Instant Experts S2 - Ep 52 - FORGET IRAN, WORLD - IT’S THE PAM BONDI MASSACRE!

Send us a text here!Video version of ep is here! https://youtu.be/63_tWTAjsuAIn this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:It’s Iran week 5 and the Distract-O-Meter hits 11 as another Friend of the Show departs!US Attorney-General Pam Bondi is boned to distract from Iran, which was supposed to distract from The Epstein Files, that we admit Our Pam f*cked up monumentally, but it’s hard when the President is guilty as fark!'Pam Bondi: Worse Lawyer or Worse Person?' AG of Hell decides!Pam retorts: “Better to die on your feet than work on your knees! But you’re still the best President since [muffled, unintelligble]” And so much more in another bumper episode of Instant Experts - in which the US wargames how to open thing that was open before and Donald Trump fumbles around trying to find The Strait of Clitorz!:The Dow goes down like BJ Vance at a Cabinet meeting, hitting 46,000 and fallingTrump celebrates Easter, Jesus’ message of sacrifice and love by bombing the sh*t out of some MuzziesDavey the Escape Goat wishes The Lord was his Shepherd instead of “Pedro the Lonely”, after darkPlus, Teresa the co-ed proves Hell is exothermic, the hard way!Then the hits keep coming like the Crowes in the ‘90s, Stones in ‘73:Aussie PM Anthony Albanese addresses the nation but forgets the postcode, envelope, letter and stampDonald Trump addresses his nation, shouting “Person Woman Man Camera TV!” sorry, “Iran Vietnam Afghanistan Covfefe!”US Def Sec Pete Hegseth sacks Chief of The Army for refusing his stupid orders, then sacks his stockbroker for acting on themAnd Wests Tigers beat Jonathan the Giant Tortoise in a thriller!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Geoff Provest MP (Nat, NSW) in mandatory online security course led by Ihaq Duhmquns Aqawntz, IRGC, Tehran)Say hi to us by email at [email protected] be heard everywhere from St Bart’s to Saint Helena with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to [email protected] produced, compiled, re-mixed and mastered by JuniorVideo assembled, edited, and designed by the Guantanamo BabeEpisode edited by Honk with assistance from Buffy the Wombat and twins, absolutely no assistance from Telstra who suck c*cksDigital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe. You rock!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971