Instant Experts Ep 36 - Trump Sends Troops into Chicago: "ONLY SHOOT DEMOCRATS, OK?"

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:WTF?! Trump says Middle East at peace but the Midwest a Warzone!Pam Bondi treats the Constitution like Kristi Noem treats dogs - with a bullet in the brain!US Government shutdown continues! - Except for steroid-addled Masked Childcatchers keeping the streets safe from priests, fry cooks and gardenersAnd in sport, Brisbane Broncos beat the cast of Rent in a thriller! - Wests Tigers sacks Rent director immediatelyAnd so much more of the week critics call "worse than Life Of A Showgirl!":House Speaker Mike “Throbbin’” Johnson throbs through another week without release - of The Epstein Files.Every single Kent resident tunes to Instant Experts - Thanks K*nts for listening!So does Darren in Melbourne from the hot tub - "Melissa don’t know what she’s missing!"Henry defends his missionary zeal for AOC - “I only watch her for the articles!”Trump hits back at dementia claims - “Rainbow! Diapers! I Am The Greatest!”Trump spiritual advisor shocked by jail time for abusing underage girls: “I thought it was official White House policy!”US-China soybean trade up 100% in September - From zero to nil with f*ck-all somewhere in the middle William 'The Refrigerator' Perry: Footballer or Wrestler? - "At least I ain't no cracka-ass ICE Nazi muthaf**ka!"Honk reviews Taylor Swift’s new album - “It’s no Instant Experts that’s for sure”Honk also reviews Guns’n’Roses back catalogue - “All their great songs suck. Everyone’s wrong but me!” [Ed.: what we have here is failure to communicate]Plus it's Donald Trump v Donald Trump for 'C*nt Of The Week!' - Exactly how big a c*nt can one c*nt be?In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Kash Patel trapped in giant douche canoe).Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled, engineered and edited by Junior Additional editing by guy from White House who crossed out all Pam's answers to Senate Judiciary Committee and replaced with "Eat my sh*tstained ***hole!"Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe.Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971