like Olivia Pope with Wi-Fi receipts. Somebody has to be Chief of Wardrobe & Optics (yes, the Ralph’s cashier compliment counts). And apparently we also need a department called “Fuck Around and Find Out.” We’re telling stories of when being the “truth teller” actually cost us friendships, why new friends can’t bring old drama, and why your friend group really is just a messy little corporate board meeting with cocktails. So… what’s your role? CFO of Mess? VP of Emotional Wellness?