Instant Experts Ep 31 - Epstein Victims Speak Out On Files: “COME ON DONALD, WE KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE!”

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Chairman Dan defends Beijing trip - “It’s in the national interest! Of China"Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene tries flattery to get Files released - "Every American wants to read your biography, Mr President" Trump scotches rumours - "I'm only dead on the inside"And in sport Henry magically halves winnings at Morning Star Hotel!Plus so much more of the week's hellscape: Ex NSW Premier Bob Carr defends own China visit - "It's not like I'm marching for Palestine next to some Hezbollah c*nt! (that's next week)"Azerbaijan/Armenia deny cheating with China - "Full 'Girlfriend Experience' is cash upfront. Til then we got d**tators to suck!"Kim Jong-Un renames rogue state 'North By Northwest Korea' - "'Psycho' was too on the nose"Iran protests China trip - "Not even one synagogue to firebomb"Usha Vance dream Inauguration Day if hubby ever steps up - "Open top drive through Dallas then show at Ford Theater"Trump clarifies claim garbage bags out White House window were AI - "AI's the one where we destroy evidence I'm a huge paedo, right?"Rudy Giuliani on Presidential Medal of Freedom - "I'm assured this doesn't foreclose Presidential Medal for Most Handjobs in a Roadside Motel" RFK Jr on antidepressant/school shooting link - "Nothing in my own life experience says guns are America's real problem"Democratic Republic of Congo / Republic of Congo peacetalks fail over which Pres plays Running Bear, Little White Dove in closing talent show - "I hoped music would calm this raging river" says UN's Johnny PrestonBilly Joel dismisses 'Piano Man' gay bar origin story - "'Uptown Girls' was just a nice place to meet a Stranger if you were in a New York State of Mind"Bluey hot dad dog scandal deepens as leaked Files suggest Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell recruited kid dog Bingo from private pound at Mar a LagoHulk Hogan on Instant Experts voicemail - "Whole thing sounds fake and predetermined to me, brother"     Honk on Henry tipping comp fail: “Obviously the Collingwood C*ckpiercings were gonna beat the Adelaide Body Barrels! Next time call an expert!”In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Dan Andrews delayed by snap lockdown. "Just 6 more years, Melb")Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au Complaints: [email protected], mixed, compiled, edited by JuniorAdditional editing by Dyson Hairdryer that set fire to Honk laptopDigital design & Social media by Guantanamo Babe (unless on Venezuela speedboat, arrival time still TBA) Instant Experts Live in North South West East Northamptonshire onsale soon!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971