I'm Starting to Look Like a Link Sausage | Episode 38 | Glaswegians Anonymous

Welcome back to another chaotic installment of Glaswegians Anonymous. This week, the boys are balancing local stardom with existential dread, questionable dietary choices, and some very sketchy political ambitions.Gig News & Inky BetsGary is heading up to Aberdeen, and the stakes are high. He’s officially pledged that if he sells out the gig, he’s getting an Aberdeen tattoo. Will he follow through, or is he just "aff his nut"? Meanwhile, Darren is absolutely flying—his Glasgow shows are sold out, and his special is already 50% gone.Health, Wealth, and the AfterlifeIt wouldn't be an episode without some neurosis. Darren opens up about his health anxiety, which naturally leads the pair into a lighthearted (and slightly morbid) discussion about exactly how they want to die.The Scran Report• The Low: Gary recounts the absolute horror of his "worst kebab ever" from Bistro in Glasgow.• The High: A massive shoutout to Smokey Trotter Kitchen—officially 10/10 every single time.Holiday Blues & Caravan LifeGary’s back from Craig Tara, discussing the nuances of caravan upgrades and the timeless parental struggle: justifies taking the weans out of school during term time to save a few quid.Also in this episode:• The Patreon Group Chat: Why it’s the best place on the internet right now.• The Magic: Darren and Gary are taking to the stage together to do The Magic (yes, it’s exactly what you think).• Scottish Elections: Why the boys are throwing their weight behind the Christian Hash Party.Support the Show:👉 Grab the Merch: https://glaswegians-anonymous-march.bigcartel.com🎙️ live show: https://www.sec.co.uk/events/detail/glaswegians-anonymous-live-ep2Patreon: patreon.com/glaswegiansanonymous🔔 Subscribe: Hit that bell so you never miss an episode.💬 Comment below: What year would YOU travel back to, and do you believe in ghosts?#GlaswegiansAnonymous #ScottishPodcast