Instant Experts Ep 38 - TRUMP, ALBANESE REACH HISTORIC AGREEMENT: “KEVIN RUDD SUCKS!”

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Mr Albo goes to Washington!: “Nice place, but who's the old coot in The White House?”The AUKUS alliance lives!: Aussie cat burglars secretly rob The Louvre to fund new old US subs. Picked up a few grouse sketches as well!Trump flip-flops on Ukraine AGAIN: “I dunno. Vlod, Vlad, it’s all so confusing!”; and “WWE Rare Earth” superstars Neodymium, Dysprosium, Terbium, Samarium dig deep in unmissable tag-team action!Plus so much more of the worst week ever 'til next week:Sen. Elizabeth Warren verbal stumble - "I meant to say 'President C**t', and promise to call him that every day for the rest of his life".Trump defends poo-on-protestors AI video as true event - "I was flying in hour-old 'Huggies', the fuselage just couldn't hold it all so...!"Listener Acting Chief Justice seeks Lady Rebecca “elocution lessons” in his chambers - Objection Your Honour!Prince Andrew thrilled with all the refs in Giuffre book index - 'I'm famous agai-- I mean, I never met this girl OR f*cked Epstein!!"US Navy escalates attacks on fishermen, stockphotos, guys called JuanTrump demands $230m from Trump Administration - Pam Bondi talks him down to $3bn and a BJ. The Art of the Deal!Heggo's Howitzer rains shrapnel on Californians - "I thought we'd hit more of 'em, honestly!”White House loses East Wing before DA even goes to Council - "That's why Tom Homan needed cash in a bag!"Amazon Web Services engineer leaves hot tub to cure world hunger, deliver world peace, restore OnlyFans download speeds to “Frantic”French unveil new Louvre security plan - "Hey where did it go?!"Hakeem Jeffries assassin's lawyer - 'My client meant any ol' n*****!'And in C**t of The Week: the Republican clash we’ve been waiting for - Fraudulent Criminal vs Actual Nazi!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Kevin Rudd doing numbers for Trump leadership tilt: "With Julia's backing? I can't lose!")Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by Junior Additional editing by guy who tweaked George Santos' CVWhite House edited by PLO Demolitions of DC (Inc.): "West Wing, East Wing, Middle East Wing, we knock down 'em all f*cking!" (can yooz do cash mate?)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeFor more Valentina Gomez (including all the weapons!):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31SOXo2QlI&feature=youtu.beor https://www.instagram.com/p/DQAwpicgNBf/?igsh=MTZlemZkZmo3aGdmeQ==Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971