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Send us a text here!Video version is here!: https://youtu.be/cttdj8n31xwThis week, the Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons line up in their traditional 4-3-3 formation, as we celebrate the start of the world Festival of Fooootball:    1.    Trump slips a fart past the keeper and a shart past the diaper in another explosive press conference!     2.    Meanwhile, NBC's attacking centre-mid Kristin Welker bamboozles the USA’s ageing right winger with confusingly simple questions about elections!    3.    Dynasty sweeper-keeper Linda Evansyahu plays out from the back before declaring Total Football on The Colbys    4.    And the hapless Wests Tigers slump to a 68-0 defeat - which is disastrous whether it’s soccer, rugby league, curling or hurling!Grab the nachos, dip and a frosty can of Labatt’s as we review the form of all the key players:     •    Alexis Trumpington: this box-to-box midfielder runs one way then the other all day. Confident she’ll beat Iran for the 39th time this summer     •    Blake “The Ayatollah” Carrington: smooth as silk on his best days, this enigmatic performer tends to go missing in the big games      •    Keir Starmer: showed early promise but now unclear on his best position. Is it centre forward, left back - or do we need a replacement from the bench?    •    Anthony Albanese: dour midfielder naively hoping for magic from Australia’s error-prone, deep-lying playmaker, JE Chalmers    •    Anika Wells: Aussie Sports Minister looked a certain starter for The Socceroos before a breach of team protocol saw her left at homeIt’s another bumper episode of Instant Experts, in which we try to pick a winner from a whole bunch of losers:     •    Belfast tries radical Cup-eve tactics change with racial violence replacing traditional sectarian approach. Will the coach get knifed like that poor bastard on the street?    •    Small child who witnessed repeated Wests Tigers slaughter misses the World Cup to go to Gaza for rehab: “I’d love to watch the pool stage - and Round 15 - but I need to focus on my recovery”    •    Victorian State coach Jacinta Allan parks the bus with a 5 man backline of C, F, M, E and U, and just the one striker: a convicted child molester but hey, he was ALP Footballer of the Year    •    Meanwhile NSW Premier Chris Minns is controversially left out of the episode after talking way too much common sense about the effects of excessive tax on revenue and the market for illegal tobacco All in the comedy podcast with the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Vic Dept of Families, Fairness & Housing on stress leave from that time they had to work in the office (10:04-1049am, Tues April 9, 2003))Say hi to us by email at: [email protected] Or be heard everywhere from one part of West Sussex to another part of West Sussex with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page!: www.instantexperts.com.au  All complaints to: [email protected] - but only in business hours. Or at 2am.Audio episode produced, mixed and compiled by JuniorVideo episode designed, assembled and edited by the Guantanamo BabeDigital design and social media also by Guantanamo Babe Episode edited by Honk, with assistance from Tallahassee Regional Airport Male Toilets Cubicle 7's Austin Franco (shh, don't tell him Honk's a k*ke!). 24/7 c*caine by Mohamed Skaf. Award-winning childcare by Cameron BloomfieldThanks to Limestone Digital, Prague, for the proofreadingNo thanks to that little Tigers shit with the Sharks fan sister for being the f*cking kiss of deathFull performance by Tony Award winner Joshua Henry of song from the musical 'Ragtime' on NPR's 'Tiny Desk' is here (starts at 16:23): https://youtu.be/1XQtMnPz1AQ?si=7lx0ogXLytfxdfGc&t=983  Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!Video version here!: https://youtu.be/Avo7WntdLQkIt's chaos aplenty this week, as the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons redouble their efforts!:Trump headlines his “America 250” concert after Gary Glitter, Rolf Harris and Roman Polanski pull out citing ethics concerns Court orders JFK’s head replace Trump’s on both sides of new commemorative $250 billAussie radio exec grabs presenter’s ass with a hunger not seen since our days on The Whaleship Essex; andVice Prostate BJ Vance loses bowel control at White House meet in preparation for 2028 Presidential runGrab the remote and enjoy the greatest hits of Linda Evansyahu, Bret Michaels, Young (at heart) MC plus the solo debut of Millo Vanillo, as we review who did what, to whom, in which exotic location: Trump's “1776 Fund” dies an ugly death as Senate Republicans rise from the undead to kill it, Mitch McConnell presidingNewly free Kilmar Abrego Garcia plans first holiday: "I can't decide between Robben Island, St Helena and Alcatraz!"Jeff Bezos blows payload as his rocket explodes prematurely: "I couldn't warn the Caribbean Seamen!"US National Intelligence Director Bill Pulte rejects qualification critics: "F..k off, I went to Scots College!"I Once Met A Girl from Nantucket to hit big screen, OnlyFans - the moving love story of Donald Trump Jr. and Bettina WhoGivesAShitovichRussia protests Ukraine bombing of St Petersburg: "They ruined Putin's visit to Davo's!" It’s another bumper episode of Instant Experts, in which we explore the c*nts of the world, the C*nts of the Week and the exciting world of fooooooooootttballlll:Our plucky Wests Tigers, with their $3 salary cap, lose NRL Rd 14 to Penrith Saint-Germain, a narrow 78-0. Can Qatar please buy us immediately?English football hooligans hail North America ‘26 their best chance since ‘66 to glass the Scotsmen, stab the Mexicans, shiv the Brazilians. If only they can bomb the Croatians, shoot the Ghanaians, and drown the Panamanians first! And Henry needs a double Costco tequila shot to get through Honk’s morbidly grim C*nt of the Week In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (UK Police delayed making sure Jack The Ripper's hands not too sore from stabbing all those homeless Whitechapel prostitutes) Say hi to us by email at: [email protected] Or be heard everywhere from Baden to Wurttemburg with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected] episode produced, mixed and compiled by JuniorVideo designed, assembled and edited by Guantanamo BabeDigital design and social media also by Guantanamo Babe Episode edited by Honk, with assistance from Halle Berry & Colonel Angus. Special thanks to Roger Maianus for the last-minute supply of his huge clock for timing purposes  For Newcastle 2HD radio boss grabbing on air talent's butt: https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/radio/aussie-radio-boss-stood-down-after-allegedly-groping-employee-at-awards-night-in-sydney/news-story/b6c1945d3726e0668b5a1bee09d7c734?ampFor Florida woman's Costco tequila shots + accompanying social media comments: https://www.instagram.com/p/DY7kW11MOQG/?igsh=NXh4dmJ6YnhmNnhoFor Germany's Hotel Zum Hirschen being Nazi c**ts: https://www.instagr am.com/p/DZHm05ZoD7I/For Sterling Nasa being a legend at Sydney 'La La Land' live concert/screening: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/jun/01/audience-member-replaces-ill-keyboardist-sydney-la-land-justin-hurwitzInstant Experts proudly audited by KPMG Australia. Our books can be found on the Dark Web between PwC’s tax advice and The Trump Family’s tax returns. Call them for all your confidential financial needs, unless you’re 8 in which case call Don Jr’s wife’s Dad and ask for JeffreyWhen visiting Nazi Germany, Honk & Henry stay exclusively at Hotel Zum HirschenWhen stuck overnight at Maroochydore Airport, Honk & Henry have booked exclusively with JetstarDon't miss 'Aussie' Jon Ossoff v Donaldhmed Ali for the WBC Nappyweight Championship live at 'America 250'!  (BJ 'Depends' Vance v 'Huggies' Pete Heggo on undercard)Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!Video version is here!: https://youtu.be/XFiceVlIyXIIn this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons, it’s State vs State and Mate vs Mate as: NSW Blues conjure miracle win against those dirty filthy cheating Queenslanders - they've been traumatising Henry since he was 7 years old!Donald Trump Sr disses Donald Trump Jr by ditching his wedding in favour of doing actual work! - Holy Pertainment, Batman, are the Daddy issues that bad?And dud Aussie Treasurer Jim Chalmers hits Aussies with a Kalyn Ponga-style no-arms, high-velocity head-butt/shoulder-charge right in the financial cranium! - “Where’s your eyes, Ref? OFF! OFF! OFF!”Relax with 5 pints of Guinness at The Steam Packet Inn, Williamstown, or 4 steins of Pilsner at The Grand Duke Inn, Luxembourg, or even 2 jugs of milk at The Penelope Cruz Taverna, Madrid, while we unpack the biggest global news: Daylight robbery at the Australian Audio Awards as Instant Experts loses Best Station-Produced Infomercial to “We Fry Dogs” campaign on Cujo-FMConfusion in Iran as the war drags on, off and on again, like late-period Bennifer or all-period Rudd-Gillard-Rudd or Albo-Chalmers-wait-sorry that's next year Chaos in Texas as Kenny Paxton mistakes Senate nomination form for his entry into C*nt of The WeekPlus Henry explains bonds, golf iron covers and the Centenary Test in the breeziest 9 hours of your life!It's another bumper episode of Instant Experts, in which we explore the c*nts of the world, the C*nts of the Week and, for the first time ever, Enhanced C*nts so juiced they exceeded WADA Allowable C*ntiness Guidelines by 111%! They give Collingwood fans a bad name, and even Thomas Massie won’t read them into the record!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (Sen Dr Bill Cassidy held up finding seat with best sightline at next WH Correspondents Dinner)Say hi to us by email at: [email protected] be heard everywhere from Richmond on Thames to Riga which is in Latvia, with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au  All complaints to: [email protected] produced, compiled and mixed by Junior Video designed, compiled, edited by Guantanamo Babe Digital design and social media also by Guantanamo BabeEpisode edited by Honk. Assistant editing by E. Jean Carroll. E. Jean Carroll assistant editing re-edited by Donald J Trump.For Texas A-G Kenny Paxton's rap sheet: https://www.instagram.com/p/DY0xDWakVH9/?igsh=cTQ2YmNjcTcxdXg0&img_index=2For C**t of the Week's pixilated doodle but visibly sh*t-soaked shorts: https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/drunk-aussie-tourist-flashes-genitals-while-on-holiday-in-thailand/news-story/a258b116fbe67d1484ce165417c3bb2eFor the Amarillo Armadillo: www.eXtremeRestraints.comWhen in Kiama, Honk and Henry stay exclusively at Blue Haven Bonaira Nursing Home. Mention our names for a special rate of only $39,000 a night* (*volunteer free concert not included)Laura Loomer currently has political advisory capacity - "I hear she gives a great bl*wjob!" - J. Loomer (client)James Magnusson explains awful Enhanced Games swim - "I had Arby's in my pants!"Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!Video version here!: https://youtu.be/6g42KgVyH6oIn this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons, we celebrate dodgy blokes stealing cash by the bushel!President Trump sues himself, settles with himself, and pardons himself in one smooth motion! But don’t worry, the $1.776 billion only came from the departments fighting Ebola and the Hantavirus!Aussie Treasurer Jim Chalmers taxes the farnarkle out of everybody only to discover it (a) don’t win no votes and (b) is really farking stupid!Meanwhile Henry Lee lures his wife, and kids, into a sure-fire tax-free investment scheme called LOSING CASH WITH THE BOOKIESPull up a pew at the Pewsey Pub, Pewsey Inn, Pewsey Hotel, Pewsey Pint-Pourer, or just get away from it all at the Pewsey Microbrewery, and enjoy the show all of Pewsey, and Darwin, is talking about! Which is exactly 2 people: “Rare Unit” Trump goes to China and discovers “Rare Earth” Xi has more cards than a Heard Island Penguin has pilchards!Mahmoud Ahmejinedad’s dismembered leg, citing balance issues, politely declines Israel’s offer to make him First Leg of all Persia! Todd Blanche signs off deal with Todd Blanche to compensate Todd Blanche for waking up every day and being Todd Blanche. A friendless crook who will rot in Hell!And a flu-addled Honk dials in from his Cotswolds haven, Pee-in-the-Lake, en route to his Paris bolthole, Je-Suis-Un-Rockstar!It’s another bumper episode of Instant Experts, in which we explore the c*nts of the world, and the C*nts of the Week! Between Reform UK and Grave Robbers of Bondi it’s a smorgasbord of inanity, f*ckwittery and chicanery, hosted by your Donkeys-In-Chief, The Honk and Henry Lee. In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots (see immediately above)Say hi to us by email at: [email protected] be heard everywhere from UConn to the Yukon with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page!: www.instantexperts.com.au  All complaints to: [email protected]?! Or just wait 6 months and ask for XiAudio produced, compiled and mixed by Junior Video designed, compiled, edited by Guantanamo Babe Digital design and social media also by Guantanamo BabeEpisode edited by Honk, with assistance from Dr Grace, WG Grace, Graceland, Grace Brothers, Grace Jones, and Grace is the Word (Is the Word), That You Heard (That You Heard), Grace is the Way that I’m Feeling (Do-Do-Do-Do) When in San Antonio, Maureen Galindo stays exclusively at County Mental Health Unit (construction generously supported by Menachem & Esther Leibowitz)When in Pearl Harbour, Kash Patel wears exclusively the barnacled skull of Ensign Joe Harris (dec.), USS ArizonaKnow someone struggling with gambling? The Honk did. His name was Henry Lee, still is, they're super close, co-host a show, so obviously Honk's a terrible person to ask.Tommy Mengele's "Songs in the Key of P: Live at 'Unite the Kingdom' Rally" out soon! Single "Ayyeeeaoghh" out now! Don't miss Tommy on his world tour of Cockfosters Station (Matt from the Taiwanese jungle on saxophone in support! And ladies, he's newly single and ready to mingle!)Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!For video version: https://youtu.be/I6m0bvl46EEIn this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons...It’s Aussie Budget week and our wallets are being fiscally harassed!:Aus Treasurer Jim Chalmers describes two real naked tax increases as "intergenerational equity" - with a straight face!JP Morgan's Chirayu Rana describes two fictional naked boobies as "intergender equity" - with nil in his story straight at all!And in sport, the Wests Tigers harass their fans once again - with the softest performance since John Doe popped a roofie!Pull up the Chesterfield sofa - or coal mine - and enjoy the show even Megyn Kelly says she "believes in, just a tiny bit", as:PM Anthony Albanese channels Ronnie Biggs to nick a few hundred million from hard-working Aussies before fleeing to live anonymously in Copacabana (NSW). Next stop, Copacabana (Brazil)!Jim Chalmers shifts the goalposts on young Australians while Golshifteh Farahani shifts the DMs, pants on Emmanuel Macron. Nous ne sommes pas amusés (Brigitte non plus)!UK Conservative Leader Kemi Badenoch eviscerates Chalmers so hard he flees to the UK to live as a woman. On the downside, now he/she’s Chancellor of the Exchequer!All in another bumper episode of Instant Experts, in which we explore the intricacies and intimacies of the Australian tax system, from negative gearing to capital gains tax... Bet that fishhead other pod you listen to don't have them cannons! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Jody Scarcella held up by pitchforks) Say hi to us by email at [email protected] be heard everywhere from Cockfosters to the Chattahoochee with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au(Some Chattahoochees can even put a river in Phoenix!)All complaints to: [email protected] (press 1 for the racist, 2 for the Nazi, 3 for the other racist and 4 for the other Nazi). Or just come down to Heffron Park for the netball this weekend! Audio produced, mixed and compiled by JuniorVideo designed, compiled and edited by The Guantanamo Babe Episode edited by Honk, with assistance from Henry’s Harem: AOC, Eileen Gu, Kemi Badenoch, Megyn Kelly. The mind boggles, the list goes on... the authorities have been notifiedDigital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeHonk's skin care products all proudly provided free by Skinned Olives, Sydney, who don't know he's Jewish (shhh...!) - special thanks to H.Amas - you're a Queen! Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons...The Honk is back from gallivanting and it’s all happening!: Trump’s little off-the-shoulder number wows the crowd at the Met Gala, while Cole Allen’s little shoulder-holster number wows the Secret Service at The White House Correspondents’ Dinner!It’s hard times in Australia cos it’s Budget night, while it's hard times at The Cock Inn, Cockfosters cos it’s Saturday night!UK Conservative Leader Kemi Badenoch promises free ass exam to every antisemite in Britain!  And in sport, Wests Tigers lose 500-0 to the combined powers of Yomif Kejelcha, Larry Doby and Buzz Aldrin!And so much more in the show even Olivier Rousteing & Beyonce say "can be a little bit over the top": Aussie PM Anthony Albanese and Treasurer Jim Chalmers schedule electoral gangbang for next Tuesday as their Budget f*cks every single Australian at the same time! Moronic Aussie Jew-hater arrested outside Antisemitism Royal Commission: "The cops have promised me a bunch of free proctology!"  Epstein suicide note released: “Hey stupid! This is the tip, not the iceberg!” FBI comments on Kash Patel college arrests for public urination: "Now he does it in his pants in the office!"And living corpse Rudy Giuliani at death’s door - til Death said: “I think you may be looking for Four Seasons Total Landscaping?” It’s another bumper episode of Instant Experts, in which we comb our Barnet Fair, get some geography To Go and Henry lends King Charles his car parked in Belfast! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Ian Minus, 68, of Killarney Heights, held up (by cop's fist, in the air).Say hi to us by email at: [email protected] be heard everywhere from The Bishop’s Finger to The Knob with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au Or if urgent in Melbourne just call us on 000 and we’ll answer within 17 hours!All complaints to: Zack Polanski, no relation to Roman, but still a c*nt. Audio produced, mixed and compiled by Junior - thank you! Video designed, compiled and edited by The Guantanamo Babe - chef's kiss! Episode edited by Honk, with assistance from 'Lauren' Dirty Sanchez wearing fashion forward underpants on head, and Iris Van Herpes (working remotely)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeTo see RFK Jr. ditching his wife at The White House Correspondents' Dinner:https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXmcNiegMXC/?igsh=MWR0bjd2YnB4ZWdlNQ==The Honk dressed for Met Gala by Anglicare Op Shop, Mt DruittHenry Lee dressed for armed resistance against British by Quartermaster, Real IRAWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!For the video version: https://youtu.be/ezdw85RbZT0?si=IYR0VDEmptifK9FYIn this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons...Trumpy’s on a brain break and The Three Stooges take over!:Larry Stooge, BJ Vance, gives his long-awaited lecture on Catholicism to the Pope!Curly Stooge, Ka$h Patel, explains serial drunkenness is “part of the job mate, I love you maate, mate I love yez all!”And Moe’s Tavern Stooge, Pete Hegseth, freestyles some Bible verses about death, destruction and serial cheating!Plus so much more on the show Leo XIV calls "stupri bonum!":We explain the difference between Just War and just war!It’s 'Fangs for Nothing' as Captain Cook meets Dracula in our much anticipated short history of Whitby!And, it’s a great day for Depressed Tigers Fan(s) as our boys beat The Raiders AND The Ref, to win Wrestlemania!!In another bumper episode of Instant Experts -- in which the Trump Administration courts Sugar Daddies, spills nuclear secrets, shags the help and, shockingly, appoints someone qualified for their job! It's the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (LaFarge CEO Majeur LeConte stuck in Gaza City Council meet re: new Hamas tunnel plans) Say hi to us by email at: [email protected] be heard everywhere from Sao Paolo to a shopping bag near you, with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page!: www.instantexperts.com.au  All complaints to: [email protected]               Sorry, [email protected] just pop on the bear suit and scratch up our car!For The Poodle Room's very manly chairs: https://www.fontainebleaulasvegas.com/poodle-room/For Info Wars' Alex Jones being definitely not insane: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXZo12vCfdM/?igsh=NWZmamZ4dnpjdjF5Foolproof bear suit/paws are here: https://fortune.com/2026/04/18/insurance-claim-scam-damage-luxury-cars-human-bear-suit/Audio produced, mixed, compiled and mastered by JuniorVideo designed, compiled and edited by the Guantanamo BabeDigital design and social media by Guantanamo BabeEpisode edited by Honk, with intermittent assistance from Cody Rhodes' one good eyeball and “Shirtless” Alex JonesWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!For Video version: https://youtu.be/-LOg8hT60OYIn this tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:  It's Iran week 7 PLUS the match-up the whole world's waiting for! In the white robed corner, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 164 pounds, it’s Tarantino Chapter 4, Verse 7 as “the path of the orange cuck is beset on all sides by the baddest muthaf*ckin' Pope on the planet!” - LEO X-I-V!In the red tie corner, weighing in at 943 Quarter Pounders, from New York, New York, it's the dump in the trunk that’s giving us goose bumps - DONALD J TRUMP!!And in the orange and black corner, weighed down by the hopes of tragic supporters, it’s the top-of-the-table, 3-time wooden spooners - THE WESTS TIGERS!!!We preview that cage match death battle, the best of Iran, the chiseled-in-stone bits of the Bible & so much more in the show critics say "inexplicably just got nominated for an actual award": Honk sails the seven seas on The Love Boat - Gabon edition! Zelenskyy asks JD Vance to schedule urgent BJ Vance w Putin!Magyar Health Minister joins Naughty Nurses and Horny Corporals for new version of “Hungary Eyes”!As Rory McIlroy serves his Masters rivals a Wagyu sh*t sandwich!Plus Trump plays Jesus, Iran turns Catholic and Jesus calls for a doctor, all in another bumper episode of INSTANT EXPERTS, the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - Honk & Henry Lee (Gov. Jeff Landry trying to seal Calvin Duncan in Ark of the Covenant, AZ, with help of Top Men)What the hell is going on? We don't know either! But that won't stop us sharing even more deep insights, like:Melania Knauss denies ties to Donald Trump: “I only ever met him through Jeffrey Epstein”Artemis II names Surprise Astronaut of The Week: The Junkyard Dog!Essendon fans get drunk, laid, win lotto all in one beautiful Saturday arvo!For Trump AI Jesus video: https://x.com/magacult2/status/2044090944572502197?s=46Dancin' Hungarian MP video: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DXEX5V2jMBG/Sh*thouse Russian drone demo: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DWCmt5nknG-/Artemis II WWE in space: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DW6seQoDLLK/Say hi to us by email at: [email protected] be heard everywhere from Nonthaburi to Miami with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected] Audio produced, mixed by Junior - saved our butt! Video compile, edit, design: Guantanamo BabeEpisode edited by Honk, with assistance from Drs Pezeshkian, Trump, and Alex TwalDigital design / socials: Guantanamo BabeWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!Video version is here!: https://youtu.be/ufDZGSXjGAg?si=aJOc-suBivy6JQsfIn this tour of the world's crooks, f*ckwits and morons...It’s Iran week 6 and we’re all going back to the Stone Age! Or Golden Age! Or both!:Trump’s 15 point peace plan offers Iran the money, the box, the nukes, The Strait and a Tesla with Everything Computer! Meanwhile, Iran’s 10 point peace plan is Farsi for “Noted”In sport, Henry slams a 6-pack of Chateau Lafitte Rothschild as the Tigers beat the Eels, while Honk enjoy a glass of 2026 milk backstage with The Wiggles!Plus so much more in another bumper episode of INSTANT EXPERTS, in which the Ayatollah doomscrolls Truth Social from his backpacker hostel in Vilnius, while Ben Roberts-Smith creates the best-behaved prison in Australia! Also:The Financial Times issues apology to The White House: “to clarify, it’s in its ‘f*ckIN’ phase not its ‘f*ckING' phase”Pakistan PM Shehbaz Sharif likes INXS’s Shabooh Shoobah but tweets he'd “rather listen to Kick” Donald Trump hails Operation Midnight Pounding a huge success: "I blew holes in Iran so deep those guys'll never forget me!" From The Masters' Menu to the Avignon Papacy, we got you covered!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (Pete Hegseth delayed by Pentagon Vindaloo)Say hi to us by email at: [email protected] be heard everywhere from Pyongyang to Chungcheong with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected] produced, compiled and mixed by Junior Video designed, compiled and edited by the Guantanamo BabeEpisode edited by Honk with intermittent assistance from Chris and Rich Robinson and occasional interference by Stifler’s Mom Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeFor Pope Leo and Harlem Globetrotters vision, go here: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW4BbDJCF11/?igsh=c3N6d2Z6Y2h1OW5r“Balalala Lumumba” proudly performed by King Leo & The Walloons. Don't miss the boys when they finally appear live at The Hague: the wait since 1960 is almost over! Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!Video version of ep is here! https://youtu.be/63_tWTAjsuAIn this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:It’s Iran week 5 and the Distract-O-Meter hits 11 as another Friend of the Show departs!US Attorney-General Pam Bondi is boned to distract from Iran, which was supposed to distract from The Epstein Files, that we admit Our Pam f*cked up monumentally, but it’s hard when the President is guilty as fark!'Pam Bondi: Worse Lawyer or Worse Person?' AG of Hell decides!Pam retorts: “Better to die on your feet than work on your knees! But you’re still the best President since [muffled, unintelligble]” And so much more in another bumper episode of Instant Experts - in which the US wargames how to open thing that was open before and Donald Trump fumbles around trying to find The Strait of Clitorz!:The Dow goes down like BJ Vance at a Cabinet meeting, hitting 46,000 and fallingTrump celebrates Easter, Jesus’ message of sacrifice and love by bombing the sh*t out of some MuzziesDavey the Escape Goat wishes The Lord was his Shepherd instead of “Pedro the Lonely”, after darkPlus, Teresa the co-ed proves Hell is exothermic, the hard way!Then the hits keep coming like the Crowes in the ‘90s, Stones in ‘73:Aussie PM Anthony Albanese addresses the nation but forgets the postcode, envelope, letter and stampDonald Trump addresses his nation, shouting “Person Woman Man Camera TV!” sorry, “Iran Vietnam Afghanistan Covfefe!”US Def Sec Pete Hegseth sacks Chief of The Army for refusing his stupid orders, then sacks his stockbroker for acting on themAnd Wests Tigers beat Jonathan the Giant Tortoise in a thriller!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Geoff Provest MP (Nat, NSW) in mandatory online security course led by Ihaq Duhmquns Aqawntz, IRGC, Tehran)Say hi to us by email at [email protected] be heard everywhere from St Bart’s to Saint Helena with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected] produced, compiled, re-mixed and mastered by JuniorVideo assembled, edited, and designed by the Guantanamo BabeEpisode edited by Honk with assistance from Buffy the Wombat and twins, absolutely no assistance from Telstra who suck c*cksDigital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe. You rock!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!For video version: https://youtu.be/zq89KV6DrIsIt’s Iran week 4 and the end game is clear: peace, war, stalemate or starvation! Meanwhile world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons blow things up while they still can: Iran blows up 17% of 20% of the world’s LNG supplies at Ras Laffan - World discovers LNG is useful the hard way!The US blows up Iran’s power supplies, but only on Truth Social! Trump describes ancient Shamshir sword at his testicles as “very good and productive” Israel blows up Hezbollah in South Lebanon for the first time this week - Neighbours request they keep the noise down a littleWests Tigers blow up their NRL Premiership chances in just 2 weeks! All this and so much more in another bumper episode of the show critics rave is "showcasing the slow death of Western civilisation":Henry Lee uses the Haber-Bosch process to convert methane to ammonia; Trump family uses same process to convert inside information into cash!'Dynasty: Israel''s Linda Evansyahu takes Joan Khollins off her kill list ahead of this week’s peace talks. But only for 48 hrs, biatch!OnlyFans founder dies at age 43, presumably of exhaustion; Polymarket makes shock takeover bid to form OnlyPolyFans (Headquarters: Utah)!Regular listener The Moose leaves Clermont-Ferrand for The Angel, Islington, cos he got 4 houses and a hotel for $250!Robert Mueller dies peacefully, surrounded by family, reassuring them “that muthaf*cka guilty as hell!"And in sport, Starsky & Hutch combine for record partnership at Theo Kojak field - smashing one set by Scarecrow & Mrs King!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (RFK Jr. held up by dead pussy on side of road, attached to dead cat)Say hi to us by email at [email protected] be heard everywhere from Bright (Vic) to Vancouver (Darwin) with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected] produced, compiled, mixed and mastered by Junior Video compiled, designed and edited by the Guantanamo BabeEpisode edited by Honk with intermittent assist from Guantanamo Babe and James Jackson, Sacramento, He/Him, Democratic Socialists of America. Hold your applause, please - it’s triggering!Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe. Thank you!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!Video version is here: https://youtu.be/jbBgLy_TRLMWe celebrate our 50th official episode* with some of our favourite Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons. While we still can!:Show Patron Donald J Trump beats Iran for the third week in a row. But can he beat the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt?DNI-hire Tulsi Gabbard shares her intelligence on Iraq: “I think it’s spelled I-R-A-N, but that’s The President’s decision”Ayatollah-For-Now Whoda Faqizzi gets a shock boob job in Russia. He looks Hot-Az-Faq!And The Honk takes cover in the IE Situation Room to watch the Adult Film Oscars. It’s “Straights, Whores and Moos” by unanimous decision!All this and so much more in another bumper episode of Instant Experts - brought to you by AMPOL. Fill your tank, listeners, for just 3 gold bars and a kidney!:NATO rushes to help clear The Straits of Hormuz - right after Oktoberfest, Guy Fawkes’ Night and NYEJapanese PM conceals hand re Pearl Harbour II - the one with nukes and no Josh HartnettAustralia runs low on petrol, avgas, diesel, Johnny Diesel, and Johnny Diesel and The Injectors. You never miss your water til you’re dry!Sneaky Norway cheekily buys 1.5% of the world - and The Honk!Henry lilos down The Danube into unexpected Northern Territory!Plus Grace Tame announces date for Thich Quang Duc Self-Immolation Title Match - "It all happens October 7. Unless it happens to Jews, then it didn't"In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry LeeScripts may have been written by Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK), but that information is classified. Say hi to us by email at [email protected] be heard everywhere from Bratislava to Belgrade with a voicemail to play on the show, recorded right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected] produced, mixed and mastered by JuniorVideo compiled, edited and designed by Guantanamo BabeEpisode edited by The Honk with intermittent assistance from Guantanamo Babe and 'Fleur' (definitely not part of Iranian regime DEATH TO THE JE-- DAMN IT!!)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe. Eternal Gratitude!*It’s actually 55 episode with best ofs, double eps and our mini-ep excuses for not recording, but who's counting, except The Honk, obsessively? (Answer: Henry)Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!Video version is here!: https://youtu.be/b6XbBM3WgugIn our latest tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:It’s week 2 of the AFL, the NRL and the big clash between IRAN and USA!Will America’s league-leading offence beat Iran’s league-leading defence? We mine the Straits of Hormuz to find out!Will Ukraine’s expertise repelling Russian drones made by Iran funded by America help America repel Iranian drones funded by Russia? And will the new new Ayatollah survive to hear next week’s Episode 50 Golden Jubilee? We talk to the “People’s Tyrant”, Supreme Leader Whoda Faqizzi!All this and so much more in another bumper episode of Instant Experts, hailed by critics as "more confused about world affairs than ever"!  Kristi Noem says an emotional goodbye to public office: “I just wish I could have shot more people! Ex Aussie PM ScoMo brings his marketing expertise to Iran at last - Inbound missile tourism has never been higher!The Iran Women’s Football team gets it all wrong in the Asian Cup, losing all 3 matches BEFORE staging a trial game between Defectors and Non-Defectors. Defectors win 6-5 in a thriller!And Wests Tigers prepare for Round 1 with a thumping win over Tottenham Hotspur!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Andrew Tate held up in Dubai (by his balls in solitary)) Reaching all corners of the world INCLUDING the Paris of the North, D-D-D-D-D-A-R-W-I-N!Say hi to us by email at [email protected] be heard everywhere - including on 0300 conference calls with Boston - with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au  All complaints to [email protected] produced and mixed by Junior Video design & compile by Guantanamo BabeEpisode edited by The Honk with assistance from Guantanamo Babe and Pat the Chatty Irish Robot Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe. God bless you!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!To watch the video version on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Vxx9PQP2LqYIn this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons:After 249 gruelling days of no-one bombing the sh*t out of each other, Israel, Iran and The US are ready for MIDDLE EAST ELIMINATION CHAMBER - the WWE/WW3 co-production everyone's talking about!It’s Mania in Mesopotamia as the Tigris and Euphrates square off at last! Who’s the greatest river of them all? Shatt Al-Arab reports! Can *anyone* beat Donald “The Predator” Trump and his signature move - The MASSIVE DUMP from on high?Will Honk’s minesweeper get him safely to his deal of a lifetime at the Taj Dubai - Or will a big hostile torpedo penetrate The Dire Straits of Hormuz / Epstein?All this & more in another bumper episode of 'Instant Experts', hailed by critics as "more out of their depth than ever!":We share our fascinating insights into the shitshow in Iran! Or is it just a fracas? An imbroglio? One thing fo’ sho’. It ain’t no wo’! Not for another 59 days anyway!US Defence Sec Pete Hegseth gets bombed at Davo’s, while the Sri Lankan First VIII rows out to rescue the 32 survivors of the Iranian ship he just wasted! Newly ex-Homeland Security Sec Kristi Noem deports radio's Jackie O to El Salvador (and shoots her dog) while Kristi and Kyle Sandilands contemplate career next steps. Have they tried LinkedIn4 F*ckwits.com?Israel says CU Next Thursday to Hezbollah! Except since their Sabbath is Friday, they're 2 days ahead. So CU Next Tuesday. But you get the idea!Melania hosts the UN Security Council for the first time. Official doco “Fisted by First Lady!” a huge hit online! Plus Canada PM Mark Carney brings sexy back. So much trade! So many routes! Bi-lateral relations go deep!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee**Just two middle-aged halfwits, witteringSay hi to us by email at [email protected] be heard everywhere - including by the many progeny of Ashby-de-la-Zouch - with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page!: www.instantexperts.com.au  All complaints to [email protected] produced and mixed by JuniorEpisode edited by The Honk, with intermittent assistance from the Guantanamo Babe and Abull Sheyeet, Islamic Iran Information Centre (Non-Murder of Own Population Div.) All scripts wrongly attributed by The Honk to Stevie WonderDigital design + social media by Guantanamo Babe. Bless you!Kyle Sandilands' 'All Muzzis Iz C*ntzs' out now only on Reddit!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!Video version of episode here!: https://youtu.be/G3d7tFVI5NcIt’s State of the Union time and the Crooks, F***wits and Morons are winning more than ever!United States Supreme Court rules President Trump’s 15% tariff on IQ Tests illegal! He’s stuck on 85 - or was that 58? - and needs urgent tuition from WhatsApp maths guru Henry Li!Honk and Henry wade through more Epstein Files only to find key interviews with Trump accuser missing! If that’s not exoneration, we don’t know what is. Assuming 'exoneration' means GUILTY AS HELL!Industrial terrorists The Construction Forestry Mining and Energy Union join forces with The Crooks F***wits and Morons Union to form c*nty supergroup The CCFFMMEUU! VicGov chips in $15b saying “it was supposed to be $10b but it’s time-and-half”US Dept of Justice gags Epstein victims but loses shock legal battle with Georgia the Gentoo Penguin! Says Georgia: “My Island will be Heard!"And in sport, the US Men’s Ice Hockey Team celebrates gold with ceremonial punching out of teeth, then goes down on Trump like Pam B under a lectern!All this and so much more in another bumper episode of the show critics say is  "inexplicably still being made":Jez from Ouagadougou risks everything for love - the love of a Big Turk called Cockburn!Honk pulls the US Constitution out of his daks - or was it his arse? - and STILL understands it better than The President!Referral queen 'Di from Bondi' proves herself a far superior human to Pam from Bondi - mind you that's not hard!Kings Charles I, II, III contemplate their collective ill fortune. Forget “Divorced, beheaded, died” - try “Beheaded, poisoned, brother to a child molester!”Honk’s Tourette’s, Klan Membership kick in again mid-episode. Henry feels sorry for the ***** ******* ****!And Winter Olympics champ Eileen Gu splits the atom with thanks to Tencent, Alibaba and New York Fashion Week!