If You Gotta Problem, Yo I'll Solve It; Take This Gun, I'll Give You Pizza For It

And now, a light-hearted school shooting standoff story from Pocatello, ID! Relatedly, "Guns for Pizza" totally sounds like an American trade system. Jason posits that there must have been a protective bubble around Idaho that kept anything in the zeitgeist from penetrating the state. How else do you explain a place that understood the rules of pogs? Finally, Idaho proved that hacky sack is a fun, chill game until some violent idiot catches and tags you with it.