I’m Allergic to Christmas Trees - Opie Radio

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Opie finally discovers he’s violently allergic to real Christmas trees (after 50+ years), scores a $20 tree from volunteer firefighters, and still ends up paying $125 once tolls, burgers, and new lights are added – plus a savage takedown of roasting chestnuts, Mariah Carey lies, and P. Diddy’s funeral billing habits with comedian Tony P. If you’ve ever woken up looking like you lost a fight with Mike Tyson because of holiday sap, this unfiltered, foul-mouthed morning rant is the chaotic holiday therapy you didn’t know you needed.

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This episode was published on December 8, 2025.

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Opie finally discovers he’s violently allergic to real Christmas trees (after 50+ years), scores a $20 tree from volunteer firefighters, and still ends up paying $125 once tolls, burgers, and new lights are added – plus a savage takedown of roasting...

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