Instant Experts Ep 33 - First Amendment Gives Trump a Free Speech: "FAR KEW, C U Next Thursday!"

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:President congratulates Jimmy Kimmel on 22 hit years - "Guards, seize him!!"FBI Boss Kash Patel can't find own arse - "Right after I got it handed to me by Congress, too!"Robert Redford's passing met with outpour of grief, fluids - "Gee his acting hit my spot!" says every woman born between 1935 and 2007Plus more of the worst week in world history since last week: FBI cyber expert William Shakespeare certain Kirk assassin to lover texts not fabricated by old Mormon c*nts - "Yae verily ist that howe doth the ex-MAGA / Groyper / pro-trans kids of twenty and two speaketh they to thineother in the not yet extant state of Utah some 512 years of our Lord, hence...eth"King Charles laughs off Trump's Windsor Castle State Dinner speech - "It was nothing compared to the smell!”Prince Andrew resumes royal duties as surprise Jimmy Kimmel replacement - "Like on Epstein Island, I just told myself 'you deserve this job'"   Trump defends deadly strike on Venezuelan boat that projected Epstein film on Windsor Castle - “Don Jr. confirms it was full of coke. Was,”Charlie Kirk bears no grudge for President missing Kennedy Center vigil - "If he could fix the aircon down here in heaven, though, that would be great"Instant Experts lawyers exploring if First Amendment covers Australian podcasters hoping one day for re-admission to United States - it’s not looking goodWashington D.C. film critics savage 'Dude, Where’s My Brendan Carr?" - "An FCC Chairman likes rimming a President. Did we need four hours of it?"“Nyet, Nyet, Nyet!” Over pierogis in Bolshoi Ballet private box St Petersburg, conservative podcaster Benny Johnson furiously denies Russian agent allegations Falkirk Wheel US expansion plans - "We'll lift Fountains of Wayne 24m higher!"Parsippany NJ listeners upset by Mob joke ask to meet Honk off Route 73Princess Katherine offers US Senate "extremely new Epstein Files evidence"Eric Trump: Donald is not an absent dad - "Barron met him and says he's nice"ANZ unrepentant after $240M fine - "Would it kill one of these corpses to answer an email??"In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Jimmy Fallon/Seth Meyers ICE Troops Benefit Show running very long)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected] (or ask for the Jalapeño Wizard)Windsor Castle Epstein/Trump Film defs not here: https://youtu.be/cEeSC7hxClQ?si=UwQHGOsapsOxHcamProduced, mixed, compiled, edited by Junior.  Additional editing by Special Agent Paul Lygamy, FBI Evidence Unit, Salt Lake City - Who are those guys?Digital design and social media: Guantanamo Babe, Australia - That’s her big ideaWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971