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee**Just two middle-aged white guys killing you softly with our drivel. (Vale Roberta Flack) Say hi to us by email at: [email protected] be heard everywhere including numerous regions of Romania, with a voicemail to play on the show, done right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au  All complaints to: [email protected] produced, mixed and compiled by Junior Episode edited by DoJ staffer who left one of the interviews with Trump’s accuser in the files, with intermittent assistance from The Guantanamo Babe and The HonkDigital design & social media by The Guantanamo Babe. Legend!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!It’s the FIRST EVER VIDEO EDITION OF INSTANT EXPERTS! And like us, more Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons have revealed themselves!Ex-Prince Andrew swaps underage girls for well-endowed cellmates! Now we know why it’s called “His Majesty’s Prison”!President Gerald Ford makes a shock return to US foreign policy! Watch out Iran - there’s nothing more dangerous than a dead man with guns!The Epstein Files end more careers. Including that of The DoJ’s Chief Redacter, who XXXXX Trump XXXXX Bondi XXXXX paedophiles!And, like the Winter Olympics, the Aussie Liberal Party runs out of condoms. Cos it’s completely f*cked!All this and more in another bumper episode critics are calling "Really? That's what they look like? Good lord":The Aussie T20 World Cup cricket team loses to Andorra, Liechtenstein and San Marino - we preview their must-win clash against Vatican City!Norwegian sports legend Johannes Høsflot Klæbo skis into history, winning The Romp In The Snow 12-1 over Canada’s plucky Wild Beavers!  The footage was quite something, but sadly our correspondent was too drunk to report!Aussie bank Westpac kidnaps the late Mother Teresa as collateral for $3 loan to her orphanage - “Rules are rules and dead nuns are a credit risk!” Louisiana legend Rutledge Deas IV challenges President Trump to world’s first “Dump Off” - ahead of heavyweight clash, Trump calls his Big Mac-fuelled preparation “very strong”And The Rev Jesse Jackson sings his last number - the timeless classic “Sorry About the Illegitimate Child, Darling, Please Focus on My Overall Career”In the comedy show with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee* *Just two middle-aged white guys, with a podcast, sitting in front of a camera, asking you to listenSay hi to us by email at [email protected] be heard everywhere (except Darwin!), with a voicemail to play on the show, recorded right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected], mixed and compiled by JuniorEdited by The Flying Scotsman, with intermittent assist by The Honk and also Epstein's super close friend XXXXXDigital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe. Thank you!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!It’s Season 2 of Instant Experts and, like us, the Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons have gone next-level:Trump successfully takes over Venezuela - a mysterious land of high-quality coke and low-quality oil!Trump unsuccessfully takes over Greenland and Minnesota - mysterious lands of fire, ICE and getting shot in the face! Canada PM Mark Carney dumps Trump; In Aussie politics, The Nats dump The Libs; Trump dumps Norwegian PM Orm Bjorn Ulfurhydrodin; and hot Norwegian WAG dumps love rat biathlete Thorbjorn Sinjonsinjonssonssonson - you shot your last shot, vennen min!All this and so much more in our bumper comeback special:US AG Pam Bondi takes a break from drinking the blood of small children to protect the 1400 rich guys in The Epstein Files r*ping themSeriously, the new batch of The Epstein Files is F*CKED UP. And half are still redacted! The Honk does a deep dive, then pukes into a very large bucketWashed up WWE star Bad Bunny tries his hand at music instead. Get real amigo! You've got a better chance of winning the Super BowlMeanwhile at TPUSA Circle Jerk LX, Kid Rock lip synchs his smash hit 'Balls In Your Mouth' - with Trump’s balls in *his* mouth! Let’s hope the Presidential Diaper was clean!And in long overdue good news, a 13yo Aussie hero swims 4 hours through shark-infested waters to save his Mum. What a champion! Celebrate with Guns 'n'  Roses 'Sweet Child O' Mine' like you never heard it except in hellIn the comedy podcast with all the latest news explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee. We’re tanned, rested and on parole! Say hi to us by email at [email protected] be heard around the world with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au Maybe you’ll become famous in Darwin!All complaints to [email protected], mixed and compiled by Junior Episode edited by Delcy Rodriguez, with intermittent assistance from The Honk* *Once again, Maria Machado not invited. But Honk appreciated the medal. Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeGood luck Jake Paul in his upcoming James Van Der Beek fight!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Stupid F***ing Terrorist C**ts murder 15 people at Bondi Beach.Aussie leaders experience brain, backbone shortage. It’s an Islamic Terrorism problem, stupid!Henry stands up to 'Stand Up To Hate' campaign by hating f***ing terrorist c**ts. Standing up.Did we mention Australia has an Islamist Terrorism problem? Sorry Allegra, we do. Because they’re f***wits who want to kill Jews and destroy western civilisation.  C**ts.Albo, please re-read Items 1-4. Repeatedly. All this and a tiny little bit more:The Honk shares his Short History of The Lubavitch: “It was fine. Then they killed us. Then we came back. Then they killed more of us. BUT, MUTHAFUCKAS, WE WILL NOT DIE!!!” - Get your copy of “Suck On That Haters” for Chanukah or Christmas. Out now in all good Shuls and Bookstores!Henry explains the difference between Prejudice and Postjudice. 15 DEAD BODIES!!! F***ing Terrorist C**ts!! Hercules tells Sophocles he wishes he had the Testi-cles of Boris & Sofia Gurman, Ahmed Al Ahmed, Gefen Bitton and Reuven Morrison. Heroes all!We thank our listeners through the year. Individually. Doesn’t take long.Except we were heard in 654 locations in 88 countries! So there! Suck on that Haters II! And thank you all sincerely. Really!! Plus, a short review of the year. Basically Trump’s a c**t, the Wests Tigers are sh*t, and Darwin is a tongueless tasteless hellhole with no redeeming features. Until it finally sends us a listener! In which case it’s the real outback, the beating heart of Australia, the gateway to the North, our entry point to the Asian Century and we bloody love the place!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee! (Sajid Akram stuck in 'paradise'*^ rimming Nick Fuentes' sh*tstained a**hole for all eternity)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints c/o Bubba The Well-Endowed Cellmate at: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorEpisode edited by The Rebbe (z"l) with assistance from The HonkDigital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:The Honk returns from London, needs 10 days to recover!: "One was tired!" US Def Sec Pete Hegseth shoots two defenceless feet dead in open ocean: “I thought my legs were armed, your Honour!”ICE rounds up more Black Admirals, Generals: "Zey Ver Owr Orderz!"World's worst team Wests Tigers finds 50 more ways to lose their fans, matches, lovers Plus so much more from the worst week ever (until Sun Dec 14, Bondi Beach):'Instant Experts' huge in Dagestan - Thanks to listener Donitrumpinov Magamoronov!FIFA awards inaugural “Bunga Bunga Prize In Memory Jeffrey Epstein” to Donald J Trump, Esq - Congratulations Mr President! (of FIFA)Sen. Mark Kelly wears his 2487 combat medals in wrong order, Pete Hegseth arrays his 2 medals right! Who's the war hero now? (Still Mark Kelly) Actually wait a second, is “Cheating” better than “Stealing”? Where’s my “Drinking” Medal? Did it come off in the fight? I don’t remember too much about last night, Officer, to be honest with you...Marco Rubio declares war on woke fonts Calibri, Arial, Galadriel - “If you can read it, I don’t want it!" All correspondence must now be in 'Fuhrer' on pure white paper in pure white inkCongress worries US drug boat attacks breach international law - Donald Trump Jr. worries US drug boat attacks really f*ck next weekend in MoscowHenry hits Mead Tent at Royal Melbourne - "Rory McIroy can't drink for shit!"Honk narrowly misses Wests Tigers Chairmanship - Power panel Dumbo the Elephant, Bozo the Clown felt King Wizard the Lizard Gizzard offered more New Epstein Files release reveal super cool Spotify Wrap Listening Age of 9!  And in our first ever Instant Experts 'Brainteaser' - There are exactly 27 C*nts in this week's episode. Can you find them all? Grab a King & Wood summer clerk for help. CCP's good at this stuff! (Hint: start in 'C*nt of the Week'. Too many to mention but heaps of regulars like Donald, ICE, and Diddy; Jeffrey coming soon!)In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee! (Arnie the Dog STILL a regretful apology. Owner recovering from ex-gf's impro dick surgery) Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional Editing by The Honk. Ably assisted by 54 hrs of Warren Zevon, Briny CocaineDigital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe'Keith' by Playlunch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PTvxw4fc9M&feature=youtu.beWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Mark Epstein: Trump never blew Clinton - "Certainly not Bill anyway".Epstein discharge petition scrapes through House 218-217, but Transparency Bill 427-1. Who the fuck votes Yes AND No, people?!!!US Def Sec Pete Hegseth defends new 'OPERATION GAYLORD': "It's the first name of the great Major Boner of Fort Dick's, you ignoramuses! He was a hard man!!”Mark Epstein clarifies: Trump never blew *any* Clinton - "Bottomed for one or both of 'em maybe, but that's it." And in sport, Ireland and Scotland qualify for World Cups in football, drinking and hysterical screaming of gibberish! SLAINTE!Plus, from the week Epstein victims are calling 'comparatively delightful':Saudis at White House State Dinner sneak steak home in tiny piecesMrs Khashoggi accidentally kills Prince Mohammed Bin Salman, Trump driving monster truck into Oval Office - "Hey, things happen!" "Profoundly misled" Robert Towne demands "Chinatown" Oscar back from Townsville City Council. Council: “Things happen!”Jersey gets a Guernsey for income not EarnesySwiss gift Trump gold ingot, Rolex; decline kind offer of suckjobTariffs magically reduce and increase US trade deficit, AND  increase and reduce food prices*. (*also Voted Yes, No on Epstein bill)Diplomatic spat sees US Treas. Sec Scott Bessent blame Mexican cows for high beef prices. Mexican cows blame high Scott Bessent!The Ashes are underway and we have 2 Adelaide Test tix to give away, except you have to pay face value and collect in a black Suzuki Vitara.And so much more! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee! (Arnie The Dog a regretful No).Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by Junior Incoherent Remix by South Australian Senior of the Year Hosting C*ntsDigital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeNo-one at Instant Experts is or has ever been a meteorologistMark Epstein reclarifies: "Clintons defs doubleteamed Trump hard but 100% no BJ"  Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Epstein Files release vote goes to Congress: “It’ll be the first bill we’ve read in years!”Trump prepares Epstein defence: “I asked for 18 but Jeff gave me 20% off!”2020 Stolen Election hoaxsters are pardoned: “We just can’t fucking count, ok?”President Thomas Jefferson strongly denies slave mistress/kids slur in brave new memoir “Brown Sugar (How Come You Taste So Good?)”Plus, Democrats enlist Survivor legend Richard Hatch to run against Trump: “We need a man we can trust!”All this and so much more from the worst week ever til next Monday:David Attenborough survives Henry’s murder attempt - “This, viewers, is the all-Australian Idiot...”BBC settles Trump lawsuit by seconding Barcelona listener “Manuel” to White House - We smell a rat!Trump Wine selling like crazy at Coast Guard chandlery - “We get 50 nautical miles to the gallon!”French star Beau Jolais releases 2025 Thanksgiving porno "Top Notes of Cherry” Lily Allen new album surprise hit with middle aged married guys who “just want to change it up a bit”. Except David Harbour!Lawyer Sidney Powell alleges 'clear vote fraud' by jury in trial of new client Jonathan Braun - "drug-dealing, wife-bashing, kid-pushing, synagogue-fighting and nanny-jizzing do not make him a criminal!"WWE's John Cena fights Big Oil, Big Tobacco, Corruption that goes all the way to the top, to finally win Double Bay 40-49yo Contract Bridge cup (partnered w Consultant Emeritus “The Edgecliff Hammer” Dr Maltz)Bollywood superstar Amit Khan battles KISS stickman Eric Carr to be Undisputed AI Intercuntinental Champion! On world-class undercard, noted sexism victim Megyn Kelly gives more than she gotAND, Eva loses “World’s Worst Braun” title to secret grandson Jonathan - On the upside he’ll spend the next 27 months in a bunkerIn the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (Rudy Giuliani at Hilton International...squash courts, SA)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], edited and compiled by Junior Additional editing by The Honk, ably assisted by Sergeant Himmler, NSW Police Jewish Community Liaison, Buchenwald Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeAll episodes of Instant Experts proudly mixed at The Resolute Desk, when not being used as a pool tableWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Not Since O.J.!: Trump hit by legal shit sandwich as DC Sando-Terrorist walks free in shock loss of Trial of the Millenium - But if the sub don’t hit, you must acquit!How Could NY Elect a 34yo Who Never Molested, Defrauded Anyone?!: Patience, people!Trump ices trade deal with China: “How you like that one, Soy Boy?!”Hardman Xi : “Frankly Don, I thought it'd be bigger!Oasis Cowers At The Tower!: The Towering Majesty of Warren Zevon that is!, as Kid Rock releases original new hit, “Wonderwalls of London”Also from the worst week since... actually they're all pretty f*cked atm:Kash Patel’s PJ BJ as he slides into Nashville for All-American booty call - Taxpayers’ dollars finally getting some action from Trump regime!Grieving widow Erika Kirk opens up to VP BJ Vance at conservative fundraiser “Anal for America” - Couch was not amusedUsha Vance has candle in window hoping Erik the Viking dips his wick - Too long the Second Lady has had an icy waistland!Jake from Woodlands brings knife to gunfight, Joy Division Tshirt to Britpop concert!Lady Rebecca declines Acting Chief Justice offer of footlong Hoagie in favour of 6 inch sub with great diction!Doobie Brothers' Michael McDonald responds to Instant Experts' diss of NPR Tiny Desk 'Takin' It To The Streets' performance - "Who??"  Amit Khan to make acting return in Bollywood epic “George W’s Bush” - '12th Man' star Aril Mardarfarkar to play Dick Cheney as 84 y.o. child Henry barely survives '93 Melbourne Cup as Honk misses '25 entirely - And yes there’s a woman to blame!Far Right Nick Fuentes En Fuego in new seg 'Amit Khan of the Week' - Fear not ladies, he was begging for it!Ronald Reagan's corpse declines Treasury Sec Scott Bessent tariff street fight citing pre-agreed Ayahuasca weekend with Henry LeeAndrew Cuomo political aspirations focussed on Hornbag County, VALily Allen ex- David Harbour campaign for Prince Andrew County, VA to focus on 'needs of women and youth' - "I'll take on all comers"Family of late Vice President Dick Cheney requests that in lieu of flowers all mourners shoot best friend in face with buckshot at close range In the comedy podcast with all the  latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee! (Tucker Carlson still stuck in Nuremberg, 1938) Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by Junior Additional Editing by The Honk. Except in daylight hoursDigital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeConfidentiel! Le nouveau password du Musee du Louvre c'est: la vieAmit Khan appears courtesy of Yueet Maiarz, Phil McCavity ManagementWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons:Australia unleashes world’s smallest controversy as PM backs morbid New Wave over Punk, Glam & anthemic Britpop. No Oasis tix for you sir!Trump admits White House rebuild fail: "Movers lost The Epstein Files!"Lily Allen follow up album "David You're Still a C*nt" out next week!; andOn the Barrier Reef, like in the Marines, no-one gets left behind. Except the sick, the weak and the old! Suck it, Grandma!Also from the week that made Sussan Ley grateful to lead the Liberal Party:Trump pardons Binance CEO Electron McBribeface for 5 billion cryptocoins, a Big Mac and a handjob from PutinOntario trolls Trump by re-animating Reagan: catch his new pic “Knut Rockne, All-Canadian!”Human Jockstrap Pete Hegseth defends killing randos at sea: “I may be a fuckwit, alcoholic and cheat but I prefer to be known as a murderer”House Speaker Mike 'Throbbin' Johnson rules out Trump 3rd term, Congress ever returning to workFBI Director Kash Patel gets laid in Nashville - “That booty so good I couldn’t see crooked!”Virginia 6yo shoots his shot. With a gun. At his teacher. US gun laws just so reasonable!US soybean sales sprout to all-time gweilo hi-lo, 12 out of 10 Xi-by baby! (Translation: zero)Sybil hangs up on Basil for the last time. We place tribute Cup bet on Farty Towels!Lily Allen further new album “They're David's Buttplugs Everyone!” out on c*nt’s birthdayRe-elected 92yo Cameroon President thanks "supporters who’ve been there since the very beginning" and are all now ghostsBrisbane High HSC students order Caesar salad, get Augustus Gloop. Or was that Orange Julius? Alexander the Grape?!And in Instant Experts love news: it’s outta the frying pan into the fire as Melbourne Melissa takes the love from hot tub to hot tent!While the rain in Spain falls mainly on the Acting Chief Justice: as elite equestrienne Lady Rebecca of Centennial Park spurns his advances! Doth she protest too much? Stay tuned for more (un)dressage! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (Donald Trump Jr helping Navy find disgusting narco-terrorist Julz 'Da Goood Shiz' Gomez’s missing cokesub)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show right from our homepage: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled, edited by Junior Add. editing: Headcount guy, Coral Expeditions Titles edited by King Charles III while on a rollWhite noise by Sir James DysonJam ya dunny with monster turds? Call Andrew Mountbatten Windsor now!Digital design/social media: Guantanamo Babehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-white-house/Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Mr Albo goes to Washington!: “Nice place, but who's the old coot in The White House?”The AUKUS alliance lives!: Aussie cat burglars secretly rob The Louvre to fund new old US subs. Picked up a few grouse sketches as well!Trump flip-flops on Ukraine AGAIN: “I dunno. Vlod, Vlad, it’s all so confusing!”; and “WWE Rare Earth” superstars Neodymium, Dysprosium, Terbium, Samarium dig deep in unmissable tag-team action!Plus so much more of the worst week ever 'til next week:Sen. Elizabeth Warren verbal stumble - "I meant to say 'President C**t', and promise to call him that every day for the rest of his life".Trump defends poo-on-protestors AI video as true event - "I was flying in hour-old 'Huggies', the fuselage just couldn't hold it all so...!"Listener Acting Chief Justice seeks Lady Rebecca “elocution lessons” in his chambers - Objection Your Honour!Prince Andrew thrilled with all the refs in Giuffre book index - 'I'm famous agai-- I mean, I never met this girl OR f*cked Epstein!!"US Navy escalates attacks on fishermen, stockphotos, guys called JuanTrump demands $230m from Trump Administration - Pam Bondi talks him down to $3bn and a BJ. The Art of the Deal!Heggo's Howitzer rains shrapnel on Californians - "I thought we'd hit more of 'em, honestly!”White House loses East Wing before DA even goes to Council - "That's why Tom Homan needed cash in a bag!"Amazon Web Services engineer leaves hot tub to cure world hunger, deliver world peace, restore OnlyFans download speeds to “Frantic”French unveil new Louvre security plan - "Hey where did it go?!"Hakeem Jeffries assassin's lawyer - 'My client meant any ol' n*****!'And in C**t of The Week: the Republican clash we’ve been waiting for - Fraudulent Criminal vs Actual Nazi!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Kevin Rudd doing numbers for Trump leadership tilt: "With Julia's backing? I can't lose!")Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by Junior Additional editing by guy who tweaked George Santos' CVWhite House edited by PLO Demolitions of DC (Inc.): "West Wing, East Wing, Middle East Wing, we knock down 'em all f*cking!" (can yooz do cash mate?)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeFor more Valentina Gomez (including all the weapons!):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31SOXo2QlI&feature=youtu.beor https://www.instagram.com/p/DQAwpicgNBf/?igsh=MTZlemZkZmo3aGdmeQ==Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Did Trump do good in Gaza? And if so, was it deliberate? The Honk & Henry Lee analyse Israel / Palestine - incorrectly!When a bee falls in the forest, is it agony or ecstasy? The Aussie Senate reports!Henry Lee in Bali! - ICE notified, Torpedos for 'Drug Boats' diverted his wayAnd in sport, The Honk onscreen at WWE Crown Jewel! Can he escape champ Stephanie Vaquer's thighs? What if he doesn't want to?Also in this week's ep of Australia's 8th worst comedy podcast*: Trump has his bi-monthly annual medical. Diagnosis: c*nt!RFK Jr links circumcision to autism - We link circumcision to RFK Jr! For he is a total c*ckhead...Trump forgets who was President on Jan 6 - But when he finds out...! MIT’s radical leftist emphasis on IQ in breach of Trump affirmative action support for total f*cking idiots.C*nt of The Week hotly contested! - Will it be ICE, ICE, Linda McMahon, some guy pissing on The Vatican, or Prince Andrew for being a totally evil massively lying bee-jizz-gargling paedo? You'll never guess! Instant Experts huge in Nepal - With Everest conquered is Darwin next? Lady Rebecca, lately of Centennial Park, goes deep undercover in Portland - And survives! (posing as pickle-flavoured quadruple IPA)DefSec Pete Hegseth texts all US media new Pentagon press rules, then this hot chick new vid of him jerking it to-- OMFG NOT AGAIN!!!!!Republican Gubernatorial hopeful a no on trans kids, a maybe on monster BBCs in regional airport car park.       And so much more! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Prince Andrew, no recollection of meeting either, much less offering anyone a [REDACTED]).Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected]  - note: replies may be delayedProduced, mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional Editing by guy forced to delete all bowel incontinence refs from Trump weekly annual medical reports, Walter Reed Medical, Bethesda, MDDigital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeDiane Keaton appears courtesy of God*as voted by @notatrollbutalsotaylorswiftsucksnowWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:WTF?! Trump says Middle East at peace but the Midwest a Warzone!Pam Bondi treats the Constitution like Kristi Noem treats dogs - with a bullet in the brain!US Government shutdown continues! - Except for steroid-addled Masked Childcatchers keeping the streets safe from priests, fry cooks and gardenersAnd in sport, Brisbane Broncos beat the cast of Rent in a thriller! - Wests Tigers sacks Rent director immediatelyAnd so much more of the week critics call "worse than Life Of A Showgirl!":House Speaker Mike “Throbbin’” Johnson throbs through another week without release - of The Epstein Files.Every single Kent resident tunes to Instant Experts - Thanks K*nts for listening!So does Darren in Melbourne from the hot tub - "Melissa don’t know what she’s missing!"Henry defends his missionary zeal for AOC - “I only watch her for the articles!”Trump hits back at dementia claims - “Rainbow! Diapers! I Am The Greatest!”Trump spiritual advisor shocked by jail time for abusing underage girls: “I thought it was official White House policy!”US-China soybean trade up 100% in September - From zero to nil with f*ck-all somewhere in the middle William 'The Refrigerator' Perry: Footballer or Wrestler? - "At least I ain't no cracka-ass ICE Nazi muthaf**ka!"Honk reviews Taylor Swift’s new album - “It’s no Instant Experts that’s for sure”Honk also reviews Guns’n’Roses back catalogue - “All their great songs suck. Everyone’s wrong but me!” [Ed.: what we have here is failure to communicate]Plus it's Donald Trump v Donald Trump for 'C*nt Of The Week!' - Exactly how big a c*nt can one c*nt be?In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Kash Patel trapped in giant douche canoe).Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled, engineered and edited by Junior Additional editing by guy from White House who crossed out all Pam's answers to Senate Judiciary Committee and replaced with "Eat my sh*tstained ***hole!"Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe.Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:DefSec Hegseth cracks down!A Gubernatorial candidate steps down!Hamas might back down!As The Honk preps for WWE's Perth smackdown!Also in this week's Ep of Australia’s 47th favourite comedy podcast:Cheating drunk Pete Hegseth gives professionalism lecture to 800 officers who outrank himHegseth's draftdodging paedo boss stunned same 800 officers don't like him Jiz Lee, Jizz Fashion fight for the heart, pants and cheese of Wisconsin!Our inaugural “C**t of the Week” is hotly contested. Will it be the C**t or the F***ing C**t who wins it? Only Sh*t C**ts need apply!NRL Grand Final pits Melbourne v Brisbane in Sydney. Darwin a no show as usualAnd in our WWE Crown Jewel Perth exclusiv [sorry word limit exceeded]In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Bill Barrien delayed by urgent meeting in train station bathroom)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], engineered, mixed, compiled and edited by Junior. Unwanted comic timing tweaks proudly provided by Zoom, Aussie Wifi.Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe. Closely guarded by Pete HegsethWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:    1.    Trump links Tylenol to autism - Doctors link RFK Jr to aneurism    2.    Trump assures all United Nations: “ICE has a jailcell for every Wetback here!”    3.    Border Czar Tom Homan rounds up $50,000 and detains it in his pocket    4.    And, Henry enjoys The Middle Age Payrise for one glorious minutePlus so much more of the worst week ever 'til whatever the f*ck next week is: Trump finally reads the brief on Ukraine - “Wait, they’re the good guys?”Medicaid Chief Dr Oz gets lucky as Medicaid funds his Leucovorin business - “It’s just good policy, ok?”UN escalator won't go up for Melania, won't go down for Donald - Neatly captures their marriageEx-FBI boss James Comey charged by Trump stooge Lindsay Halligan in her first ever criminal case - "Hey, I am just a pretty face!”Trump: 'Taliban ceding Bagram Airbase' - Misreads offer to 'blow him up first'Hamas celebrates Aussie support for Palestine state by executing first three Palestine citizens Cambodia peace offer to Armenia - “We don't even want Aberbaijan!”Optus CEO was gonna be fired but call wouldn't connect - Board: "Even 000 couldn't help and we were on with them for hours!"Qatar airstrike finally turns Gulf States off recognising Israel - Bibi Netanyahu: "Just say it - it's cause I'm Jewish"More Honk tips for mega sports weekend - "If Rory McIlroy's not in Brisbane Bongos' starting lineup, that Bledisloe bloke needs to go to Specsavers!"  In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee* (Jimmy Kimmel called back to higher things).Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by Junior. Additional editing by: Medical Evidence Unit*, US Dept Health & Human Services. (*on open-ended leave, available for podcasts, also weddings, catering)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe. *Henry Lee - Please contact Oxford University Finance Department. Your son's first three years' study, college, meals, 'not being English' fees are all overdue and accruing 100% daily compound interest at worst AUD to GBP exchange rate we think of without losing bowel control when we email. Thankyou.Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:President congratulates Jimmy Kimmel on 22 hit years - "Guards, seize him!!"FBI Boss Kash Patel can't find own arse - "Right after I got it handed to me by Congress, too!"Robert Redford's passing met with outpour of grief, fluids - "Gee his acting hit my spot!" says every woman born between 1935 and 2007Plus more of the worst week in world history since last week: FBI cyber expert William Shakespeare certain Kirk assassin to lover texts not fabricated by old Mormon c*nts - "Yae verily ist that howe doth the ex-MAGA / Groyper / pro-trans kids of twenty and two speaketh they to thineother in the not yet extant state of Utah some 512 years of our Lord, hence...eth"King Charles laughs off Trump's Windsor Castle State Dinner speech - "It was nothing compared to the smell!”Prince Andrew resumes royal duties as surprise Jimmy Kimmel replacement - "Like on Epstein Island, I just told myself 'you deserve this job'"   Trump defends deadly strike on Venezuelan boat that projected Epstein film on Windsor Castle - “Don Jr. confirms it was full of coke. Was,”Charlie Kirk bears no grudge for President missing Kennedy Center vigil - "If he could fix the aircon down here in heaven, though, that would be great"Instant Experts lawyers exploring if First Amendment covers Australian podcasters hoping one day for re-admission to United States - it’s not looking goodWashington D.C. film critics savage 'Dude, Where’s My Brendan Carr?" - "An FCC Chairman likes rimming a President. Did we need four hours of it?"“Nyet, Nyet, Nyet!” Over pierogis in Bolshoi Ballet private box St Petersburg, conservative podcaster Benny Johnson furiously denies Russian agent allegations Falkirk Wheel US expansion plans - "We'll lift Fountains of Wayne 24m higher!"Parsippany NJ listeners upset by Mob joke ask to meet Honk off Route 73Princess Katherine offers US Senate "extremely new Epstein Files evidence"Eric Trump: Donald is not an absent dad - "Barron met him and says he's nice"ANZ unrepentant after $240M fine - "Would it kill one of these corpses to answer an email??"In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Jimmy Fallon/Seth Meyers ICE Troops Benefit Show running very long)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected] (or ask for the Jalapeño Wizard)Windsor Castle Epstein/Trump Film defs not here: https://youtu.be/cEeSC7hxClQ?si=UwQHGOsapsOxHcamProduced, mixed, compiled, edited by Junior.  Additional editing by Special Agent Paul Lygamy, FBI Evidence Unit, Salt Lake City - Who are those guys?Digital design and social media: Guantanamo Babe, Australia - That’s her big ideaWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Stroke victim, stroke lover Donald J Trump denies signing Epstein Birthday Book - “It must've been the Autopen!”Charlie Kirk shot dead in Utah - Second Amendment 1, First Amendment 0Russia downplays sending drones into Poland - "When have we EVER invaded Poland, apart from 981, 1013, 1017, 1018, 1022, 1030-31, 1065-69, 1076-77, 1092, 1120-1125, 1142-3, 1163, 1182-83, 1192, 1507-8, 1512-1522, 1534-1537, 1561-1570, 1577-1582, 1605, 1606, 1607-09, 1609-18, 1632-1634, 1654-1667, May-July 1792, March-November 1794, 1806-7, June-Dec 1812, 1812-1814, 1830-31, 1863-1864 or 1865, 1905-1907, 1918 (or 1919)-1921, and September-October 1939??”Plus, ICE busts Korea smuggling $7.6b worth of investment into America! - “EVs are for eunuchs, Park Kim-ssi!”All this and so much more of the hellscape (aka week) that's been: House Speaker Mike “Throbbin’” Johnson plans one last score - But is it one BJ too far?US farmers cop the Chinese Triple Squeeze - Right in the Soybeans! Slaves, make them stop! Please!!What is it with Qatar and planes? - This time Israel pays a visit and it’s Hamas in the exit row. But Don’t Look Back In Anger, folks, Bibi’s Middle East tour is a sellout!US jobs report a disaster! - Even handjobs are down! Will Trump re-open Epstein Island to assist?Pete Hegseth renames Department of Defense yet again - "Department of Day Drinking is proper manly!"Bill Clinton disputes key details of alleged Trump undercover paedo recruitment - "I called him Don, not ‘Donald’”US K-12 Violence Report or US K-12 Shooting Database? - THE key issue in the dead American schoolkids crisis FINALLY resolved!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Hercules meant to help with the labour but won’t work with Cretans) Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected] Or on weekends to [email protected], mixed, compiled, edited by Junior - with extra huge thanks this week!Financial advice courtesy, Leon Black. Just don’t invest in his reputation - it’s goneAdditional editing on 'Nobody Trumps it Better' by Donald J TrumpAlso produced, arranged, performed, engineered, mixed, recorded, supervised by Donald J TrumpMusic & Lyrics by Donald J Trump (limited thanks: M Hamlisch, C Bayer Sager)No thanks to Carly Simon who turned me down in 1978 her career is a total disaster in the toilet now anyway I'd never have her play any of my hotelsDigital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeInstant Experts legal counsel by Alan Dershowitz (behind Pierogi stand, Martha's Vineyard, Sundays 11-3pm)The End of "The Spy Who Sucks Me" - but Donald Trump will return in "Moonr*per"Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Chairman Dan defends Beijing trip - “It’s in the national interest! Of China"Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene tries flattery to get Files released - "Every American wants to read your biography, Mr President" Trump scotches rumours - "I'm only dead on the inside"And in sport Henry magically halves winnings at Morning Star Hotel!Plus so much more of the week's hellscape: Ex NSW Premier Bob Carr defends own China visit - "It's not like I'm marching for Palestine next to some Hezbollah c*nt! (that's next week)"Azerbaijan/Armenia deny cheating with China - "Full 'Girlfriend Experience' is cash upfront. Til then we got d**tators to suck!"Kim Jong-Un renames rogue state 'North By Northwest Korea' - "'Psycho' was too on the nose"Iran protests China trip - "Not even one synagogue to firebomb"Usha Vance dream Inauguration Day if hubby ever steps up - "Open top drive through Dallas then show at Ford Theater"Trump clarifies claim garbage bags out White House window were AI - "AI's the one where we destroy evidence I'm a huge paedo, right?"Rudy Giuliani on Presidential Medal of Freedom - "I'm assured this doesn't foreclose Presidential Medal for Most Handjobs in a Roadside Motel" RFK Jr on antidepressant/school shooting link - "Nothing in my own life experience says guns are America's real problem"Democratic Republic of Congo / Republic of Congo peacetalks fail over which Pres plays Running Bear, Little White Dove in closing talent show - "I hoped music would calm this raging river" says UN's Johnny PrestonBilly Joel dismisses 'Piano Man' gay bar origin story - "'Uptown Girls' was just a nice place to meet a Stranger if you were in a New York State of Mind"Bluey hot dad dog scandal deepens as leaked Files suggest Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell recruited kid dog Bingo from private pound at Mar a LagoHulk Hogan on Instant Experts voicemail - "Whole thing sounds fake and predetermined to me, brother"     Honk on Henry tipping comp fail: “Obviously the Collingwood C*ckpiercings were gonna beat the Adelaide Body Barrels! Next time call an expert!”In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Dan Andrews delayed by snap lockdown. "Just 6 more years, Melb")Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au Complaints: [email protected], mixed, compiled, edited by JuniorAdditional editing by Dyson Hairdryer that set fire to Honk laptopDigital design & Social media by Guantanamo Babe (unless on Venezuela speedboat, arrival time still TBA) Instant Experts Live in North South West East Northamptonshire onsale soon!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Taylor & Travis: So Happy! - Every other longtime BF on earth: so f*cked!Aussie PM boots Iran Ambassador over local terror attacks - 'I knew he was trouble when he walked in!'Anti-Hero Vice Prostate BJ Vance tells Ukraine, Crimea - 'You are never ever getting back together!' Plus, a Cruel Summer for Wests Tigers fans as team bombs finals chances again - 'We remember this all too well!'       And so much more of the week's psychosis (are you ready for it?):Texas Republican Gov Greg Abbott unconcerned new gerrymander creates 10 Dem House Seats - 'I'll drown those voters too!'Texas Attorney-General Ken Paxton not hurt by new Sen John Cornyn Attack Ad - 'It's no King Size Bitch Fist with add-on barbed wire nozzle (sadly)'Travis pre-nup request has Taylor in tears - 'OMG, it's so cute!'Champagne Problems as Henry struggles to pronounce ‘Rheims’ and Agent Tracy corrects him in her third languageTrump fires US Federal Reserve Governor on grounds her mortgage fraud not big enough - 'Next time try Trumpcoin, Shaniqua!'US Center for Disease Control Head fired by RFK Jr forgives his anti-vaxx stance - 'God bless him, there's still no cure for being a c*nt!’Travis/Tay Tay bliss reminds Ghislaine Maxwell of Epstein’s failure to propose - 'Is that all I am to you, Jeffrey? Just a serial child co-rapist?'ANZ Bank forgets to tell staff they’re fired - customers Forgets That ANZ Existed!Aussie mining legend Gerry Mooney wishes Taylor & Travis 'all the f**ken happiness them c*nts deserve an' I'm not talkin' bullsh*t but f**ken reality!'Aus football codes explained! - Rugby League: 15 years, no parole; AFL: 1 year ban, team transfer; Rugby Union: no charge, bang/film drunk girl to celebrate In the comedy podcast with all the latest news explained by idiots - The Honk, Henry Lee and, in a shock debut, Inner West Mooj! - 'Ahhh, Henry…check your Alligator F*ckhouse!'Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mix, compile, edit: Junior (Curly Lewis guys burned down wrong studio)Additional editing by: Social media expert needed URGENTLY to scrub photos of me at ‘Honkys for Palestine’ march next to Iran agent with Hezbollah poster HELP!!!Digital design/social media: Guantanamo Babe, unless she's been sent to Uganda“Townsville” Henry Lee is dressed by the STASI, Confederacy of United States and Tulsi Gabbard, and only drinks champagne from REAAAAHHHHMMMMSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!, France (or Cairrrnnss, FNQ)Catch The Honk as 'Laurie Nicholls the Mystery Cat' in Sondheim’s last musical “Assassins at Leichhardt” (as always, it ends badly)Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Trump leaves Alaska empty-handed - ARE HIS HANDS JUST TOO TINY?Ghislaine Maxwell on Epstein: “There's nothing to see here” - AND WHO COULD DOUBT A SEX TRAFFICKER?California Gov. Gavin Newsom Trumps Trump in Trumpanese - ALL HIS TROLLING IN UPPERCASE & EXCLAMATION MARKS IS SO UN-PRESIDENTIAL!!!Plus, once in our lifetime, Wests Tigers CANNOT WIN THE WOODEN SPOON!And so much more of the week that dragged us back from hiatus:Putin, Donald, Jeffrey, Jizzlane - all honoured in our first Welcome to C*ntry!Zelenskyy's Oval Office Thank You Gift - coming via one way drone!Journo Michael Wolff's Epstein/Trump Polaroids - even The Honk threw up! Texas Gov. Greg Abbott helps Republicans steal Congress - 'negligent homicide of little girls on summer camp is so last season!'Aussie Reserve Bank's massive sudden rate cut - 'you have any idea how much we owe these f*cking reno builders?!'Tasmanian ex-Labor leader moves huge motion in Parliament - 'do *not* eat at that new Indian place!'Morning Star Hotel AFL Tipping Comp leader Craig Treloar - moustachioed blonde 6'10"er suspiciously hard to reach since death of Hulk HoganMining great Gerry Noonan on Instant Experts - 'Henry Lee's alright but that Honk's a straight-up f*ckknuckle!'80s hair metal greats Warrant - 'please stop asking us to sign your cherry pie, we're here to enjoy the Tiges, hopefully sell some battered savs, alright?'In the comedy podcast with all the latest news explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Aussie Treasurer Jim Chalmers radically underbudgeted cost of Uber)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au Just like Trin did! THANKS TRIN!All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional editing by guy counting ballots, certain Texas House seats, 2026 (Scooter ain't speak no Spanish, neither no jive, you read that pardner?)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeThe Honk prefers Maison Whitesnake Champagne (to own urine). Henry Lee's appearance at the Mead Tent, Leichhardt Oval, arranged exclusively by Benedict Arnold, Head of PR, North Queensland Cowboys. Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!"Hiatuses are for P*ssies!", said our great current President (not really, he only uses words he invented, like 'equalise' and 'grocery').Still, like a woketard Smithsonian exhibit showing slavery actually happened, our hiatus this weekend is cancelled on account of the sheer number of Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons invading our inboxes from all over the world.Join hosts Henry Lee & The Honk in this special mini-ep as they run down all the 'expertise'*^ to look forward to in the full new ep out this Sunday am (Aussie Eastern Standard Time). From Russia/Ukraine, The Epstein Files and California Gov. Gavin Newsom taking a dump in Trump's eyeball, to the biggest story of 'em all - the somehow continuing saga of Tasmania's State Election (aka Australia's Alaska). And so much more!PLUS EXCLUSIVE TO THIS MINI: a US Homeland Security boss Kristi Noem update! (She's still got the job, sorry).In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots.Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional editing by Elmer, Imperial Wizard, Texas Redistricting Office, Amarillo Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeHenry Lee appears courtesy-free when it comes to The Honk's ski holiday needsWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Don and Vlad anchor down in Anchorage - and a Peace Prize, BJ and TACO are on the menu!JD Vance Ushas more water into Ohio River - while Erik the Viking pines in Nagorno-Karabakh, Azerbaijan!It's Marjorie Taylor Greene v Laura Loomer for the Women's Borderline Personality Disorder Title - proudly sponsored by Arby's Beef Sandwiches*! (*Inner West Karen offended by the hegemony at a taxonomical level)Plus, Diego the Venezuelan Gang Parrot returns to find his soulmate - in Blackpool! Will they be reunited after Porridge? And so much more of this week's total f*cking mayhem:Aussie PM Anthony Albanese recognises Hamas! - Iran Air First Class upgrades a total coincidenceHamas recognises Aussie PM Anthony Albanese! - also where he livesTrouble Sleeping? - Henry's Short* History of Armenia is here! (*86 mins)Trouble Slipping Into Coma? - try Henry's Shorter* History of Alaska! (*46 hrs)UK Foreign Minister David Lammy reveals Henry VIII's shock successor! - Henry VII: 'Thou Art a F*ck-Knuckle, My Liege'Cotswolds village Stow-on-the-Wold decrees Vance a C*nt-on-the-WheelsGloria Gaynor declines Trump Kennedy Center Honour! - 'I Will Survive'George Strait declines too! - 'Not 'til Marvin Gaye gets one' Kennedy Center Scandal: Don't judge us on one paedo song, begs KISS' Gene Simmons - 'We have heaps!'In the comedy podcast with all the latest news explained by idiots - The Honk* and Henry Lee^ (Donald Trump suddenly taken ill after 'Howdy Putin!' tea ceremony)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional editing by guy in charge of security footage, back room, Cross-Fit Gym, Washington D.C.* (*on secondment during trauma leave)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe^Henry last checked privilege 1972, but comparative analysis shows it lies somewhere between Cotswolds and Newtown West. *Honk a fighter for truth, justice, role of agriculture as potent engine for inclusive sustainable development. He is currently pursuing a PhD in 'The History of the Gazpacho' at Lady Grey College, Juneau (campus formerly in Sitka). Don't miss 'Epstein Files' Bluegrass Band - on tour in South Sudan til further notice!You 'eard an exo'ic bird sayin' anyfink suspicious lately like? Be a loov and drop oos a line would ye? Fanx ever sa mooch - Lancashire Police, OswaldtwistleWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Trump sh*ts pants then sh**ts messenger after dud US Jobs Report - Even BJ Vance's b-jobs are going down!Danish zoo shocks world by feeding pets to its carnivores - The Asiatic Lion loves eating dog, The European Lynx loves eating pussy!Aussie state of Tasmania on a knife's edge after 12th election this week. Who will be Premier? Who'll win the meat tray? Will Harold be right for the Zumba Grand Final? Inner West Karen reports!Plus, Ahmed Ouf reports ...Inner West Karen to Cumberland Council, Federal Police, NSW Mental Health UnitAnd so much more of the week's madness:Highly qualified diplomatic genius Steve Witkoff - sells real estate, negotiates with Putin, touches toes all at the same time!Ghislaine Maxwell - plays prison golf with Trumpy and shoots 69!Also Ghislaine - buddies up to new jailmate Theranos fraud Elizabeth Holmes!Theranos fraud Elizabeth Holmes - suddenly bans own daughter from visiting!Henry Lee fave The Dreggs - touring Luther, Oklahoma; Turks and Caicos; and Sucre! (standby for Quito, Cape Town, Pretoria, Bloemfontein dates!) Elon's Mum Maye Musk - can't believe she's lost her impala in the car park!Sydney Sweeney! - registers Republican, then for witness protection after Trump asks her outAustralian Government to make all MPs fly short-haul domestic in economy! - as long as seat goes flat, plane goes via HeathrowAussie Prime Minister Anthony Albanese - exhaustion concerns after 7 hour trip to New Zealand, two actual decisions, all in same three-year term!Japanese Kabuki band murders Oasis' Wonderwall - still sound better than Liam?In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk* and Henry Lee^. Tassie Premier Jeremy Rockliff late cancel after shock leadership challenge by Sharon (avail Mon, Wed, Thurs mornings, Friday WFH so don't even)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected] Produced, mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional editing by guy in charge of US prison transfers last week (all paperwork lost; also congrats on new mansion!) Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe^Apologises worse than The Fonz*Immortal after killing his doctor, unless found by a re-animated Rodgers & Hammerstein in which case dead meat. Dr Erika McEntarfer's tell-all memoir "My Name Isn't Funny You C*nts!!" out in time for Christmas!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Hulk Hogan is dead. But don’t count him out just yet! Jeffrey Epstein is dead. But like The Hulkster he’s coming back! And Trump's going down like The Iron Sheik, Andre the Giant & Macho Man Randy Savage!Sydney Sweeney comes off the top rope in her great jeans! But so does Inner West Karen - and no-one's ever kicked out of her Being Offended!And so much more total f*cking lunacy!:Gaza - Both sides complete a**sholes (and that's just the online comments)!Gwyneth Paltrow - Even she may not be able to spin Trump's PR disaster!Trumpy's Scotland Tour offers all the hits - along with Oasis covers, his tribute to Sean Connery and an incredible bagpipe solo from new caddy McOddjob!London's Bishop of Fulham - Also loves to blow a big thick bagpipe, especially to ABBA's 'Dancing Queen'!Henry's moving history of Hutt River Province - from the reign of Prince Leonard (1970-2017) to the reign of Prince Graeme (couple weeks after that)!Triple J Hottest Aussie 100 Scandal - Dope Lemon, Bear McCreary and The Honk's 'Highlights from Sondheim's 'Assassins'' all miss out! Werner Von Braun a Nazi C*nt - But in American Eagle jeans his butt is fire!In the podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (Ratcat were apologies with Wests Tigers Virus. British & Irish Lions busy pulling off a miraculous AFL comeback vs Melbourne (at least that’s what Tom Lehrer said))  Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional Editing by whichever pr*ck won't let us boost our random sh*t on TikTokDigital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeHenry, Honk now *both* available to sing at your next funeral!'Telstra On Hold music' courtesy of Israeli Army Hamas Torture UnitSPECIAL HULK HOGAN TRIBUTE EPISODE with special guest out during this week!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Coldplaygate CEO Andy Byron updates Astronomer's HR Policy - 2-Way Office A*al is in! Trump covers up Epstein Files like he covers up his doodles - with his signature"Obama faked Russian interference in 2016 election" says Trump, from Russia, in RussianPlus, Wests Tigers go viral as NRL incompetence becomes contagious! And so much more crazy sh*t!:Donald Trump Jr tweets - it doesn't go wellDonald Trump Jr speaks - goes even worseAmerican Carnage - Presidents McKinley, Garfield dead, Tulsi Gabbard ok!Melania's new theatre to stage only musicals about fate-trapped hookersRupert Murdoch turns good guy at 94 in tribute to late great Hulk Hogan*Nut Mel Gibson gets guns back from A-G Pam Bondi, shoots her immediatelyJewish comic legend Jackie Mason hilarious or else you're anti-SemiticIn the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Leon Czolgosz accidentally went to Temple of Music pavilion)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: https://www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional editing: this ep, certain other files, by Kash Patel, Dan Bongino, Karoline Leavitt, Kristi Noem. Proofreading by Pam. Spellcheque by Linda McMahon  Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe*Look out for our full tribute to Hulk Hogan in next week's episode!Kristin Cabot available for new corporate opportunities outside HRThe Honk available for new singing opportunities at your wedding or Bar MitzvahWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons Who Are All 100% Innocent: Australia finally gets a world-class crook, f*ckwit & moron all its own - Mark Latham, take a huge bow! (but on yourself, thanks)The Epstein Files just keep on giving if only they existed which they DO NOT!Grandpa Trump thinks he won the FIFA Club World CupPlus, the Aussie Cricket Team runs wild in Jamaica as Jackie Mason fails again. Could Pam Blondi be the answer at the top of the order? Our exclusive interview with newly ex-West Indies coach The Honk!And so much more, including!:Noel & Liam Gallagher fall out again over who f*cked up Hadrian's Wall!Windsor Castle's Poopy Potty Schedule for Grandpa Trumpy Visit!US VP BJ Vance - chock full of fantasy eggs thanks to The Assmasster 9000!*Inner West Karen - offended on behalf of African people who are not themselves offendedand The Red Hot Chili Peppers' 'Give It Away' as you never heard it! (in tune)In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Joel Garner unable to fit in studio)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: https://www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional editing by Barack Obama, Joseph R Biden, James Comey, Zohran Mamdani, The Commies, The Gays, Jews... uh... guys, who else we got? Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe*Need a brand new unused Satisfier Pro 2? Call Erik in Greenland, ask for Usha!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons not on The Jeffrey Epstein Client List which doesn't exist, ok?:The Poison Mushroom Murder Verdict - What if it was The Patriarchy all along?The Texas Floods Disaster - Kids died but we saved money, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) had a weekend of Greek, plus the word 'BLAME' IS FOR LOSERS!The Jeffrey Epstein Files - Do not exist, they never did, don't f....g push it ok?Plus, Red Bull sacks Christian Horner! - 'Drive to Survive' 2026 gon' be elite!And so much more! Qantas Airways Data Hack - Nice Chairman's Lounge Membership, be a shame if something happened to it... Texan State Sen. Ange Paxton to ban/buy all known ClitBlaster 9000sThe Honk's Obvious Hair Dryer Problem - 'I can quit any time I want!'Trump's Obvious Dementia - 'I do not have Alz...how good is salmon!?'And the further return of Inner West Karen - 'Free Erin Patterson!'In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Ken Paxton (AG - TX) unavoidably detained by 'King Size Bitch Fist'*). Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: https://www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional editing by Guard who 'lost'^ that minute from Epstein prison vid^ (^coincidentally also US Attorney-General, Designate)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe*Use code HENRYLEEFAVE for 50% off all new Fantasy Impregnator Asssmasster 7!Honk data hacked, not a Lifetime Platinum Subscriber to www.pizzadeliverytolonelyhousewiveswhojustlostheirwallets.ru/thehonkGov Greg Abbott's tell-all memoir 'Prowler Red by Oxballs XXL Ruined My Life!' out now!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Diddy Do It, or Diddy Not? Our long-awaited verdict on the Puff Daddy TrialAustralia's Poison Mushroom Murder Case - Still no word from Prosecutors after plea deal lunch at accused's placeJeff Bezos' One-Click Wedding! - Please no naked flame near Lauren SanchezOrigin III: Decider! Can Hornsby Hornbags finally beat the Gold Coast DDs?Plus, finally, The Breeding Habits of the Sundarbans - A Heron Will Rise!And so much more! Our penetrating look at America's BBW credit rating! It's a huge problemHamas - Is it so hard to ask the boys 'R U OK'? Inner West Karen - Back to teach Henry a thing or two (just like at Stanford!)White anglo male journo at The Guardian - Hopeful of Staff Party suck off if 'offended'* enough by PM Albo's misogynistic song choices.And, Colorado attorney Harry Kiri - Gone too soon! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Sydney Sweeney in Venice for the nuptials (aka knew more than us)). Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: https://www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected] thanks to Aussie 'wifi'* and Zoom for sound 'quality'**.Produced, mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorSurprise additional editing by Qantas Hackers, ChechnyaDigital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeSean Combs, property of Da Big Boy, Cell Block XXX, San QuentinTerry Dee Akowntant (aka DJ Biggie Big) EP coming soon The Honk chooses not to fly Bhutan AirlinesHenry Lee's 'Minor Late Order Batsmen of Trinidad: 1857-1858: Vol. 9' out now!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Trump drops the F-Bomb, and finally - if briefly - makes sense The Honk proposes Middle East Peace, the WWE way In Sport - it's The Attack of the Killer LunchboxPlus TRUMP'S REVIEW OF INSTANT EXPERTS!And so much more! - NATO's 'Mad' Rutte's Daddy fetish! Inner West Karen: back to put the "She" in Beersheba! Just cos Trump never made peace don't mean he don't get no Nobel Peace Prize! Somehow, Warren Zevon again! And "Florida Man who threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises pizza"!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Tulsi Gabbard, other commitments in Grozny). Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: https://www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional editing by LinkedIn Officer, Iranian Revolutionary Guard  Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeHenry Lee's AFL tips at Morning Star Hotel rigged exclusively by The Honk Don't miss Chris Robinson in 'Operation Midnight Hammer 2: Spike on the Loose!'Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Your Place or Mine? Israel, Iran trade sleepovers as the love affair continuesTrump’s Birthday Parade Fizzles - To Rapturous Applause'Save the Illegal Immigrants!' - Who I deported (Also Trump)And so very much more! Like Henry at Lord’s for the cricket with Mick Jagger, The Williams of Orange and Our Episode Special Guest MAYE MUSK! (Elon's mum, but careful she's sensitive about it). Plus guns in Minnesota self-shoot at innocent people (again!), fancy pants Sydney private school Scots College blows its own head off in PR catastrophe (again!), The Honk's deep AFL footy insights (never again!), Warren Zevon's life story in 437 parts (possibly will happen again), and The Collected Works of @rick2211606511!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - specifically The Honk and Henry Lee (Peter Green quit just before we got popular). Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au Complaints? Email [email protected] - or why not call Scots College reverse charges?Produced, mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional editing by Fox News Sound FX Guy* (*new Trump cabinet appointee)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe (special thanks this week to @rick2211606511)Mick Jagger appears courtesy of AngieHenry Lee appears without courtesy for MickThe Honk's further weekend AFL picks: Essendon Dongers, Melbourne Devons, Hawthorn Hogs, Fremantle C*ckers and Gold Coast Sl*ts  Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Straight Intta Compton! ICE raids L.A. - And turns a whiter shade of paleIsrael and Iran's Explosive Love Affair Continues - Will they finally get a room?Music legend Sly Stone takes his bat, his ball & Brian Wilson back to the Everlasting PavilionAnd so much more! Like the hairy-headed gent, who ran amok in Kent; the sports coach sacked for winning, and a short history of California (hint: it's in Spanish).  In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - in particular Henry Lee and The Honk (Stephen Miller n/a jerking it to California National Guard shooting Ch 9 Reporter). Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page!: https://www.instantexperts.com.au Complaints? Email: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional editing by author of Boeing Aircraft Safety Manual (June 2025 ed.)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeHenry Lee Gets Around when not Surfin' UAEThe Honk Thanks You Falettinim Be Hymns Elf AginKid Rock haunted exclusively by the ghost of Warren ZevonWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!Live from Lord's cricket ground in London - *We're* the Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons, as we explain our next episode won't be out this Saturday Aussie time as normal, but rather at the special new time of Sunday (Australian Eastern Standard Time).Everything else will be the same: the mistakes, the apologies for last week's mistakes, the appalling language, the recurring characters desperately shoehorned back in, and as ever, the closing audio pieces of specious relevance.But for now, enjoy this mini offering of our excuses - aka 'The (British Bull)Dog Ate Our Homework'.Brought to you by the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - specifically Henry Lee & The Honk (Nigel Farage n/a in The Mead Tent).Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page!: https://www.instantexperts.com.au Complaints? Email: [email protected], mixed and edited by JuniorAdditional editing by the author of The Epstein Files (very newly revised edition)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeThe Honk chooses to stay exclusively at his house, doing actual workHenry Lee does us the courtesy of appearing only occasionallyWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Freedom Fighter Vlod skewers commie thug Vlad right in the Urethral Meatus!Urethral Meatus Musk skewers commie stooge Trump right in the pork barrel!Moronic Marjorie Taylor Greene declares war on rival vegetables! Cricket-Loving Henry Lee turns scalper as other fans' dreams turns to Ashes!Plus Getting through US airport immigration - The tips you cannot afford to hear; The inside scoop on Mead; and The return of ‘Inner West Karen' - she's back from Ougadougou and you need to check your privilege!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - Henry Lee and The Honk. (The Greens' Brock Lee delayed at emotional breakup date with Mum (The Nationals)).Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page!: https://www.instantexperts.com.au Complaints? Email: [email protected], mixed and edited by JuniorAdditional editing by the guy that does RFK Jr.'s vax report footnotesDigital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeNo thanks to Child Catcher Robert - you’re no Help Man!Henry Lee appears courtesy of BongBong MarcosThe Honk chooses not to stay at Hitler HotelsWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Coalition coalesces after a week of frantic self-discovery by Nats and LibsUS House Republicans pass signature bills “Lock up the Chicos”, “Would You Like A Pardon With That?” and “Death to the Poor!”Aussie maths genius Terence Tao in shock cage match with Henry VII and WWE's Rhea RipleyAnd so much more! Including The Pope’s narrow escape, The Honk’s excellent Melbourne adventure, yet another heartfelt voicemail from Greenland's Erik The Viking, and our long-awaited update on the 1st, 12th, 14th and 16th Earls of Derby! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - in particular The Honk and Henry Lee. (Romanian President Nicusor Dan not taking our calls).Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show!: https://www.instantexperts.com.au Complaints? Email: [email protected], mixed and edited by JuniorDigital design and social media by Guantanamo BabeSouth African Body Bags appear courtesy of Democratic Republic of the Congo Brigitte Trogneux trained exclusively by Angelo DundeeWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Randy Aussie Nationals tell dud root Liberals they want to see third parties (aka Libs don’t go with Nats at Sussan)Habeas shot in the Corpus by dog-killer Kristi GnomeDonald Trump Jr has stage 5 stupid and it’s terminal And so much more! Including The Honk’s own surprise Presidential push, Wests Tigers’ latest fumble, fan voicemail from Instagram fave @DepressedTigersFan, and yet more heartbreak from special guest Erik the Viking! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots — namely The Honk and Henry Lee. (Once again Terry Tao unavailable)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show!: https://www.instantexperts.com.au Complaints? Email: [email protected], mixed and edited by JuniorDigital design and social media by Guantanamo Babe Suzanne Grae dressed exclusively by Henry LeeKristi Noem's rectal exam generously donated by Sen. Maggie Hassan (D-NH)Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:It's leg day AND chest day as the US Constitution gets an all over workoutThe last Australian Liberal Party MP narrowly elects herself leaderOur beloved Wests Tigers footy team fake their Premiership credentialsPlus Erik The Viking's beautiful message to us, Ghana's slightly less beautiful message to Queensland, Toto's Bobby Kimball wanted for murder at the Kansas State Fair, and so much more! In the podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - specifically, your hosts Henry Lee & The Honk.Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show!: https://www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected] (ask for Ahmed)Produced, mixed and edited by JuniorBobby Kimball re-mixed by Dr Josef MengeleDon't miss Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson - on tour now with Art Garfunkel!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971

Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:American Cardinal pips Filipino Singer for World’s Biggest HatAussie PM enjoys biggest election win since Pope Sixtus VIIndia plays Pakistan, but not at cricket - and an Englishman is to blame And so much more! - including The Honk’s birthday musings, Henry’s electoral exclusion and Mexico’s regards to Trump’s mother. In the podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots: your hosts Henry Lee & The Honk.Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show!: https://www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected], mixed and edited by JuniorWritten & Authorised by Hartvig Kierkegaard, Lower SaxonyWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971