If Hooters Had a Church

This is episode 85 of the WET Podcast.MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/FOLLOW COLT:https://www.instagram.com/probablycolt/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________0:00 - We have merch!0:53 - We're in a car3:45 - Why are we in a car?7:07 - Satisfying Kia moment8:35 - Colt the sound guy10:55 - How to always be happy13:10 - Driving in Texas sucks15:07 - You ever write sad sh*t down?18:51 - Giving back to the community23:06 - How to travel without a passport27:45 - Waluigi Mangione kills CEO of Chuck E. Cheese29:39 - Do we live in a simulation?31:58 - Cracker Barrel claims to have the best pancakes33:47 - Michigan is beautiful, we swear35:12 - Justin got the whole clock on his face rn38:14 - South park compares trump to Saddam39:46 - If Hooters had a Church47:49 - Leaking industry secrets53:25 - Super hero movies and Jurassic Park p*rn56:30 - Colt is a pro yo-yo artist1:07:19 - Our heads are too big1:12:48 - If we were cops1:16:37 - We missed Buc-ee's_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass