Instant Experts S2 - Ep 53 - TRUMP TO IRAN: "OPEN THE F*CKIN' STRAIT!! - PRETTY PLEASE?"

Send us a text here!Video version is here!: https://youtu.be/ufDZGSXjGAg?si=aJOc-suBivy6JQsfIn this tour of the world's crooks, f*ckwits and morons...It’s Iran week 6 and we’re all going back to the Stone Age! Or Golden Age! Or both!:Trump’s 15 point peace plan offers Iran the money, the box, the nukes, The Strait and a Tesla with Everything Computer! Meanwhile, Iran’s 10 point peace plan is Farsi for “Noted”In sport, Henry slams a 6-pack of Chateau Lafitte Rothschild as the Tigers beat the Eels, while Honk enjoy a glass of 2026 milk backstage with The Wiggles!Plus so much more in another bumper episode of INSTANT EXPERTS, in which the Ayatollah doomscrolls Truth Social from his backpacker hostel in Vilnius, while Ben Roberts-Smith creates the best-behaved prison in Australia! Also:The Financial Times issues apology to The White House: “to clarify, it’s in its ‘f*ckIN’ phase not its ‘f*ckING' phase”Pakistan PM Shehbaz Sharif likes INXS’s Shabooh Shoobah but tweets he'd “rather listen to Kick” Donald Trump hails Operation Midnight Pounding a huge success: "I blew holes in Iran so deep those guys'll never forget me!" From The Masters' Menu to the Avignon Papacy, we got you covered!In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (Pete Hegseth delayed by Pentagon Vindaloo)Say hi to us by email at: [email protected] be heard everywhere from Pyongyang to Chungcheong with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected] produced, compiled and mixed by Junior Video designed, compiled and edited by the Guantanamo BabeEpisode edited by Honk with intermittent assistance from Chris and Rich Robinson and occasional interference by Stifler’s Mom Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeFor Pope Leo and Harlem Globetrotters vision, go here: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW4BbDJCF11/?igsh=c3N6d2Z6Y2h1OW5r“Balalala Lumumba” proudly performed by King Leo & The Walloons. Don't miss the boys when they finally appear live at The Hague: the wait since 1960 is almost over! Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971