Instant Experts Ep 34 - Trump's War on Tylenol: “IT’S THE REASON I’M STUPID!”

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:    1.    Trump links Tylenol to autism - Doctors link RFK Jr to aneurism    2.    Trump assures all United Nations: “ICE has a jailcell for every Wetback here!”    3.    Border Czar Tom Homan rounds up $50,000 and detains it in his pocket    4.    And, Henry enjoys The Middle Age Payrise for one glorious minutePlus so much more of the worst week ever 'til whatever the f*ck next week is: Trump finally reads the brief on Ukraine - “Wait, they’re the good guys?”Medicaid Chief Dr Oz gets lucky as Medicaid funds his Leucovorin business - “It’s just good policy, ok?”UN escalator won't go up for Melania, won't go down for Donald - Neatly captures their marriageEx-FBI boss James Comey charged by Trump stooge Lindsay Halligan in her first ever criminal case - "Hey, I am just a pretty face!”Trump: 'Taliban ceding Bagram Airbase' - Misreads offer to 'blow him up first'Hamas celebrates Aussie support for Palestine state by executing first three Palestine citizens Cambodia peace offer to Armenia - “We don't even want Aberbaijan!”Optus CEO was gonna be fired but call wouldn't connect - Board: "Even 000 couldn't help and we were on with them for hours!"Qatar airstrike finally turns Gulf States off recognising Israel - Bibi Netanyahu: "Just say it - it's cause I'm Jewish"More Honk tips for mega sports weekend - "If Rory McIlroy's not in Brisbane Bongos' starting lineup, that Bledisloe bloke needs to go to Specsavers!"  In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee* (Jimmy Kimmel called back to higher things).Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by Junior. Additional editing by: Medical Evidence Unit*, US Dept Health & Human Services. (*on open-ended leave, available for podcasts, also weddings, catering)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe. *Henry Lee - Please contact Oxford University Finance Department. Your son's first three years' study, college, meals, 'not being English' fees are all overdue and accruing 100% daily compound interest at worst AUD to GBP exchange rate we think of without losing bowel control when we email. Thankyou.Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971