I'm NOT Sunning My Butthole like WiFI Tony

Tony P canceled Friday’s show blaming “bad WiFi” from a giant Atlantic City hotel… then finally spilled the real disaster: five-hour drive through tornadoes, a mid set, his wife kidnapping the dog (his opener), and going full Chevy Chase in Vegas Vacation at the tables until the ATM cried. Opie gives him the old-fashioned beating he earned, then the boys spiral into the dumbest (and funniest) hour:Why America is about to lose its nightcrawlers, tongue depressors, and “good dirt” in the Canada trade warThe dead-dog-in-a-box Free Bird tribute that will either crush or get Tony banned from every casinoThe serious medical debate over sunning your butthole (and whether picturing it makes you gay)Mosquitoes that somehow find the pubis through sweatpants$4.50 plain slices, clam-pie trauma, and Chinese robots that beat Usain Bolt… then just keep runningPure unfiltered chaos with Opie and Tony P. Press play before Canada cuts off the worms. Opie keeping the old Opie and Anthony vibe going.Support the Show:https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/PRULKVNHUMQVAAbout Opie Unfiltered:Hosted by Gregg "Opie" Hughes—co-creator of the legendary Opie and Anthony show—Opie Unfiltered brings raw, unscripted commentary, classic radio lore, and unfiltered comedy featuring Ron the Waiter and regular guests.For fans of classic New York talk radio, unedited comedy, satellite broadcast history, and the original Opie and Anthony era.