Instant Experts Ep 28 - Trump Hosts Putin for Bombe Alaska and TACOs!

Send us a text here!In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Don and Vlad anchor down in Anchorage - and a Peace Prize, BJ and TACO are on the menu!JD Vance Ushas more water into Ohio River - while Erik the Viking pines in Nagorno-Karabakh, Azerbaijan!It's Marjorie Taylor Greene v Laura Loomer for the Women's Borderline Personality Disorder Title - proudly sponsored by Arby's Beef Sandwiches*! (*Inner West Karen offended by the hegemony at a taxonomical level)Plus, Diego the Venezuelan Gang Parrot returns to find his soulmate - in Blackpool! Will they be reunited after Porridge? And so much more of this week's total f*cking mayhem:Aussie PM Anthony Albanese recognises Hamas! - Iran Air First Class upgrades a total coincidenceHamas recognises Aussie PM Anthony Albanese! - also where he livesTrouble Sleeping? - Henry's Short* History of Armenia is here! (*86 mins)Trouble Slipping Into Coma? - try Henry's Shorter* History of Alaska! (*46 hrs)UK Foreign Minister David Lammy reveals Henry VIII's shock successor! - Henry VII: 'Thou Art a F*ck-Knuckle, My Liege'Cotswolds village Stow-on-the-Wold decrees Vance a C*nt-on-the-WheelsGloria Gaynor declines Trump Kennedy Center Honour! - 'I Will Survive'George Strait declines too! - 'Not 'til Marvin Gaye gets one' Kennedy Center Scandal: Don't judge us on one paedo song, begs KISS' Gene Simmons - 'We have heaps!'In the comedy podcast with all the latest news explained by idiots - The Honk* and Henry Lee^ (Donald Trump suddenly taken ill after 'Howdy Putin!' tea ceremony)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorAdditional editing by guy in charge of security footage, back room, Cross-Fit Gym, Washington D.C.* (*on secondment during trauma leave)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe^Henry last checked privilege 1972, but comparative analysis shows it lies somewhere between Cotswolds and Newtown West. *Honk a fighter for truth, justice, role of agriculture as potent engine for inclusive sustainable development. He is currently pursuing a PhD in 'The History of the Gazpacho' at Lady Grey College, Juneau (campus formerly in Sitka). Don't miss 'Epstein Files' Bluegrass Band - on tour in South Sudan til further notice!You 'eard an exo'ic bird sayin' anyfink suspicious lately like? Be a loov and drop oos a line would ye? Fanx ever sa mooch - Lancashire Police, OswaldtwistleWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971