Instant Experts S2 - Ep 54 - TRUMP v POPE, OFF THE TOP ROPE - OUR WRESTLEMANIA EDITION!

Send us a text here!For Video version: https://youtu.be/-LOg8hT60OYIn this tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:  It's Iran week 7 PLUS the match-up the whole world's waiting for! In the white robed corner, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 164 pounds, it’s Tarantino Chapter 4, Verse 7 as “the path of the orange cuck is beset on all sides by the baddest muthaf*ckin' Pope on the planet!” - LEO X-I-V!In the red tie corner, weighing in at 943 Quarter Pounders, from New York, New York, it's the dump in the trunk that’s giving us goose bumps - DONALD J TRUMP!!And in the orange and black corner, weighed down by the hopes of tragic supporters, it’s the top-of-the-table, 3-time wooden spooners - THE WESTS TIGERS!!!We preview that cage match death battle, the best of Iran, the chiseled-in-stone bits of the Bible & so much more in the show critics say "inexplicably just got nominated for an actual award": Honk sails the seven seas on The Love Boat - Gabon edition! Zelenskyy asks JD Vance to schedule urgent BJ Vance w Putin!Magyar Health Minister joins Naughty Nurses and Horny Corporals for new version of “Hungary Eyes”!As Rory McIlroy serves his Masters rivals a Wagyu sh*t sandwich!Plus Trump plays Jesus, Iran turns Catholic and Jesus calls for a doctor, all in another bumper episode of INSTANT EXPERTS, the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - Honk & Henry Lee (Gov. Jeff Landry trying to seal Calvin Duncan in Ark of the Covenant, AZ, with help of Top Men)What the hell is going on? We don't know either! But that won't stop us sharing even more deep insights, like:Melania Knauss denies ties to Donald Trump: “I only ever met him through Jeffrey Epstein”Artemis II names Surprise Astronaut of The Week: The Junkyard Dog!Essendon fans get drunk, laid, win lotto all in one beautiful Saturday arvo!For Trump AI Jesus video: https://x.com/magacult2/status/2044090944572502197?s=46Dancin' Hungarian MP video: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DXEX5V2jMBG/Sh*thouse Russian drone demo: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DWCmt5nknG-/Artemis II WWE in space: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DW6seQoDLLK/Say hi to us by email at: [email protected] be heard everywhere from Nonthaburi to Miami with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au All complaints to: [email protected] Audio produced, mixed by Junior - saved our butt! Video compile, edit, design: Guantanamo BabeEpisode edited by Honk, with assistance from Drs Pezeshkian, Trump, and Alex TwalDigital design / socials: Guantanamo BabeWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971