Instant Experts S2 - Ep 48 - IRAN FOR MY LIFE! MIDDLE EAST'S 4 MONTH PEACE NIGHTMARE IS OVER!

Send us a text here!To watch the video version on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Vxx9PQP2LqYIn this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons:After 249 gruelling days of no-one bombing the sh*t out of each other, Israel, Iran and The US are ready for MIDDLE EAST ELIMINATION CHAMBER - the WWE/WW3 co-production everyone's talking about!It’s Mania in Mesopotamia as the Tigris and Euphrates square off at last! Who’s the greatest river of them all? Shatt Al-Arab reports! Can *anyone* beat Donald “The Predator” Trump and his signature move - The MASSIVE DUMP from on high?Will Honk’s minesweeper get him safely to his deal of a lifetime at the Taj Dubai - Or will a big hostile torpedo penetrate The Dire Straits of Hormuz / Epstein?All this & more in another bumper episode of 'Instant Experts', hailed by critics as "more out of their depth than ever!":We share our fascinating insights into the shitshow in Iran! Or is it just a fracas? An imbroglio? One thing fo’ sho’. It ain’t no wo’! Not for another 59 days anyway!US Defence Sec Pete Hegseth gets bombed at Davo’s, while the Sri Lankan First VIII rows out to rescue the 32 survivors of the Iranian ship he just wasted! Newly ex-Homeland Security Sec Kristi Noem deports radio's Jackie O to El Salvador (and shoots her dog) while Kristi and Kyle Sandilands contemplate career next steps. Have they tried LinkedIn4 F*ckwits.com?Israel says CU Next Thursday to Hezbollah! Except since their Sabbath is Friday, they're 2 days ahead. So CU Next Tuesday. But you get the idea!Melania hosts the UN Security Council for the first time. Official doco “Fisted by First Lady!” a huge hit online! Plus Canada PM Mark Carney brings sexy back. So much trade! So many routes! Bi-lateral relations go deep!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee**Just two middle-aged halfwits, witteringSay hi to us by email at [email protected] be heard everywhere - including by the many progeny of Ashby-de-la-Zouch - with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page!: www.instantexperts.com.au  All complaints to [email protected] produced and mixed by JuniorEpisode edited by The Honk, with intermittent assistance from the Guantanamo Babe and Abull Sheyeet, Islamic Iran Information Centre (Non-Murder of Own Population Div.) All scripts wrongly attributed by The Honk to Stevie WonderDigital design + social media by Guantanamo Babe. Bless you!Kyle Sandilands' 'All Muzzis Iz C*ntzs' out now only on Reddit!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971