Instant Experts Ep 23 - Mushroom Murder, F1 Drama & The Texas Sex Toy Massacre!

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons not on The Jeffrey Epstein Client List which doesn't exist, ok?:The Poison Mushroom Murder Verdict - What if it was The Patriarchy all along?The Texas Floods Disaster - Kids died but we saved money, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) had a weekend of Greek, plus the word 'BLAME' IS FOR LOSERS!The Jeffrey Epstein Files - Do not exist, they never did, don't f....g push it ok?Plus, Red Bull sacks Christian Horner! - 'Drive to Survive' 2026 gon' be elite!And so much more! Qantas Airways Data Hack - Nice Chairman's Lounge Membership, be a shame if something happened to it... Texan State Sen. Ange Paxton to ban/buy all known ClitBlaster 9000sThe Honk's Obvious Hair Dryer Problem - 'I can quit any time I want!'Trump's Obvious Dementia - 'I do not have Alz...how good is salmon!?'And the further return of Inner West Karen - 'Free Erin Patterson!'In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Ken Paxton (AG - TX) unavoidably detained by 'King Size Bitch Fist'*). Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: https://www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional editing by Guard who 'lost'^ that minute from Epstein prison vid^ (^coincidentally also US Attorney-General, Designate)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe*Use code HENRYLEEFAVE for 50% off all new Fantasy Impregnator Asssmasster 7!Honk data hacked, not a Lifetime Platinum Subscriber to www.pizzadeliverytolonelyhousewiveswhojustlostheirwallets.ru/thehonkGov Greg Abbott's tell-all memoir 'Prowler Red by Oxballs XXL Ruined My Life!' out now!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971