Inoculate Your Anus

Scotch is suffering through the effects of his second covid vaccine shot, while the world searches for a cure for Jim Jordan and Matt Gaetz. Daunte Wright, according to bigger and better half of the Scare, might have been asking for it, in the midst of the Derek Chauvin murder trial. Teddy, the resident Russian Jew, might not even be either, but it doesn't matter because the Thwaites glacier is about to break away from Antarctica, so we're all dead anyway. "Thoughts and prayers." Listen up, Jesus!!