EPISODE · Dec 24, 2025 · 41 MIN
Instant Experts Ep 44 - Dear Terrorists: F*ck Right Off! Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter!
from INSTANT EXPERTS - the latest news, explained by idiots · host Instant Experts - Henry Lee & The Honk
Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:Stupid F***ing Terrorist C**ts murder 15 people at Bondi Beach.Aussie leaders experience brain, backbone shortage. It’s an Islamic Terrorism problem, stupid!Henry stands up to 'Stand Up To Hate' campaign by hating f***ing terrorist c**ts. Standing up.Did we mention Australia has an Islamist Terrorism problem? Sorry Allegra, we do. Because they’re f***wits who want to kill Jews and destroy western civilisation. C**ts.Albo, please re-read Items 1-4. Repeatedly. All this and a tiny little bit more:The Honk shares his Short History of The Lubavitch: “It was fine. Then they killed us. Then we came back. Then they killed more of us. BUT, MUTHAFUCKAS, WE WILL NOT DIE!!!” - Get your copy of “Suck On That Haters” for Chanukah or Christmas. Out now in all good Shuls and Bookstores!Henry explains the difference between Prejudice and Postjudice. 15 DEAD BODIES!!! F***ing Terrorist C**ts!! Hercules tells Sophocles he wishes he had the Testi-cles of Boris & Sofia Gurman, Ahmed Al Ahmed, Gefen Bitton and Reuven Morrison. Heroes all!We thank our listeners through the year. Individually. Doesn’t take long.Except we were heard in 654 locations in 88 countries! So there! Suck on that Haters II! And thank you all sincerely. Really!! Plus, a short review of the year. Basically Trump’s a c**t, the Wests Tigers are sh*t, and Darwin is a tongueless tasteless hellhole with no redeeming features. Until it finally sends us a listener! In which case it’s the real outback, the beating heart of Australia, the gateway to the North, our entry point to the Asian Century and we bloody love the place!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee! (Sajid Akram stuck in 'paradise'*^ rimming Nick Fuentes' sh*tstained a**hole for all eternity)Saying hi? Email: [email protected] Leave Us a Voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints c/o Bubba The Well-Endowed Cellmate at: [email protected], mixed, compiled and edited by JuniorEpisode edited by The Rebbe (z"l) with assistance from The HonkDigital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971
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Send us a text here! In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Stupid F***ing Terrorist C**ts murder 15 people at Bondi Beach.Aussie leaders experience brain, backbone shortage. It’s an Islamic Terrorism problem, stupid!Henry stands up to 'Stand Up To Hate' campaign by hating f***ing terrorist c**ts. Standing up.Did we mention Australia has an Islamist Terrorism problem? Sorry Allegra, we do. Because they’re f***wits who want to kill Jews and destroy western civilisation...
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