Instant Experts S2 - Ep 51 - The Latest on Iran, HORMUZ STRAIT TO YOU!

Send us a text here!For video version: https://youtu.be/zq89KV6DrIsIt’s Iran week 4 and the end game is clear: peace, war, stalemate or starvation! Meanwhile world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons blow things up while they still can: Iran blows up 17% of 20% of the world’s LNG supplies at Ras Laffan - World discovers LNG is useful the hard way!The US blows up Iran’s power supplies, but only on Truth Social! Trump describes ancient Shamshir sword at his testicles as “very good and productive” Israel blows up Hezbollah in South Lebanon for the first time this week - Neighbours request they keep the noise down a littleWests Tigers blow up their NRL Premiership chances in just 2 weeks! All this and so much more in another bumper episode of the show critics rave is "showcasing the slow death of Western civilisation":Henry Lee uses the Haber-Bosch process to convert methane to ammonia; Trump family uses same process to convert inside information into cash!'Dynasty: Israel''s Linda Evansyahu takes Joan Khollins off her kill list ahead of this week’s peace talks. But only for 48 hrs, biatch!OnlyFans founder dies at age 43, presumably of exhaustion; Polymarket makes shock takeover bid to form OnlyPolyFans (Headquarters: Utah)!Regular listener The Moose leaves Clermont-Ferrand for The Angel, Islington, cos he got 4 houses and a hotel for $250!Robert Mueller dies peacefully, surrounded by family, reassuring them “that muthaf*cka guilty as hell!"And in sport, Starsky & Hutch combine for record partnership at Theo Kojak field - smashing one set by Scarecrow & Mrs King!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (RFK Jr. held up by dead pussy on side of road, attached to dead cat)Say hi to us by email at [email protected] be heard everywhere from Bright (Vic) to Vancouver (Darwin) with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected] produced, compiled, mixed and mastered by Junior Video compiled, designed and edited by the Guantanamo BabeEpisode edited by Honk with intermittent assist from Guantanamo Babe and James Jackson, Sacramento, He/Him, Democratic Socialists of America. Hold your applause, please - it’s triggering!Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe. Thank you!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971